No matter what your relationship status is, everyone needs a little laugh on Valentine’s Day.
1. I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
2. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
3. They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
4. You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
5. Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
6. You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
7. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
8. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.
9. Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
10. The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
11. When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine’s Day.
12. I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?