Halloween Celebrations

The 105 Funny and Scary Halloween Quotes

It is the time of the year again where they said that the dead spirits visits the world of the living.
Remember the story of the white ladies? How about the vampires and other ghost stories your mother is always telling?
Well, whether it is true or not everyone should be careful now and then.
Learn more about Halloween with these quotes and sayings made for you.

Can you feel the night wind blowing through your skin? Look at the darkness; look at the trees, as if they are hiding something. But no, do not be afraid! I’m sure that is only your brother trying to scare you.

Trying not to scare anyone on Halloween? Then, you better not go out tonight.

I don’t know about you but for me children wearing Halloween costumes are too damn cute. Do the real ghosts are cute too?

Why do Halloween wraps us in fear? It is because of ghost stories we heard and seen. I am not saying there’s wrong with it, I am just saying not all of it was real and that we do not have to fear.

All I need is a mask and I am ready for the Halloween.

You know what scares me the most? It is not the ghosts or the darkness, it is the feeling of losing you and knowing that tomorrow when I woke up you’ll be gone.

My mom doesn’t need a mask to look like a real witch. I bet you all, she is the best witch you will ever know, ever.

Halloween reminds me of the night when all I can see is darkness and all I can feel is the cold wind of the night. Sometimes I’m scared; sometimes I am not especially when you are right by my side.

My Halloween would never be complete without my crazy cousins who always scare me to death. But I must admit, they are all nice but not during “hollow” days.

Beware of the black cats; they said it brings bad luck. Most especially beware of those who wear masks, you will never know what they are up to. Happy Halloween!

You know it is Halloween when almost all shows in different TV channels are about horror and white ladies. Scary as it is, but it completes my night.

Wears mask and Halloween costume and yet you still look handsome? You the real man! Happy Halloween!

I do not have to decorate my room for Halloween. Spider webs everywhere, black paint, and a jack-o-lantern. Who wants to sleep at my room tonight?

Why do I have the feeling that someone is watching over me every night? Oh no! It’s Halloween! Tell me how can I sleep tonight?

I cannot forget last year Halloween. It is the when I scare the wrong person and got hit hard by my face. That’s the creepiest thing that ever happened to her and funny thing for me.

 

You are the cutest witch I’ve ever seen. Say it loud, “Trick-or-treat!” Bring home many candies tonight, sweetie.

 

Have you ever been in a cemetery during Halloween? Do you feel something creepy? Well, you are not alone. I felt it many times, but I do not want to scare everybody. They are real, I swear.

I love Halloween feels. I love how it silences my younger brother who usually is super active. I love watching horror movies. I love the quietness and the cold night. I love Halloween.

What scary about Halloween costume party? It is when everyone is scared of you and you realize you are not wearing any costume. Is it you or are they seeing somebody else beside you?

My mother would always tell me not to go outside during Halloween. Is it because of the ghosts or is she trying to avoid those cute kids chanting “trick or treats!”? Look at them, they are all cute!

My favorite place to be in Halloween – under my bed. I feel safe down there. No one see me, no one would ever try to scare me. And no I am not alone; I have with me my teddy bear. He sings lullaby to me, he comforts me, and he greets me “Happy Halloween!”

I dressed up as a black lady during our Halloween costume party, and I must say I rocked the night. They think I am a real black lady with blood all over my face. I heard someone said, she’s the one I am always seeing every night. And I was like, I am not her okay?

 

I do not want to scare anybody but for me ghosts are real. You cannot see them, but they can see you. Some are friends, but some are not. Be nice to them if you want them to be nice at you.

The best time to try ghost hunting is during Halloween. Why? Because I’m sure you will not go home without something that is worth telling your friends that surely will terrify them.

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I always remember my grandma every Halloween. I remember she was the one who made all my costumes. I am always best in costume, like almost every year. But she’s gone now, and I miss her so much. If it’s true that there are dead spirits everywhere, then why my grandma doesn’t visit me? I really hope to see her one of these nights.

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My dad would always play Dracula and my mom would play the Witch. I never thought that a vampire and a witch are perfect for each other. And I will be the princess to complete the family.

I have a friend that can only be seen by me. He is nice but a little bit jealous. He doesn’t want me to be friend with others. And now he is angry at me. He wants you out of my life. But don’t worry, I am just kidding. Happy Halloween!

There are lots of scary things that play on my mind lately. I am scared I might do one of them one of these days. I hope not this Halloween because I do not want to scare away everybody.

