‘Weird Science’ is a sci-fi movie about two guys who try their level best to get the girls of their dreams.
‘Weird Science’, made in 1985 and directed by John Hughes, shows the hilarious scientific adventures of two guys, Gary and Wyatt, who are trying to navigate their way through life, love, and trouble. In the film, the duo make the best of what they have got and embark on an escapade that changes their lives forever.
After failing to impress their crushes, who are the girlfriends of their bullies, Gary and Wyatt start working on creating a girl from scratch. The girl they create, Lisa, helps the guys relax and enjoy their lives a little. The movie ends neatly, with the crushes of Gary and Wyatt falling in love with them and Lisa looking after them.
There are some amazing dialogues in the film which are worth mentioning, and that is why we have gathered a list of the best ‘Weird Science’ quotes right here. If you like these movie quotes and are looking for similar articles that you may enjoy, these ’80s movie quotes and [Robert Downey Jr quotes] might be what you are looking for. But for now, take a look at these ‘Weird Science’ quotes, including some great Bill Paxton ‘Weird Science’ quotes.
‘Weird Science’ Chet Quotes
Chet is the older brother of Wyatt in the film. He has always been mean to his brother and his friend Gary. The way that Bill Paxton (who plated Chet) portrayed the character in the movies was phenomenal. Check out these ‘Weird Science’ movie quotes from Chet, to share with other p
1. “Chet: You’re stewed, buttwad.
Wyatt: Me?
Chet: Do you know what time it is?
Wyatt: Two?
Chet: Time to pay the fiddler.
Wyatt: I was kind of counting on you to be human about this…”
– ‘Weird Science’.
2. “This goes way beyond payment.”
– Chet, ‘Weird Science’.
3. “How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich…?”
– Chet, ‘Weird Science’.
Gary And Wyatt’s Funny Lines In ‘Weird Science’
Fans of the movies listen up! Gary and Wyatt are two brilliantly funny characters, who happen to have really bad social skills. For Gary Wallace and Wyatt, it is easier to create a girl than to talk to one, which is precisely what Gary and Wyatt do. Gary and Wyatt are portrayed by Anthony Micheal Hall and Ilan Mitchel Smith in the film. These actors perform their characters in the movies with such conviction that it’s hard to see them as someone else. If you are looking for the best quote from ‘Weird Science’, you might just find it in this list from Gary or Wyatt, you never know!
4. “Garry, don’t you feel like a chicken?”
– Wyatt, ‘Weird Science’.
5.”You know, I can’t believe this, Wyatt. I’m so disappointed in us. I mean look, all our lives we’ve been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it’s our party and we’re in the john… Do you understand we are in the john, Wyatt!”
– Gary Wallace, ‘Weird Science’.
6. “Wyatt: Do you think she’ll understand?
Gary Wallace: I’m sure she will. I mean, I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna date you.
– ‘Weird Science’.
7. “Wyatt: Do you think Lisa’s having a good time?
Gary Wallace: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.”
– ‘Weird Science’.
8. “Wyatt: “But it’s not so bad. We can hear the music.
Gary: We can hear the music, that’s great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food.”
– ‘Weird Science’.
9. “Wyatt: Gary Wallace, you’re just as uptight as I am, all right?
Gary: Nobody could be as uptight as you. Nobody. Your middle name is tense. Wyatt ‘Tense Up’ Donnelly.
Wyatt: All right, this is true, this is true.”
– ‘Weird Science’.
Memorable Lines By Lisa In ‘Weird Science’
Lisa is the life of ‘Weird Science’. Her frank and carefree attitude are exactly what the two boys need to help them get out of their shells. She is beautiful but at the same time, she is a force to be reckoned with. Lisa was played by Kelly LeBrock in the movies, and she is nothing short of flawless in the movie. Do you know these quotes? See if you can remember every quote from the iconic character of Lisa with this quote list!
10. “You had to be big shots didn’t you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them?”
– Lisa, ‘Weird Science’.
11. “If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.”
– Lisa, ‘Weird Science’.
12. “So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?”
– Lisa, ‘Weird Science’.
13. “Lisa: What are you so nervous about? Everything’s cool.
Garry: Everything’s cool! Yeah yeah yeah… My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I’m gonna be grounded till I’m about 45. But other than that everything’s great. Everything’s cool. In fact, things can’t get any better.
– ‘Weird Science’.
14. “Wyatt, you’re going to have a heart attack by the time you’re forty if you don’t learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?”
– Lisa, ‘Weird Science’.
“We can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.”
“How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?”
“I can be a real serious bitch if I don’t get what I want.”
“If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.”
“It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.”
“We can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.”
“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it’s not so bad. We can hear the music.
– Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that’s great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”
“- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, where the hell do you get that thing?
– Gary Wallace: It’s a squirt gun, man.
[suddenly, there’s a loud bang and a chandelier crashes to the ground. Both Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly look terrified]”
“– Dino: Tell me something. What’s a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
– Lisa: It’s purely sexual.
– Dino: No shit.
– Gary Wallace: She’s into malakas, Dino!
– Dino: “She’s into malakas!” Do you believe that? ”
“- Wyatt: Gary?… By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
– Gary Wallace: [hesitates] Ceremonial.”
“- Wyatt Donnelly: We’re in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
– Gary Wallace: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.”
“- Wyatt Donnelly: Yeah, you can go in peace.
– Gary Wallace: Or you can stay and die. The choice is yours.”
