May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. Best wishes.
Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!
The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!
If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
Listen, I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. So, apologize to me till you have your chance. Happy New Year.
I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because oh lord you look so ugly when you end up crying. I don’t want to witness that ever again.
May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.
Happy New Year! I can save you from spending a good amount of fortune on New Year’s Eve. So, what’s in it for me? Spill. Or else you are going to suffer so much.
Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.
This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count, and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.
A New Year means you will be a little bit older but not any wiser than today! Alas!
If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!
My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!
They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!
As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year 2021!
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!
May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.
I promise not to drink beer anymore, but since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!