Valentine's Day

Funny Valentine Jokes to Spread the Love

It may be known as the most romantic day of the year, but Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candlelit dinners and decadent chocolate desserts — it can also be about sharing a good laugh with a loved one, whether that’s family or your very own Valentine. Luckily, if you’re looking for some cute messages to write in your DIY Valentine’s Day card, we’ve got all the best Valentine’s jokes to spread the love this February 14!

From corny Valentine’s Day puns to clever one-liners, these hilarious jokes are the perfect addition to your sweet Valentine’s Day celebration full of chocolate, love and laughter. Share them with your kids while making some creative Valentine’s Day crafts, or send them as a cute message to your sweetheart along with a bouquet of flowers — either way, you’re sure to get a smile that’s sweeter than the best Valentine’s Day chocolate!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke who got a Valentine!valentine's day jokes

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

“We’re a perfect match!”valentine's day jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any chocolates left for me?valentine's jokes for kids

What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?

“Be my Valen-slime!”valentine's jokes for kids

What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

“I love you berry much.”Valentine's Jokes For Kids

What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
Valentine's Jokes For Kids

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Valentine's Jokes For Kids

What did one bee say to the other?

“I love bee-ing with you, honey!”

Valentine's Jokes For Kids

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