“- Gary Wallace: We’ll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody’s invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they’re all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name.
– Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, Gary.
– Gary Wallace: What?
– Wyatt Donnelly: Nobody likes us. Nobody.”
“- Lisa: You okay?
– Gary Wallace: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I’m perfect!”
“- Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son’s only sexualoutlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
– Lucy Wallace: Oh Garry! Oh my God!
– Gary Wallace: Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
– Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair!
– Gary Wallace: I was! I was!”
“- Gary Wallace: Where’d your parents go anyway?
– Wyatt Donnelly: Cincinnati. They’re meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
– Gary Wallace: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
– Wyatt Donnelly: He’s studying to be a vet.
[he grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]”
“You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.”
“If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.”
“Chet: It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.”
“Wyatt: It’s a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.”
“Chet: Don’t smart mouth me you wormy little shit!”
“Chet: You two donkey-dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.”
“Chet: Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.”
“Lisa: Oh, so do I.”
“Chet: But first I’d like to… butter your muffin.”
“Lisa: Why do you have to be such a wanker?”
“Chet: Because I get off on it!”
“And Lisa, of course, had her sexy quotes that totally turned on and intimidated all the teen boys in the movie theater.”
“Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?”
“Lisa: If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it’s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.”
“Lisa: You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.”
“Lisa: Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!”
“Garry: I can’t believe you, I CANNOT belive you. You’re dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!”
“Dino: Tell me something. What’s a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?”
“Lisa: It’s purely sexual.”
“Dino: No shit.”
“Garry: She’s into malakas, Dino!”
Dino: “She’s into malakas”! Do you believe that?”
“Wyatt: You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet.”
“Wyatt: [referring to Lisa] Do you think she’ll understand?
[Gary puts his arm around Wyatt’s shoulders]”
“Garry: I’m sure she will. I mean, I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna date you.
[Wyatt grins]”
“Garry: You’re not my type, you know.”
“Every character and every scenario of Weird Science makes it THE ULTIMATE BEST 80’S MOVIE EVER…even better than a fried pork sandwich served on an ashtray! “
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“Lisa: You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.”
“Mutant Biker: Can we keep this… between us? I’d hate to lose my teaching job…
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What are we going to do with her?Garry:
Look, we’ll just go with the situation ok? And I’m sure by Sunday you’ll think of something. You’re a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you ok?
Wyatt:
I’m just being practical.
Garry:
I know you are and I apperciate it.
Wyatt:
But what are we going to do about this mess?
Garry:
Wyatt you have plenty of time to clean up tommorrow ok?
Wyatt:
Ok but don’t get any B.O. on Chet’s suit, or he’d kill me.
Wyatt:
Where are we going anyway?
Garry:
I don’t know she said we’re going downtown and OH MY GOD! Whose stuff is this? Is this yours?
Wyatt:
Oh shit!
Garry:
What’s going on here?
Wyatt:
I don’t know.
Garry:
Wyatt, what’s going on here?
Wyatt:
GARY I DON’T KNOW! But you look good though alright?
Garry:
Yeah?
Wyatt:
Yeah.”
”
Max:
I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Garry:
This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?
Max:
Max:
Go! Go! Go!
Garry:
Give em the knee shooters.”
“Chet:
You’re stewed, buttwad!”
”
Wyatt:
You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don’t feel like a total dick.”
“Garry:
You know, I can’t believe this, Wyatt. I’m so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we’ve been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it’s our party and we’re in the john. We’re in the john!”
”
Garry:
We’re in.
Wyatt:
We’re in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
Garry:
We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.”
“Garry:
Mom, I never toss off to anything!
Garry:
But I was, I was!”
“Wyatt:
Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Garry:
Ceremonial.”
”
Lisa:
So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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Lisa:
You okay?
Garry:
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I’m perfect!”
“Garry:
Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.”
”
Chet:
I’m gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I’m even considering makin’ up some shit!”
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Lisa:
If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it’s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.
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Chet:
How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
”
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Garry:
This isn’t my car. This isn’t my suit. Those weren’t even my friends.
Deb:
Why are you telling me this?
Garry:
Because I want you to like me for what I am.
Deb:
Whatever you are, I like it.
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Wyatt:
Gary was just takin’ a shit!
”
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Chet:
It’s time to pay the fiddler…
”
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Henry:
I’m not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen:
He won’t, you know. He doesn’t stand for baloney.
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Ian:
This party’s lame, Max!
Max:
What about the girls?
Ian:
Girls, shmirls!”
“Garry:
Wyatt, your kitchen is blue…!”
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Lisa:
What are you so nervous about? Everything’s cool.
Garry:
EVERYTHING’S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad’s gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I’m gonna be grounded till I’m about 45. But other than that everything’s great. Everything’s cool. In fact things can’t get any better.
”
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Lisa:
Don’t threaten me Al! You’re out of shape, I’ll kick your arse.”
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Lisa:
You had to be big shots didn’t you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
Wyatt:
We forgot to hook up the doll.
Lisa:
You forgot to hook up the doll.
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Chet:
Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.
Lisa:
Oh, so do I.
Chet:
But first I’d like to… butter your muffin.
Lisa:
Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Chet:
Because I get off on it!”
”
Lisa:
I can be a real serious bitch if I don’t get what I want.
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Mutant Biker:
Can we keep this… between us? I’d hate to lose my teaching job…
”
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Wyatt:
Garry, don’t you feel like a chicken?
Garry:
Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.
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Lisa:
If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
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