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“Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.” -Eric Zorn
“A cat’s New Year dream is mostly a bird! Don’t be like a cat; in your New Year dream something that you have never dreamed. Target for new things.” -Mehmet Murat Ildan
“My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.” -Nia Vardalos
“An optimist stays up till midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” -Bill Vaughn
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” -Joey Adams
“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.” -Anonymous
“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” -William Thomas
“Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.” -John Selden
“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.” -Anonymous
“I think I made too many New Year’s resolutions this year. It took me almost a full day to break them all.” -Anonymous
“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.” -Anonymous