Funny New Year Quotes for Him

Hope you are not looking to make new starts to the old New Year habits. Love you tons.

This New Year, I wish you overcome all the obstacles and Have an awesome new year, my lifeline.

May all your healthy life habits get stored in your mindset and bring you perfect results. Happy New Year, love.

Hope all your troubles last as long as your will to fulfill your New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year and happy days, darling.

Even though you assume you are perfect, do get some New Year’s resolution and work on them. Love ya.

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful, and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

I hope that I will be with a woman other than you this New Year. I am tired of being your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

Funny New Year Quotes for Her

Dear, I hope you can match your foundation shade throughout the year. Have a great year. Tons of love.

Cheers to another year of resolution you would meet halfway through, but sweetheart, I would love you anyway.

Thanks for being my partner in crime while most days looking spectacular and somedays looking like some beggar. I love you; happy New Year.

May the drinks take you throughout the year and make you forget about your miserable times. Best wishes, darling.

May you have a prosperous year and write me an amount of cheque. Paying hard for this miracle to take place. Love you to the moon.

All I wish this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!

May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since the Black Friday sale.