Funny Valentine’s Day Captions

February 14 is a day for romantic dinners and cute Valentine’s Day gifts for your significant other — or, it’s simply an excuse for indulging in a lot of chocolate (your one true love!). Whether you’re single or taken, though, everyone knows that Valentine’s Day is a great time for sharing all those picture-perfect Instagram shots — which of course deserve a fitting caption that’s just as sweet as the holiday. Luckily, we’ve rounded up the best Valentine’s Day captions for Instagram right here!

Whether you’re looking for romantic or cute ideas — or even some funny Valentine’s Day captions for singles — there’s a perfect caption for every type of Instagram pic on our list. And if you can’t find the words to express all your romantic feelings yourself, why not borrow some from a heartfelt Valentine’s Day quote, or even from one of the best love songs ever? You’ll be getting all those likes before you know it — especially if you’re posting an adorable couples pic or a snapshot of your delicious Valentine’s Day dessert.

Funny Valentine’s Day Captions

• You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
• I love you more than pizza … and that’s saying a lot.
• Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• So glad that I went from your snack to your meal.
• I’d press pause on my favorite song for you.
• So happy we both swiped right.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• I love you for being my emergency contact.
• And it all started with Netflix and chill.
• I love you even when I’m hangry.
• The world needs more love and less work emails.