Funny Happy New Year Images
A selection of funny Happy New Year image quotes about New Year’s Eve, including funny quotes about setting New Year’s resolutions.

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
~ P.J. O’Rourke

Let us have wine and women,
Mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda-water
the day after.
~ Lord Byron

May all of your troubles last as long as my New Years resolutions! Happy New Year!

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
~ Aleister Crowley

Happy New Year! I don’t know about you, but my New Year’s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year’s resolution.

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results means you’re either insane or are making a New Year’s resolution.
~ @thedeadauthor

My New Year’s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me – no one likes a quitter.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year… and out the other!

My New Year’s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year’s resolution.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
~ Joey Adams

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~ Mark Twain

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
~ Dave Beard