Best Scott Pilgrim Quotes 2021

‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ is a cult movie based on the graphic novels by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

The movie gained its popularity due to its innovative style of direction which replicates manga and video game effects. Even though it wasn’t a box office hit, it caught several film critics’ attention.

Edgar Wright was the co-writer, director, and producer for the movie. The story of the movie revolves around a 22-year-old boy, Scott, who plays the bass guitar in a garage band. He gets entangled in a love triangle between two women; 17-year-old Knives Chau and his dream girl Ramona Flowers. After breaking Knives’ heart, he then learns that in order to be with Romona he has to defeat seven of her evil exes. In the course of the movie, he fights with all her exes and ultimately has a happy ending. The movie has won several awards all over the world and was nominated for the 83rd Academy Awards under the Best Visual Effects category. The main characters of the movie are played by Michael Cera as Scott, Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers, Chris Evans as Lucas Lee, and Ellen Wong as Knives Chau.

‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ Quotes

Ramona Flowers quotes are extremely entertaining.

These quotes by your favorite characters Todd, Ramona, Kim, Lucas Lee, Wallace Wells, and Scott will make your day.

1.. “‘Cause… it’s Friday now, she’s the weekends off, so… Monday, right?”

-Todd Ingram, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

2. “Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.”

-Kim Pine, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

3.  “Dude, this thing claims I have mail.”

-Scott Pilgrim,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

4. “Prepare the feel the wrath of the League of Evil Ex’s! ”

-Lucas Lee, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

5. “Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want?

Scott Pilgrim: There’s more than one kind?

Ramona V. Flowers: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and… earl grey.

Scott Pilgrim: Did you make some of those up?”

–  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

6. “This song is called ‘I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.’ It goes like this.”

-Crash, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

7. “Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts.”

-Todd Ingram, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

Memorable ‘Scott Pilgrim’ Quotes

Quotes on Scott Pilgrim are extremely witty and innovative.

Your all-time favorite quotes from the movie are listed below. If you too enjoyed the movie then hurry up and read on.

8.”Wait! We’re fighting over Ramona?”

-Scott Pilgrim, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

9.”You will pay for your insolence!”

-Matthew Patel, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

10.”He punched the highlights out of her hair.”

-Young Neil,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

11. “It’s amazing what we can do with computers these days.”

-Wallace Wells, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

12.”Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I’m dating a 17-year-old.”

-Scott Pilgrim, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

13.”You broke up with Knives?”

-Young Neil,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

14.”Defeat your seven evil exes if we’re going to continue to date?”

-Scott Pilgrim, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

‘Scott Pilgrim’ Movie Quotes

Here’s a list of movie quotes from ‘Scott Pilgrim’ that will make you want to rewatch the movie.

15.”Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It’s called ‘We Hate You, Please Die'”.

-Crash, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

16.”Because bread makes you fat.”

-Ramona Flowers,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

17.”Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.”

-Todd Ingram,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

18.”Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.”

-Wallace Wells, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

19.”And we’re here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in! One-two-three-four!”

-Kim Pine,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

20.”I’ve never even kissed a guy before.”

-Knives Chau, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

21.”Hi, I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.”

-Scott Pilgrim, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

22.”Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay?”

-Scott Pilgrim, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

23. “No, no, I want to hang. It’s… You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing..”

-Scott Pilgrim, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

24. “It was football season, and for some reason, all the little jocks wanted me. Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town. So the two of us joined forces, and we took ’em all down.”

-Ramona Flowers,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

25.”He only likes her because she’s old! She’s probably, like, 25!”

-Knives Chau,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

26.”Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they’re old, new, or new-new.”

-Stephen Stills,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

27.  “Dude, I can see in your mind’s eye, that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I’ll take the one with soy.”

-Todd Ingram, ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

28.”Truth is…it was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That’s why I had to leave. And that’s when he started paying attention.”

-Ramona Flowers,  ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’.

‘Scott Pilgrim’ Comic Quotes

Here are some of the evergreen comic quotes from the ‘Scott Pilgrim’ graphic novel series. If you are a fan of Bryan’s work then you will surely love these quotes.

30. “we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 1: Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life’.

31.”What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World’.

32.”Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean… Can we maybe just hang out?”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 1: Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life’.

33.”Dude… Things never were the same. Change is… It’s what we get.”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 6: Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour’.

34.”What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives?”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World’.

35.”Scott suddenly realized for the first time, that all second cup exteriors do not lead to the same second cup interior.”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together’.

36.”There’s a guy over there with a samurai sword.”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together’.

37.”Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn’t.”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley, ‘Scott Pilgrim, Volume 1: Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life’.

38.”Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That’s market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.”

-Bryan Lee O’Malley,’ Scott Pilgrim, Volume 3: Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness’.

Hilariously Relatable ‘Scott Pilgrim’ Quotes

1. “Um, I guess…if we’re gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.” — Ramona Flowers

During the whole film, Scott and Ramona’s relationship is haunted by their romantic pasts. In an extreme way, this teaches us that in order for two people to be together they have to accept their own, and each other’s, emotional baggage.

2. “Oh. Then, why don’t you give me the CliffNotes on how, why you ended up dating this A-hole?” — Scott Pilgrim

Each time Scott meets one of Ramona’s evil exes in battle, she shares a little bit of her past with him, which then allows Scott to find a weakness in his opponent and defeats them.

Through sharing with each other their emotional histories, instead of ignoring or running away from them, the couple is brought closer together.

3. “My last job is a long story filled with sighs.” — Scott Pilgrim

Who hasn’t had a bad job?

4. “I mean, are you really happy, or are you really evil?” — Kim

Kim tries to get Scott to see how creepy it is that he is dating a highschooler at the beginning of the movie — before he meets Ramona.

5. “Yeah. I don’t know. I just, when I’m with you I feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs, unless you do, in which case I do drugs all the time, but…you make me feel…I don’t know. Things seem a little brighter around you or something.” — Scott Pilgrim

Love can make your whole perspective change.

6. “I think ‘act of God’ is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date.” — Ramona Flowers

Her first date with Scott wasn’t going great, but they decided to just blame the snow.

7. “You know what really sucks though? Everything.” — Scott Pilgrim

When Ramona disappears on him, Scott becomes despondent. Heartbreak can make you feel like the world is ending.

8. “I’d rather be dead than go back.” — Ramona Flowers

Ramona had some toxic relationships in her past, it’s understandable why she keeps trying to run away from them. But her feelings are not something she should be hiding from her current partner, Scott. Her past is what brought her here to Canada and to Scott.

9. “If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game.” — Wallace

Nothing is ever just handed to you; you have to go after what you want.

10. “At least it will give us something to complain about.” — Kim

Although none of them really want to go to this party, it feels like an obligation for 20-somethings to go out on weekend nights.

11. “You know what…*Scott jumps through the window* he just left.” — Wallace

Some people try to avoid their problems at all costs.

12. “It might be a little awkward. But maybe it’s the grown-up thing to do.” — Ramona Flowers

The grown-up choice is often the harder option.

13. “We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!” — Scott Pilgrim

Scott’s band is emblematic of what kids these days listen to in terms of underground music. In their young adulthood, the characters accurately depict the existential mindset of getting older.

14. “She has to go. She knows we suck.” — Stephen

Ignorance is bliss, but it’s not honest.

15. “I gotta pee on her.” — Scott Pilgrim

An imaginary wheel lands between “I gotta pee” and “Who, her?” when Ramona asks Scott about his ex-girlfriend, Knives. Be flustered can make you say stupid things.

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