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Funny New Year’s Jokes

What better way is there to start off the New Year than with a laugh? Between making your champagne cocktails and a celebration-worthy New Year’s Eve dinner, you’re going to want to retell one of these cute jokes. You may not be able to celebrate with a wild New Year’s Eve party like last year, but sending one of these to your nearest and dearest is the perfect way to let them know you’re thinking about them in the New Year. After all, laughter really is the best medicine.

Whether your at-home celebration is going to include some of the all-time best New Year’s movies or toasts on Zoom, these jokes and one-liners are sure to get the “party” going well past midnight, so you can welcome 2021 in the best way. From punny one-liners to classic knock-knock jokes, pull out one of these hilarious riddles and funny sayings for an instant crowd-pleaser (though you’ll be sure to get some groans, too).

My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full …

… with either rum, vodka or whiskey.

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What is corn’s favorite holiday?

New Ear’s Day.best new years quotes   corn

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year …

… but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.Best New Year's Jokes 2020

At the beginning of this year I made a New Year’s resolution to lose 10 pounds …

… Only 15 more to go!Best New Year's Jokes 2020

What’s the best New Year’s resolution?

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Best New Year's Jokes 2020

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?

He got 12 months!

Best New Year's Jokes 2020

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