I love Halloween because everything looks black. And I love black. It is as if everything is clear and calm for me. I want everything to be black for the rest of my life.

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Halloween is not all about scary things, ghosts, or trick-or-treats. Halloween is also for everyone to celebrate life and enjoy. That is why there are such us Halloween costume parties and street parties. Life is short. Have fun and enjoy.

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The only pumpkin I love is vegetable and not the one you see every Halloween. It is a piece of shit that scares the hell out of me.

Do not play the game hide and seek when it’s Halloween. In the darkness you will find them hiding. You will not be able to see them, but you will hear their laugh. Go home right away or else you will never find your way back.

I am not usually afraid of the night, but I am when it is Halloween. I cannot erase in my mind the story my mom once told me. It is during Halloween that the spirit of dead people rises from the grave. Whether true or not, I just cannot go out tonight.

We planned to have a little event for the Halloween. Just me and some of my friends. But when the party started, it looks like we are so many inside the room. It is really scary, so we just decided to leave and let the unseen enjoy the rest of the night.There are other stories aside from bedtime stories that your mother was telling you during your childhood, and that was horror stories. Until now, I remember every single details of it. The only thing that changed is that I am not scared anymore. It looks like funny to me now than it being scary.

Funny-and-scary-Halloween-Quotes03Why do I have the feeling that Halloweens are meant to scare everybody? Or am I the only that hates it? I just want to let my fear go because I do not want to be scared anymore.

Funny-and-scary-Halloween-Quotes05Happy Halloween to all my friends who loves to scare me. May you all sleep well tonight. Do not forget to close your window because someone might go inside and watch over you.

Funny-and-scary-Halloween-QuotesRemember the moment when you attend your friend “Halloween Costume Party” and you realize that you are the only one that was well-dressed and fully accessorized while almost your entire friend only wears black shirt? They should have called it “Halloween Black Shirt Party” instead of “Halloween Costume Party”, right?

Let the light of the moon be your light tonight. Darkness is everywhere and silence all over the place. Do not fear, just whisper your prayer. God hears it and He will be with you tonight.

I have been with many places before but this place is different. I have a feeling that someone is watching us. The way the wind blows, it also feels different. Is it because it is nearly Halloween time or really someone else unseen lives here? Let’s wait and see.

Halloween is the time where every kid turns to be nice and parents pretends to be something like a witch or a monster.

There are no other times when you will not feel scared to sleep alone except during Halloween.

I fear Halloween. I fear darkness. I don’t know but I think something hides in there. Something we are not sure if we can handle. I wish you all happy Halloween!

I am excited for Halloween because after it holiday season will soon arrive. There will be also kids everywhere, but instead of saying “Trick-or-Treats” they will be singing Christmas carols. How it feels good to be a kid once more. I miss my childhood days when my happiness depends on how many candies I bring home during trick-or-treat and Christmas season.

Cute Halloween quotes

Trick-o-Treat, I love a prank, you so scary, cause your breath stank: Happy Halloween.

Boo to you and may all your nightmares come true: Happy Halloween.

I’m creeping with your mother this Halloween – We’ll be back before the stroke of midnight.

I got a bag full of candy, a great costume and lots of great tricks just in time for Halloween.

Halloween is about kids, fun, costumes and treats.

Be careful, I’ll be stalking you this Halloween.

I’m a weirdo, I like to stalk you in my underwear on Halloween.

Be afraid, be very afraid this Halloween. For the bewitching hour is upon us.

I’m going to steal lots of candy old ladies bags during Trick-or-Treat.

The definition of Halloween scary is having to watch all the Human Centipede movies on replay.

Halloween = costumes, candy and a scary good time.

Funny-and-scary-Halloween-Quotes02Can I creep with you this Halloween?

I love to be scared on Halloween, please send me a photo of your face, when you wake up in the morning.

Halloween scary makes the world a better place.

October is the month where psycho killers and social paths can fully express themselves.

That’s a costume you’re wearing?

Candy corn, black licorice and hard caramels are the stuff of Trick-or-Treaters dreams.

Halloween chills and thrills come when the blood spills.

Halloween: the only day of the year where scumbags and nutjobs get to shine.

I enjoy Halloween during the fall, it chills my soul.

Halloween nights are long, scary and dreary. May this time of the year never end.

Candy apples, carved pumpkins and the feel of fear is in the air. Halloween is coming.

Halloween is about cemeteries, haunted houses and Michael Myers Marathons.

October 31 is the ultimate day for scares, good times and frightening fun delights – Happy Halloween.

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