Positive Quotes

Best Shameless Quotes

  • “Doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers
  • “I always fantasized about having enough money to stock up on toilet paper.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Season 9: Are you there Shim? It’s me, Ian.
  • “Thank God, I’m great at sex.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 9: Are you there Shim? It’s me, Ian.
  • “Expenses? Alcohol and drugs is non-negotiable.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Church of Gay Jesus
  • “Revolutions don’t come wrapped in a cute ribbon. You want to bring down power structures? You want to get in the face of people who are peddling corroded ideals? You need a uniform that screams authenticity.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Church of Gay Jesus
  • “I’m home! I’m home! Overweight minimum wage workers buying discount laundry detergent! I have missed you so much! God bless America! God bless America!”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: The Fugees
  • “They tell you that Jesus had all these messed-up ideas, but the truth is that you fucking girls is exactly what Jesus wants you to do, because that’s love and Jesus is love. You know, most of the assholes are closeted gays anyway. They wish they were as free as you. ”
     Ian Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: The Fugees
  • “He doesn’t just use drugs, he uses people!”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Fuck Paying It Forward
  • “When my son looks at me, I wanna see that same twinkle. And not from being stoned. That’s more of a glaze.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Fuck Paying It Forward
  • “That girl you brought into our house bit off a dick!”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: The
  • “You see, this is the point I’m making with the liberal elite. In the war between the have-nots and the have-everything’s, their guilt is our ammunition. Never forget that.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: The
  • “I forgive you for everything you’ve done. For stealing my dad’s car and driving it into Lake Michigan. For not telling me when you cut that batch of coke with just a touch of Drano. I forgive you for promising me to that drug dealer in exchange for crystal meth. I forgive you for dragging me three blocks with the car.”
     Monica Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Happily Ever After
  • “I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish.”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
  • “You are not gonna hand a pound of meth to a six-year-old.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
  • “You couldn’t count on her, but she never had a bad thing to say about anyone, and she always had a good time. And that’s something.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
  • “You’re my best friend and the best fuck I ever had.”
     Monica Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Happily Ever After
  • “Look, it was fun while it lasted, but it stopped being fun right around the time she started fucking her fake father with the scary tattoos in our bed.”
     Kevin ‘Kev’ Ball, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: You Sold Me the Laundromat, Remember?
  • “Daddy Frank, you are a serious badass and an essential member of this family.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: You Sold Me the Laundromat, Remember?
  • “I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans. ”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
  • “Ah, babe, you’ve never had in-laws. This is what they do. They stop by unannounced and annoy the shit out of you.”
     Kevin ‘Kev’ Ball, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
  • “Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It’s time we get a piece of the action.”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
  • “I’m washing dishes, and Carl’s got a scholarship. The world’s upside-down.”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
  • “Minimum wage? Just a fancy term for industrialized slavery.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
  • “Find someone to keep you. How? You find someone weak, stupid, and desperate. And you wear bras so your breasts levitate.”
     Svetlana, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: I Am a Storm
  • “This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
  • “Sun all year round, no more freezing our asses off. Just sandals and tequila from here on, man.”
     Mickey Milkovich, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Happily Ever After
  • “All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Happily Ever After
  • “Life throws challenges at us to see what we’re made of, right? Yeah, apparently, I’m made of bourbon and blow.”
     Robbie
    Pratt, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter
  • “We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Sleepwalking
  • “The worst part about crack is long term addiction, but I won’t be around for long-term anything.”
     Bianca Samson, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Drugs Actually
  • “I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn’t belong, hoping to explode like sticky volcano.”
     Svetlana, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
  • “I feel a bit like, uh, pretty woman.”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
  • “That all you got? That’s it? I’m still here, you fucker! Frank Gallagher! I’m alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, asshole! I’m alive, motherfucker! Me, Frank Gallagher.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
  • “The good parts of love are so good, you’re willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That’s why I have been married three times and engaged 12.”
     Sammi Slott, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal
  • “I know you want to punish me, and I get it. I want to punish myself.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal
  • “Be lucky you don’t get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal
  • “You can’t lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.”
     Sammi Slott, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal
  • “We who follow this path, we struggle with our relationship with the outside world.”
     Sarah Cleary, Shameless, Shameless Season 6: Refugees
  • “We’re all addicts, just trying to fill a void.”
     Robbie Pratt, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter
  • “I’m the worst kind of addict. I’m addicted to the rush of life.”
     Robbie Pratt, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter
  • “Get hard drugs. Make daddy proud. ”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter
  • “Be brave, son! Order room service.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: Order Room Service
  • “Your current girlfriend ran over your ex-girlfriend with a car?”
     Kevin ‘Kev’ Ball, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: Order Room Service
  • “Marriage: who gives a shit? It’s a fucking piece of paper.”
     Mickey Milkovich, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: Order Room Service
  • “I need you back because of what you let me feel by allowing me to make you feel something that you don’t want to feel.”
     Sheila Jackson, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers
  • “I shouldn’t have kidnapped your dad.”
     Steve Wilton/Jimmy Lishman, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
  • “So you’re saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
  • “Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? The whole country’s a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn’t have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
  • “I wouldn’t be here unless I was desperate.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Summertime
  • “You’ve got a demon mind and a devil’s womb and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! I will fuck you up!”
     Peggy Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Can I Have a Mother
  • “You bed-wetting excuse for a son.”
     Peggy Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Can I Have a Mother
  • “I had no idea people I knew could die.”
     Debbie Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: I’ll Light a Candle for You Every Day
  • “If you’re waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with God’s plan.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: I’ll Light a Candle for You Every Day
  • “Yes! It’s about me! Okay, because it’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin
  • “I just need someone to say, ‘Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.’”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Tell Me You F**king Need Me
  • “Too much! Too much is wrong with me. That’s the problem isn’t it? Too much is wrong with me, and you can’t do anything about that. You can’t change it. You can’t fix me. Because I’m not broken, I don’t need to be fixed, OK? I’m me!”
     Ian Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Love Songs
  • “You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.”
     Debbie Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Uncle Carl
  • “I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad!”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Can I Have a Mother
  • “I love you… It means we take care of each other… It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.”
     Mickey Milkovich, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Love Songs
  • “I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Rite of Passage
  • “I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!”
     Phillip ‘Lip’ Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Parenthood
  • “I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.”
     Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: Frank the Plumber
  • “Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.”
     Lip Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: Frank the Plumber
  • “Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.”
     Sheila Jackson, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Hurricane Monica
  • “You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.”
     Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Tell Me You F**king Need Me
  • “I know who I love and I know what I want, even if you don’t.”
     Debbie Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Love Songs

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