“I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.”
“Get your ass in my bed”
“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
“Tease me until I’m begging for it”
“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
“Be naked when I come home.”
“Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”
“I wanna do bad things to you”
“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”
“I’m a lip bitter”
“I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”
“We should have lots of sex”
“I love the way you fuck me”
“I licked it, so it’s mine!”
“If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”
“Shut up and kiss me.”
“Be gentle with me. Be sweet and kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”
“Go ahead. Touch it”
“I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”
“Eyes on me, baby. Always on me!”
“I want you inside me”
“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”
“Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”
“It’s not that I’m horny all the time.
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
“Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.”
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
“Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.”
“I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.”
“I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.”
“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.”
“Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.”
Quotes That Will Make Him Hard
We all know the build up to sex can greatly improve the act itself. When you are thinking about someone else’s hands all over you throughout the day, the release you feel when it actually happens is greater than you can even imagine. And the best way to get that anticipation pumping at full speed is sending sexy text messages.
Once you fill a man with anticipation, they only have one thing on their mind: you. Every time they see your name pop up on their phone, they’ll think only dirty thoughts of you. And when they finally get home, they’ll want to put those internal thoughts to action. [Read: How to foreplay – The key for the best sex of your life]
Texts that will make him hard and desire you deeply
There’s really no better way to get a man’s attention than to surprise him with a dirty, sexy text message midway through the day. When he doesn’t see it coming, the shock alone is enough to make him hard.
Not to mention all the different things you can say. When it comes to texts that will make him hard, stimulating his imagination is by far the best way to do it. If you’re looking for ways to spice up your love life, look no further. We have everything you need. [Read: 10 tips to reignite the lost spark in a relationship]
#1 I want you. Now.
#2 I’m thinking about all the dirty things I want to do to you when you get home.
#3 If I let you do anything – and I mean ANYTHING – to me, what would you do?
#4 I can’t stop thinking about your lips on my body.
#5 All I want is my mouth on you – everywhere.
#6 Remember what we did in bed last time? I can’t stop thinking about it.
#7 Guess what I’m wearing right now.
#8 The bed feels so empty without you.
#9 Baby, I’m so wet for you.
#10 I had a very naughty dream about you last night. Guess what happened in it
#11 Let’s spend a whole day together this weekend. In bed.
#12 If you can guess the color of my panties, I’ll give you a blow job you’ll never forget.
#13 Tell me your dirtiest fantasy about me.
[Read: Sexual fantasies all men have about women]
#14 I have a special surprise for you tonight. You better come ready 😉
#15 I’ll give you a reward tonight if you can guess where I’m touching myself right now.
#16 I can’t stop thinking about what I’m going to do to you tonight.
#17 Let’s watch porn together and act out each scene.
#18 Have you ever wanted to have sex in public?
[Read: Sex in public and 15 other naughty places to get it on]
#19 All I want right now is your hands on me. Down there.
#20 I just had the naughtiest thought about you. But it’s much too dirty to send in a text.
#21 There’s something special I want to try tonight. Get ready 😉
#22 I’ve been a very bad girl today. I think I need to be punished.
#23 I’ll be wearing heels tonight. ONLY heels.
#24 You have three wishes that I’ll grant you in bed tonight. What are they?
#25 Guess what I’m thinking about. I’ll give you a hint, it involves my lips wrapped around something.
#26 I’m horny and you’re nowhere in site. Looks like I’ll have to finish the job myself. I’ll be thinking of you 😉
#27 Something is missing today. I think it’s you. Between my legs.
#28 I can’t concentrate on anything today because I’m distracted by thoughts of our last time in bed together.
#29 I just got out of the shower 😉
#30 I think it’s about time we tried that new position we’ve been thinking about.