It may be known as the most romantic day of the year, but Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candlelit dinners and decadent chocolate desserts — it can also be about sharing a good laugh with a loved one, whether that’s family or your very own Valentine. Luckily, if you’re looking for some cute messages to write in your DIY Valentine’s Day card, we’ve got all the best Valentine’s jokes to spread the love this February 14!
From corny Valentine’s Day puns to clever one-liners, these hilarious jokes are the perfect addition to your sweet Valentine’s Day celebration full of chocolate, love and laughter. Share them with your kids while making some creative Valentine’s Day crafts, or send them as a cute message to your sweetheart along with a bouquet of flowers — either way, you’re sure to get a smile that’s sweeter than the best Valentine’s Day chocolate!
Bea my Valentine!
What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you a whole watt.”
What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Howard you like to be my Valentine?
What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of hogs and kisses.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m stuck on you!”
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?