It may be known as the most romantic day of the year, but Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candlelit dinners and decadent chocolate desserts — it can also be about sharing a good laugh with a loved one, whether that’s family or your very own Valentine. Luckily, if you’re looking for some cute messages to write in your DIY Valentine’s Day card, we’ve got all the best Valentine’s jokes to spread the love this February 14!
From corny Valentine’s Day puns to clever one-liners, these hilarious jokes are the perfect addition to your sweet Valentine’s Day celebration full of chocolate, love and laughter. Share them with your kids while making some creative Valentine’s Day crafts, or send them as a cute message to your sweetheart along with a bouquet of flowers — either way, you’re sure to get a smile that’s sweeter than the best Valentine’s Day chocolate!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m nuts about you!”
What did the girl squirrel say back to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re nuts so bad yourself!”
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
It gave her a ring!
Peas be my Valentine!
What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re one in a melon!”
What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriends on Valentine’s Day?
To a meatball.
What did the whale say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
“Whale you be mine?”