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Halloween Jokes for Kids

Halloween Jokes for Kids

Halloween doesn’t have to be all about the scare: it’s a great time to yuk it up with silly jokes for kids. We’ve rounded up a list of sweet and funny Halloween jokes for kids that are sure to bring on jack-o’-lantern grins. Scroll down to start laughing

1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

2. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?

Prank-enstein!

3. What kind of music do mummies love?

Wrap music.

4. How do ghosts wash their hair?

With shamboo.

5. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

6. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream!

7. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

8. What does a witch use to do her hair?

Scarespray!

9. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist.

10. What room does a ghost not need?

A living room.

11. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

A pumpkin patch.

12. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

If you are a mouse.

13. What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates.

14. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?

Frost bite!

15. What’s big, scary and has three wheels?

A monster riding a tricycle!

16. Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

17. What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie.

18. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

19. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

Coffin-drops.

20. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-jeans.

21. Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten.

22. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

—Rianna G., age 10

23. What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy?

Trike or Treat!

24. What instrument does a skeleton play?

The trombone.

25. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers!

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