Best Quirky Quotes 2021

We are all different and unique in our own way and these quirky quotes show that millions of people have their own perspective.

The best quirky quotes are right here if you’re ready to have a good laugh, read some hilarious and mind-bending quirky quotes and celebrate being different.

Quirky Quotes To Make You Laugh

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett

It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe

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My head is my favorite swimming pool.

Lauren DeStefano

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

There’s a gift in your lap and it’s beautifully wrapped and it’s not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you’re alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you’re that important.

Aimee Bender

I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don’t take themselves too seriously.

Ariana Grande

I’m the first to admit that I don’t write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.

Lori R. Lopez

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

Obviously, I don’t have a high IQ, but I’ve always liked nerds and quirky guys.

Kaley Cuoco

I nod so much there’s a nodding festival going on.

Cath Crowley

I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.

Leigh Standley

I think my style is a mix of quirky, eclectic, bright, and fun, with a really sophisticated feminine silhouette.

Elaine Welteroth

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.

Jeff Lindsay

You can quote me, but I’ll tell everyone that you’re lying.

Jael Turner

My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig’s from ‘Saturday Night Live’ or ‘Bridesmaids.’ Quirky, off the beaten path.

Nicole Ari Parker

Singleness can be a wonderful furnace.

Ray Blackston

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Samuel Goldwyn

Science fiction is not quirky anymore; we live in a futuristic world now.

Bonnie Hammer

Guys and their initiative – sometimes that too is like extracting meat from the armature of a crab.

Ray Blackston

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Marty Feldman

I think I should have been born a redhead. It goes with my personality – I’m fiery, and it’s kind of quirky, like me.

Ellie Bamber

The groomer wasn’t provided any dental care or skin care and that’s the truth. Just ask his dentdermatautologist, he’ll tell you.

J.S. Mason

Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of 60.

Gore Vidal

Well, what I try to do is throw as much mud on the wall as I possibly can and just see what sticks, what shines as quirky or more interesting that the others, and I try to cling onto that one, somehow join a link from there to there.

Guy Ritchie

Let us take the time to explore our inner-selves and get acquainted with our real identity and recognize the quirky corners of our being. Thus, we can view others from another angle and come to see them in a new light that allows us to distinguish past possible misunderstandings.( “Words had disappeared”)

Erik Pevernagie

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.

Katy Perry

If the whole world is in a rush and people are out of step with themselves, they fail to catch that quirky aura and that special quality of life that feeds our soul-searching frame of mind and that builds a coveted haven, giving recognition and self-reliance. (“The unbearable heaviness of being”)

Erik Pevernagie

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett

I’m a little quirky, a little offbeat, and I’m certainly not a classic beauty.

Ari Graynor

I read once that we’re all just dead stars looking back up to the sky, because everything we’re made of, even the hemoglobin in our blood, comes from the moment before a star dies.

Robyn Schneider

Someone asked them to be quiet, so it’s just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose.

Brian Andreas

What people sometimes interpret as quirky is my attempt to subvert the concept of luxury by introducing elements that are considered ordinary or commonplace.

Miuccia Prada

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

Nicholson Baker

He had deduced also that I was quirky and promised me that he was too.

Olivia Sudjic

I play the ukulele. Is that quirky?

David Ramsey

We’re everywhere, out there, among you.

C.J. Morrow

I think my style is a mix of quirky, eclectic, bright, and fun, with a really sophisticated feminine silhouette.

Elaine Welteroth

People who know me know that I’m a rabid fan of the Kansas Jayhawks. My quirky habit is that every Kansas game is on my calendar, and, more often than not, I will plan and schedule flights around them so that I can engage and watch. I have already brainwashed my family to be Jayhawks fans.

Brad Garlinghouse

I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.

Leigh Standley

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those ‘laugh-out-loud’ kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

Bipasha Basu

I’m so weird and quirky, and painfully awkward sometimes.

Kelsea Ballerini

I’d found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.

Felicia Day

Science fiction is not quirky anymore; we live in a futuristic world now.

Bonnie Hammer

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high.

Amy Sedaris

The first thing you lose when you die is your motor skills.

John H. Matthews

No one says the word ‘quirky’ much in England. I guess because people are more naturally eccentric.

Alexa Chung

I’m just a quirky, funny dude.

Jimmy O. Yang

Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

Zack Love

In a weird way, I like to find the quirkiness in ordinary things. I like to find what is ordinary in quirky people.

Paul Giamatti

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Janeane Garofalo

I’ve realised the quirky things that make you different are what make you beautiful.

Lily Collins

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Groucho Marx

I have collections of quirky things from places I’ve been to, like a set of Russian dolls.

Emma Watson

Write out of depression. Edit into depression.

Mari Stewart

Sometimes life’s hell. But hey, whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.

J. Andrew Helt

Women always want to be what they’re not: If you’re the pretty girl, you want to be the quirky girl. If you’re the smart girl, you want to be the pretty girl.

Jordana Brewster

I’m very naturally happy, quirky and positive.

Kiesza

You got an ass of gold and a heart that won’t quit.

Ananth Hirsh

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

Voltaire

It’s tragic that you can define a whole movement in music by gender alone. People are like, ‘Oh, look, another quirky girl.’

Paloma Faith

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.

Graham Parke

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright

I observe people around me, interact with them and try to understand what’s on their minds. I also try and include their little quirky mannerisms in my films.

Johnny Lever

People aren’t broken. They’re just interestingly wired.

Silvia Hartmann

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.

Billie Burk

I’m a tooth person… I like quirky teeth. My husband has little teeth with spaces in between them. He hates them and I love them. I like people with buckteeth, and I like it when they crinkle a bit. It’s very charming.

Malin Akerman

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There’s a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn’t get them, she’s probably not for me.

Matthew Perry

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.

Rucy Ban

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

Jack London

I like a bit quirky, a bit strange, but then at the same time, I love putting a dress on… and a pair of high heels. It’s like a costume.

Sarah Snook

Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they want.

R.S. Vern

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

Marie Osmond

I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m probably not the first person on their list – the weird, quirky, funny girl.

Whitney Cummings

An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread.
But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food.
You want something a little more colorful, exciting, tastier, meatier and juicier.

R.S. Vern

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.

Zig Ziglar

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau

But who is ever fair in an argument?

A.B. Shepherd

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

Today’s payslip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.


Raymond Cvikota

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn’t she had enough green-upping?

Lisa Papademetriou

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Jack Handey

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Mark Twain

Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.

Henry Ford

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Steven Wright

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Will Rogers

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Steven Wright

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried

Steven Wright

I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Steve Martin

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

George Carlin

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Gloria Steinem

Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

Leonardo da Vinci

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Jill Shalvis

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.

Roger H. Lincoln

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

George Carlin

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