A new year means new opportunities to annoy my boyfriend with new tricks. Ha-ha. I cannot wait to apply some new tricks to annoy you. Happy New Year, love.
Hey babe, I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. I am the best, right? Happy New Year.
May your new year resolution be to sleep less, eat healthy foods, and to be a mature guy!
Ready to be annoyed for the next 12 months? I hope this year you won’t be the same useless moron.
I wish you end up fighting with me this New Year! Happy new year, baby.
I’m excited to make new plans to destroy another year with you. Let’s make this year as crazy as we’re.
May this New Year bring some actual change in you; not the recurrence of old habits in a new package. I promise I will try to be more understanding and less annoying this year. Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! Spoiler alert – it’s going to be the same. But since you have me, by your side – you better prepare yourself for some hellish excitements.
I know you will help me in my fight against junk food and sweets this year. You’re the best supportive husband ever. Now, where is my new year cake and chocolates?
This year, I’m going to make sure you visit the fitness care center at least 5 days a week. Yes, I love teddy bears but I definitely don’t want a teddy bear boyfriend. Happy new year!
I wish you earn more money this year than last year so that I can spend more of them buying beauty products. Happy new year dear husband!
This year, may all your problems disappear as fast as your hair. May you have a happy, healthy and memorable year ahead. Happy new year dear!
May your days in 2021 be as bright and shiny as your bald head. Wishing my lovely husband, a great new year!
In 2021, nothing can keep us apart except your big fat tummy. Dear husband, it’s time for you to hit the gym. Happy new year!
Wishing you everything new on this new year except the wife. You can’t change it for the rest of your life. Happy new year!
I have tried to be less annoying all these years but to no avail. So, this year, I will try to be myself! Happy new year!