Tequila is considered as one of the strongest alcoholic drinks. It is a favorite amongst alcohol lovers. Party lovers usually take tequila as shots along with lime and salt. It is also used in making a lot of popular cocktails like margaritas, long island ice tea, tequila sunrise and others.
National Tequila Day is on July 24 and is bound to be an unforgettable holiday for tequila lovers, but you don’t have to wait that long to celebrate few tequila shots.
This popular liquor can knock you out after just a few shots, and that’s why a party stays incomplete without tequila. Enjoy these funny tequila quotes and get high on the lighter side of life.
“Te Amo? No, Tequila!”
“Life is better with Tequila.”
“Save Water. Drink Tequila.”
“Tequila is cheaper than therapy.”
“No one drank just one shot of tequila.”
“You’re welcome for last night—tequila.”
“Tequila and friends make a great blend.”
“All things are possible with tequila and lipstick.”
“Nothing brings people together like good tequila.”
“I respect my elders, the environment and tequila.”
“I lick the salt, swallow the tequila and suck the line.”
“Tequila may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot!”
“When life gets too salty, add a little tequila and lime.”
“When I taste Tequila, baby I still see ya.” – Dan & Shay
“If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.”
“It was too much tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett
“I wonder if there is a margarita out there thinking about me, too.”
“When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.” – Sanjaya Malakar
“Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”
“I usually just prefer to chase a shot of tequila with another shot of tequila.”
“Don’t be a chaser, be the one who is chased. You are the tequila, not the lime.”
“The next forecast with the words “ice” and “salt” better be a margarita recipe.”
“Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.” – Saru Singhal
“Tequila! From darkness, there is light!” – Bradley Whitford, Cabin In The Woods
“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.” – Tori Amos
“Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.” – Mark Z. Danielewski
“A little tequila, sunshine, and tacos never hurt anybody.” – Matthew McConaughey
“Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don’t have to do this. Tequila: You just did that.”
“Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.” – Rainbow Rowell
“You can’t buy happiness…but you can buy tequila. And that’s kind of the same thing.”
“I drink Jack Daniel’s. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.” – Michael Anthony
“It’s a I want to fake my own death, move to Mexico, and live on tacos and tequila kind of day.”
“I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.” – Conrad Hall
“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” – Wendy Higgins
“We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.” – Justin Timberlake
“O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate.” – Tom Robbins
“Very few people have that effect. Very few people are tequila and champagne at the same time.” – Fredrik Backman
“If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett
“Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime so nothing at all but take your time.” – John Walter Bratton
“When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them Tequila and have a party.” – Ron White
“I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.” – Simon Sebag Montefiore
“I like to go dancing, having a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s “God, get me a shot of tequila.”” – Justine Bateman
“I was drinking tequila and I woke up in the morning and there was no one there, except the worm and myself were still there.” – John Phillips
“If I have a near – beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” – Craig Ferguson
“He crawled to the refrigerator and got out three lemons and some cubes, found the tequila and set about restoring order to his nervous system.” – Thomas Pynchon
“I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends.” – Queen Latifah
“I had no intension of drinking tequila with Quinn. Quinn plus tequila equaled quinquelia and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.” – Penny Raid
“Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” – Lee Marvin
“I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night.” – Sammy Hagar
“National Tequila Day is a reminder that we must not waste our lives working but take some time off and enjoy shots dedicated to friendship, happiness and life… Cheers to one and cheers to all!!!”
Funny Tequila Quotes
“I vote for tequila!”
“Soup of the day: Tequila.”
“The Tequila made me do it!”
“I didn’t text you, tequila did.”
“Trust me you can dance! – Tequila”
“Tequila: Magic water for fun people.”
“Trust me, one isn’t enough. – Tequila”
“Tequila is my salmon.” – Eddie Redmayne
“I’m on the tequila diet. So far I’ve lost 2 days.”
“In my world, coffee and tequila are food groups.”
“Forget tacos, can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?”
“Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.”
“Life isn’t always tacos and tequila…but it should be.”
“You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.”
“This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.”
“Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text!” – Tequila
“Margaritas are the answer, but I don’t remember the question.”
“Tequila probably won’t fix your problems but it’s worth a shot.”
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!” – George Carlin
“Hakuna Tequila. It means no memories for the rest of your night.”
“When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila.”
“At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.” – Rachel Vincent
“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.” – Rachel Hollis
“Give me coffee for the things I can change and tequila for those I can’t.”
“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.” – Emmy Rossum
“Exercise makes you look and feel good naked…so does tequila, your choice!”
“Everyone has a hidden talent they don’t know about until the tequila is poured.”
“I’m well aware I’m not someone’s cup of tea. I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway.”
“Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone.” – Dylan Moran
Tequila is like an invitation to the cops.
The strength of love is what matters most.
Don’t take life too seriously.
Tequila can make any moment more memorable.
Drink just the right amount of tequila.
No one can stop at just the first shot of tequila.
You start having sublime experiences after having tequila.
Beer, tequila, and cocaine are all on offer.
Many people love taking tequila shots.
Tequila drinkers are different from champagne drinkers.
Tequila can cause hallucinations.
Tequila is a crowd-pleaser.
Tequila Sunrise evokes an exotic and romantic picture.
Not everyone who drinks tequila wants to get drunk.
Tequila is more enjoyable than white wine.
Sometimes you just want to relax and let go.
Alcohol should be consumed only in moderation.
Be resourceful with your time.
Lemons are a perfect accompaniment to tequila.
Many people just can’t resist tequila.
After the third tequila shot, you completely lose your senses.
Drinking tequila is pleasant.
You’re free to enjoy tequila whenever you want.
Tequila is to be shared with friends.
A few tequila shots and then you know you’ve lost it.
Some people believe tequila is healthy for them.
Tequila can make you imagine crazy things.
Breast milk is more powerful than tequila.
Some people drink tequila to calm themselves down.
Tequila, sunshine, and tacos are a great combination.
These tequila quotes show us that this hard liquor can be extremely intoxicating. If you have had it before, then you know already know how profoundly it affects the body and mind. It is definitely very harmful to health and should be treated with caution.