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Everyone is beautiful because God makes no mistakes.
God has bigger plans for you than the ones you have for yourself.
Just wait because God has something bigger in store for you.
Every religion preaches for love, but love preaches no religion.
Friendship isn’t just one thing. It’s a million tiny things.
True friends will know if you have a problem, with just one look.
Friendship is a responsibility, not an opportunity.
Friendship is a language based on meaning, not on cheap words.
Strangers become our new friends, while our friends become new strangers.
Friends are two people completely themselves when they’re with each other.
The greatest discovery about friendship is growing separately but not growing apart.
Being a friend is one of the nicest things you can be.
I work for money. If you want loyalty, get a dog.
Be as rude as you want, and don’t let people tell you how to live your life.
Phones are preferable than women. At least with phones, you can shut them off.
I like talking to myself because it’s better to deal with a more interesting class of people.
Be patient. Even toilets can only handle one asshole at a time.
Friends leave but enemies pile up.
Whenever I think about quitting smoking, I crave a cigarette to help me think.
Sometimes, the middle finger isn’t enough to tell someone how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
I’m not drunk, just off-balanced.
Not all men are foolish. Some stay as bachelors.
Warning! I know KARATE and a few Asian words!
Conserve water. Drink beer instead.
I’d rather walk in the fog, so nobody can tell that I’m smoking.
Some people call me Mike, but you can call me anytime you like.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Behind every successful man is a startled woman.
Some people still exist because it’s illegal to execute them.
In the house I’m in charge, my wife just makes all the decisions.
I’m not single, just love-challenged.
Do you want to argue? Bring it on. I got my CAPS LOCK on.
Dear homework, you’re ugly. Therefore, I can’t do you!
Just know that you’re unique like what everyone else thinks of themselves.
I often dream of becoming a millionaire just like my uncle. He dreams a lot too.
No one escapes life a virgin. It fucks everyone.
God is such an artist. Just look at me!
Smile. It irritates the people who wish you to fail.
Your attitude should be like your underwear. Wear it but don’t show it to the world!
Trust in God but guard your car.
On my death bed, I want my last words to be I left a million dollars in…
Time is valuable, so misuse wisely!
If I deleted your number, it means I deleted you from my life.
F**k it. My only thought before making life decisions.
The reason why I’m fat is because I lack storage for all this amazing personality.
I’m not always available. Better try your luck next time!
Being a virgin isn’t about respectability. It only means a lack of opportunity.
I’m not lazy. Just on energy-saving mode.
Sometimes, I look at people and tell myself. Why should that sperm win?
The smartest person I know is the one I look at in the mirror.
Be environmental-friendly. Eliminate fake smiles and remove fake people.
Don’t expect for things to happen. It’s the fastest way to be disappointed.
Success is easy. Do the best thing, the best way, at the best time.
Giving up isn’t a sign of weakness. Sometimes, it just means you’re strong enough to move on.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one simple step.
Learn to play the rules of the game. Then, be the best in it.
Every new day is a second chance in life.
The first thing to do to make your dreams a reality is to wake up.
I’ll win, not soon but definitely.
Don’t give up, for the start is always the most difficult.
Life is like riding a bike. If you want to keep balance, you better keep moving.
Adjusting with the right people is much better than arguing with the wrong kind. Meaningful silences are more superior than meaningless words.
No one rises quickly in this world, not even the sun.
Do things to express, not to impress.
Motivation gets you started. It’s the habit that lets you finish.
If chances don’t knock, build your own door.
Start the morning right, dream a little, get to work, and make your dreams happen.
The greatest regrets in life are the opportunities you didn’t take.
I got the least but I have the best.
The secret to great work is loving what you do.
You’re in charge of your life. Choose happiness.
Well done is greater than well said.
Life is like Facebook. People like your problems and talk about them, but no one helps you to fix them because they’re busy with their own.
We all need some kind of wake-up call that helps us remember who we are and what we want with our lives.
When the wealthy goes to war, it’s the poor that die in life.
Sometimes you win. Other times you learn.
I have a new rule in my life. What people think of me is none of my business.
Be the change you want to be in this world.
Never compare yourself to anybody. Doing so is just you insulting yourself.
Silence is the mightiest scream.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes, because sometimes, the wrong choices we make end up bringing us to the right places.
Starting the day with a smile is a beautiful thing. Be thankful for what you have.
Excellence is attitude, not just skill.
The advantage of telling the truth is that you don’t have to recall what you said.
Wear your own style. Be unique and yet distinct to others.
Promises mean the world. Break it once and it ceases to mean anything.
The best life comes to the people who love to live it.
I didn’t fail. Success is just a little bit late.
Everything that happens in your life is preparing you for the things that have yet to come.
You’re already a successful person. Someone is praying for the things you already have.
There are no shortcuts to success. You have to walk the long way.
You’ll realize how powerful you are not when things are going good, but when things are going bad.
Most mistakes stem from feeling when we ought to think, and thinking when we ought to feel.
Your dreams aren’t what you see in your sleep. It’s what keeps you from sleeping.
Accomplishing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done.
Love is what makes you happy when you’re sad.
Many have said that a person only falls in love once. I think they’re wrong because every time I see you, I fall again a thousand times.
When I miss you, I read our old messages together and smile like an idiot.
I love you not for your qualities, but for mine when I’m with you.
There’s no best time for true love. It just happens suddenly in the least expected time.
I’ll love you even if you don’t love me as much. I’ll care for you even if you don’t care for me the same way. But if you need me, I’ll always be there for you.
When I miss you, I feel like every song I listen to is about you.
How do you know you’re in love with someone? Simple. He was the first person that came into your mind the moment love was mentioned.
I’m in love with food and sleep. If I give you food and stay up late to text you, you mean something to me.
Love is a fairy tale that happens unexpectedly while we’re living an ordinary life.
You know you’re in love if you can’t sleep. Because for the first time, the reality is greater than your dreams.
It sucks when you have someone in your heart, but not in your arms.
Love isn’t supposed to be crazy. If it is, then that isn’t loving.
Being someone’s first love is great. Being someone’s last love is even better.
Never fall in love with words. Fall in love with actions.
The worst goodbyes are the ones without closure.
Love is like getting amnesia. You instantly forget there are billions of other people on Earth.
Trust in yourself and you’ll know what it means to live.
Love is charming when it’s new. But it’s more wonderful when it lasts.
Many people will catch your eye, but only one will catch your heart.
The purpose of music is to give you the right expressions when you don’t know the right words to say.
People should start opening their minds, not their mouths.
Be the rainbow in somebody’s cloud.
Quiet people have the loudest ideas.
I’ll always treat you the way you treat me.
How funny when people say they miss you, but they don’t make an effort to see you.
I’m not quiet because I quit. I’m quiet because I don’t want to deal with people who just don’t understand.
Worry about your character more than your reputation. Your character is your true self, while your reputation is other people’s opinion of you.
A beautiful face isn’t always a beautiful heart.
Memories don’t change. People do.
The people you should keep in your life are the ones that truly care, not the ones who make you feel life’s unfair.
When someone says you have changed, it only means you’re not living their expectations of you anymore.
People notice you for the things you’ve done, not for the plans you’ve yet to do.
No one’s perfect, but everyone’s unique.
Learn to forget people who forgot about you.
Sometimes, people don’t realize what others do for them until they stop doing it.
No matter how strong you are, there will always be someone that can make you feel powerless.
Being alone is so much better. When you’re alone, no one can hurt you.