Willow Ufgood: Don’t call me a peck!Madmartigan: Oh, I’m sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!
High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!Burglekutt Prefect: It’s going back to the village!High Aldwin: Ignore the bird. Follow the river.
Sorsha: You lost your skirt.Madmartigan: I’ve still got what counts.
Willow Ufgood: What are you giving her?Madmartigan: Just some blackroot.Willow Ufgood: Blackroot! Didn’t you ever hear that you never ever give a baby blackroot?Madmartigan: Nonsense! I was weaned on blackroot! It’s good for her. Puts hair on her chest. Doesn’t it Nibs?Willow Ufgood: Her name is NOT Nibs! It’s Elora Dannen, and she’s a princess. And the last thing she’s going to want is a hairy chest!
Willow Ufgood: One day I’m gonna…Burglekutt Prefect: You’re gonna what?Willow Ufgood: …Burglekutt Prefect: Bwa-hahahaha!Willow Ufgood: Some day, Burglekutt. Some day.
Llug: Wanna breed?Madmartigan: err… tempting but, no!Madmartigan: Err… tempting but, no!
Madmartigan: “I am the greatest swordsman to ever live.”Madmartigan: I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
Vohnkar Warrior: We must protect the elders! Find my Flute!
Ethna: Call me Ethna. I do things. Magical Things. Yes. Ask the one they call Grudee.
Druid: Its the falcon! Hide your potatoes!Druid: It’s the falcon! Hide your potatoes!
Vohnkar Warrior: I am one of the best warriors. Especially in bed.
Nelwyn Villager: You are as wise as an owl
Ethna: Who is Grudee?
Rool: That’s my weiner!
Queen Bavmorda: If I had to pick a day I would probably say Sunday.Madmartigan: That would be a good choiceMadmartigan: That would be a good choice.
Meegosh: stay away from me marbles!Meegosh: Stay away from me marbles!
Vohnkar Warrior: oh no! not my wanker!Vohnkar Warrior: Oh no! Not my wanker!
Madmartigan: I’d say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons… and about a thousand fools.Madmartigan: I’d say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons… and about a thousand fools.
Llug: Wanna breed?
Rool: Follow the arachnid it will help you on your journey!
Vohnkar: I knew we shouldn’t have trusted the talking tree!
Madmartigan: It…went away.Madmartigan: It… went away.
Willow Ufgood: Don’t call me a peck!
High Aldwin: Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.
Willow Ufgood: Willow!
Get your hair out of my face or I’ll chop it off.
Madmartigan : Wake from this hateful sleep, it deprives me of your beauty, beauty of your eyes.
Sorsha : One move jackass, and you really will be a woman.
Madmartigan : You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky, without you, dwell in darkness. I love you.
Sorsha : What are you doing here?
Madmartigan : Your power has enchanted me, I stand helpless against it. Come to me now, tonight let me worship you in my arms.
Sorsha : Get away from me!
Madmartigan : I love you!
Sorsha : Stop saying that!
Madmartigan : I can’t stop the beating of my heart, it pounds like never before.
Sorsha : Out of fear!
Madmartigan : Out of love.
Sorsha : I can stop it. I’ll kill you!
Madmartigan : Death makes the lovers trivial thing. Your touch is worth a hundred thousand deaths.
Sorsha : What are you looking at?
Madmartigan : Your leg. I’d like to break it.
Madmartigan : I love you, Sorsha!
Sorsha : Stop saying that!
Llug : Wanna breed?
Madmartigan : Tempting… but no
Franjean : Fine, good! Then we go that way, to the lake!
Rool : That way.
Franjean : You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge!
Rool : You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go?
Franjean , Rool : THAT WAY!
Madmartigan : Oh, NO! That’s the way I’m going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that’s it!
Madmartigan : You’re not going south, are you?
Madmartigan : What are you going to look like if this works?
Fin Raziel : Don’t interrupt.
Madmartigan : Sorry.
Fin Raziel : I’m a young beautiful woman.
Madmartigan : Concentrate, Willow!
Airk : Ha ha ha! Madmartigan. What’d you do this time?
Madmartigan : Nothing you wouldn’t have done in my place.
Airk : I always knew you’d end up in a crow’s cage.
Madmartigan : Well, at least I’m not down there herding sheep.
Burglekutt, let me out of here. I’ll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here… Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well… Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don’t leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.
Madmartigan : Let me do that. Get away, rodents!
Franjean : Take your hand off that! You leave that alone you stupid, fat Daikini!
Madmartigan : You are crawling with Brownies!
The Wench : UGH, I HATE BROWNIES!
Madmartigan : Did I really… Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?
Sorsha : You said you loved me.
Madmartigan : I don’t remember that.
Sorsha : You lied to me.
Madmartigan : No, I… I just wasn’t myself last night.
Sorsha : I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.
Madmartigan : Sort of.
Sorsha : Then what?
Madmartigan : It… went away.
Sorsha : Went away? “I dwell in darkness without you” and it went away?
Willow : Elora, you don’t want me.
Willow : Tell her. I’m short. Even for a Nelwyn.
Willow : Ouch! What’d you bite me for?
Fin Raziel : Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion.
Willow : Well, you could’ve warned me!
Fin Raziel : Patience, Willow!
Willow : Courage, Willow!
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