May God bless you with enough motivation to eat less and workout more often. Say no to obesity this new year! Wishing you all the best!

I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!

I wish God give you more money to help the poor and less money to spend on junk foods. Wishing you a healthy and disease-free year!

Have some faith in me, this year just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.

This year, you may pick up your phone more often, praying to God for this miracle. I wish you a Happy New Year, mate.

Welcome the New Year with your ugly smile and scare all the evils away. Have a great year ahead.

Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.

Have a tremendous New Year while giving everyone a hard time apart from me. Cheers to that.

I hope you will finally pay off all the debts you owe to me for making my life miserable. Looking forward to that, best wishes.

You have so many things to gain this year including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year dear friend!

I hope you lose so much weight this year that you can take group selfies with more people on the frame. Happy new year!

May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!

Happy new year to someone who took the phrase ‘barely surviving’ to a whole new level. You’re a survivor without motivation. Happy new year!