Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.
I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!
May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!
This Year, may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!
New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!
My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time and money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.
May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!
I’m sorry, a special sorry for you! Please Excuse my mistakes at the beginning of the new year and Get Ready in New Year for New Mistakes! Because I can’t change myself, Happy New Year!
Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!
I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now ordinary… which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.
May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.
May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.
May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.
It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats. Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!
May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery in the coming year.