It may be known as the most romantic day of the year, but Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candlelit dinners and decadent chocolate desserts — it can also be about sharing a good laugh with a loved one, whether that’s family or your very own Valentine. Luckily, if you’re looking for some cute messages to write in your DIY Valentine’s Day card, we’ve got all the best Valentine’s jokes to spread the love this February 14!
From corny Valentine’s Day puns to clever one-liners, these hilarious jokes are the perfect addition to your sweet Valentine’s Day celebration full of chocolate, love and laughter. Share them with your kids while making some creative Valentine’s Day crafts, or send them as a cute message to your sweetheart along with a bouquet of flowers — either way, you’re sure to get a smile that’s sweeter than the best Valentine’s Day chocolate!
What did the ghost say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
“You look so BOOtiful.”
What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you.”
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“Somebunny loves you!”
What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
“I’m dough-nuts about you!”
What did the Valentine get arrested for?
For stealing someone’s heart.
What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
“You can always count on me.”