Halloween Jokes for Kids
Halloween doesn’t have to be all about the scare: it’s a great time to yuk it up with silly jokes for kids. We’ve rounded up a list of sweet and funny Halloween jokes for kids that are sure to bring on jack-o’-lantern grins. Scroll down to start laughing
1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
2. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein!
3. What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
4. How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo.
5. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
6. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
7. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
8. What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray!
9. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
10. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
11. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
12. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse.
13. What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
14. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?
Frost bite!
15. What’s big, scary and has three wheels?
A monster riding a tricycle!
16. Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
17. What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoulie.
18. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
19. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin-drops.
20. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.
21. Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten.
22. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
—Rianna G., age 10
23. What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy?
Trike or Treat!
24. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
25. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!
