Halloween Celebrations

Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit

Fun Halloween Jokes to Get the Whole Family in the Spooky Spirit

Halloween Jokes  Halloween may be the spookiest time of the year, but it’s also a holiday for candy-filled fun and laughter — especially with the best Halloween jokes to get the monsters and ghouls giggling all night!

Halloween Monster Jokes

  • What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
  • How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
  • Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
  • Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.
  • What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? “You sure are boo-tiful!”
  • Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
  • Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
  • Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
  • Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!
  • What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!

Halloween Food Jokes

  • What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
  • What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? “Bone Appetit!”
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  • What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
  • What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
  • What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
  • What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
  • What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!
  • What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
  • Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

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