Are you single? Looking for love this Valentine’s Day? My husband and I have been together nearly 23 years now. It all started with him saying hello and something silly to make me laugh.
So, don’t be too shy to strike up a conversation with that beautiful babe this Valentine’s. To help you out, I scoured online and even tried my hand at this list of my favorite silly, really cheesy pick-up lines. Get’em laughing and the rest will fall into place.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
- If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Do you work at a coffeehouse? Because I like you a latte.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
- I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
- Are your parents bakers? ‘Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
- You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me.
- Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
- I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
- Here’s the key to my house, my car…
- Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman. I’ll be your man.
- Is your body from McDonald’s? C’ause I’m lovin’ it!
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
