Funny Zombie Quotes
“Zombies eat brains, you are safe.” ― Anonymous
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” ― Mr. Zombie
“To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, unless you become a zombie – then I promise to shoot you in the head.” ― Anonymous
” When life closes a door, it opens a window. And then, zombies climb in and eat you.” ― Anonymous
“My friend “M” says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can’t smile, because your lips have rotted off.” ― Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies
“Blood is really warm, it’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.” ― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your…Brains
“This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.” ― Amanda Hocking, Hollowland
“I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith
“Dear girls, We like you for your brains, not your body. Sincerely, Zombies.”
― Anonymous
“If I come back as a zombie I’m eating you first!” ― Anonymous
“Asks for high five gets a bullet in the head.” ― Anonymous
“A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie.” ― Scott M. Gimple
“I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.” ― Craig Ferguson
Zombie Movie Quotes
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I always look for an intense experience, an intense ride. There is nothing better than a good zombie movie where you run crazy and blow at monsters! It was a physical shoot and I enjoyed it.
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When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
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Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It’s fun not to take myself seriously all the time.
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Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun
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The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons … were the fatties.
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In those moments where you’re not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda… coulda… shoulda.
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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I don’t like zombie movies, they’re just plain silly.
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Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
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To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness.
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I’m not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies.
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There are a lot of war memorials around the UK. It’s usually a part of the war memorials. I loved the way The Glorious Dead sounded. It’s kind of a strange thing to say. There’s nothing particularly glorious about being dead. It sounded like a strange, horror film. It just grew from there, really. It seemed quite apt for the record. We’re kind of obsessed with zombie movies and horror films. It seemed like it just fit, at the time.
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My understanding of zombie movies is people rising from the dead, from their graves, stuff like that, and walking very slowly.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a zombie movie in my life.
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I can’t say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I’ve definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows.
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I think it’s pretty classic if you look at the way entertainment reflects the country’s status. There was a reason in the ’50s when communism was bubbling that there were a million zombie movies. Because that is the direct allocation. So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.” What do you mean? What you mean is that they want to look back in history. And so I think it’s only natural for entertainment to reflect that.
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I’m obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books.
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I love any comedic zombie movies.
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I don’t like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see ‘I Am Legend’ with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you’ve seen many times.
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People called 28 Days and 28 Weeks zombie movies, and they’re not! It’s some sort of virus; they’re not dead.
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If you’re willing to go along for this farcical ride, you’ll find ‘Dead Snow 2’ to be one terrific zombie movie.
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It’s always been strange to me that someone can say they’re a vampire fan. I’m not a non-fan, but it’s such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That’s like saying, “I love zombie movies! I just love ’em! They’re my favorite!” That’s more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan.
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When the first movie to show the anger people have about the war is a grade Z zombie movie, that tells you all you need to know about how afraid of ruffling anyone’s feathers people in the movie business are today.
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I loved Jack because of every little thing about him. The way he laughed, the way he made me smile, the way he’d stay up until nine in the morning watching zombie movies he’d seen a hundred times, and the way he could never hold a grudge. I loved him because I loved him, not because it was fate or destiny or in my blood, We had chosen each other, and that felt more powerful and more magical.
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I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody’s making a zombie movie! It’s because it’s easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.
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I’m not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it’s well done, I’m a fan.
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We love things with biting – “Twilight” movies, zombie movies, eating.
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My personal success would be that people understand what I was trying to do. It was the most palatable when I watchmen_7_mdid Dawn. With Watchmen, too, I feel the same way. The movie’s ironic and satirical and it’s funny and serious and that’s kind of the same way I felt about Dawn. Like I really was making a movie that knows it’s a zombie movie and enjoys that and wants the audience to say, yeah, that’s okay.
Zombie Quotes -
If you love someone, you’re not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie–not really dead but not really alive, either.
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When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
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The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons … were the fatties.
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Zombies are the blue-collar monsters
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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The purpose of man’s life…is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question.
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I wasn’t a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
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I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters.
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I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
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The zombie is in a lot of ways the perfect horror movie bad guy. It plays on so many fears all at once. The fear of predators, the fear of disease and the fear of loved ones betraying us – the ones we care about are turning around and trying to eat us.
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The hardest part was convincing people that I was serious. The people were like ‘you want to do this again’?