Best ‘Pinky And The Brain’ Quotes 2021

‘Pinky And The Brain’ is a very popular American cartoon series written and created by Tom Ruegger in collaboration with Steven Spielberg.

It first was premiered on Kids WB on the 9 September 1995, and first had appeared as a recurring parody on ‘Animaniacs’.  It is centered on two lab mice named Brain, who is a genius mouse with a thirst for world domination, and his sidekick Pinky who is deemed “insane”.

Here is a list of some of the funniest, quotes from ‘Pinky And The Brain’ that will take all nostalgic Animaniacs and fans of this show, down memory lane.

‘Pinky And The Brain’ Funny Quotes

Quotes from the 'Pinky And The Brain' will make you want to take over the world.

‘Pinky And The Brain’ is one of the most iconic animated shows that had fans laughing at the antics of the two scheming lab rats. Here is a list of some of the funniest quotes.

1. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

2. “The second…khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.”

-Mr. Sackett, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

3. “Hey, and don’t forget – Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.”

-Bill Clinton, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

4. “No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

5. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career…oooh, it’s all too much for me.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

6. “Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

7. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.”

-Snowball, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

8. “Narf.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

9. “I command you to…Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

10. “And they say them UFO things are just pie plates…well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates…”

-Big Jake, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

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11. “Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

12. “Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?

Pinky: Ummm…the rubber band?

Brain: The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky.”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

13. “Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?

Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!

Brain: Diets don’t work.

Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’

Brain: No.”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

14. “Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

15. “Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?

Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

16. “The Brain: We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

Pinky: We’re going to Denny’s?”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

17. “Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?

The Brain: I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.

Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.

The Brain: And if you were tortured?

Pinky: Oh, well that’s different then, isn’t it?”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

18. “Pinky: Hmmm…let me think…

Brain: Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.”

-‘Pinky And The Brain’.

Pinky Quotes From ‘Pinky And The Brain’

Here is a list of some of the best quotes by Pinky, the insane mouse sidekick from the iconic animated show, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

19. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘Sad Meals’, kids wouldn’t buy them!”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

20. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

21. “I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair straight?”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

22. “I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the aspargus feel left out?”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

23. “I think so, Brain…[picks at teeth]…but there’s still a bug stuck in here from last time.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

24. “Egad! You astound me, Brain!”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

25. “I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

27. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

28. “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

29. “Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

30. “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kaye Ballard’s in the union.”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

31. “I think so, Brain, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai…”

-Pinky, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

The Brain Quotes From ‘Pinky And The Brain’

Here is a list of quotes by the genius mastermind, The Brain, from ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

32. “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

33. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

34. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

35. “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

36. “Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

37. “This is fantastic! Do you see?! You’ve already saved us an entire evening! Tremendous! Forger that plan. Take a look at this one…colleague.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

38. “We’ll reach Mars before I yell ‘Poit!’ Pinky.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

39. “Yes, Pinky, that’s it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

40. “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo’.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

41. “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.”

-Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.

Pinky And The Brain Quotes

“Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but…”

Pinky And The Brain best Quotes

“Pinky: Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.
Brain: I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.”

Pinky And The Brain Quotes

“Brain: I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.”

Pinky And The Brain popular Quotes

“Brain: What is Troz?
Pinky: Why it’s “Zort” in the mirror!Troz!”

Pinky And The Brain famous Quotes

“Pinky: Wheee! Oh Brain, I love the teacup ride!
Brain: Pinky, get out of that woman’s teacup!”

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“Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!”

“Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!
Chorus: They’re Pinky, They’re Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain!”

“Brain: [Last lines of the series] Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.
Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?
Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!
Chorus: 3-Pinky, 3-Pinky and the Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge!
Brain: I am not a refrigerator.
Chorus: Dot, dot, dot, dot!”

“Pinky: Zounds!”

“Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?
Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!
Brain: Diets don’t work.
Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’”
Brain: No.

“[After seeing on a naval chart how close their objective is]
Pinky: Oh, look Brain, it’s so close, we’ll be there before you can say Poit!
Brain: We’ll reach Mars before I yell “Poit!” Pinky.”

“Pinky: [Their submarine is filling up with water.] We’re gonna make it! We’re gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN??
Brain: POIT!!!”

“Pinky: You aren’t going to get rid of me, are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis after he broke up with Dean! All that stuff in your hair!”

“(Pinky and Brain are discussing Brain’s not-too-bright girlfriend)
Brain: I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She’s of simple folk, fair and true.
Pinky: You mean she’s stupid?
Brain: A bit.”

“Brain: Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.”

“Pinky: Brilliant, Brain! Oh, one quick question.
Brain: What?
Pinky: Do sealions eat seazebras?
Brain: You are going to be a help this time. Say it!
Pinky: “You are going to be a help this time.”

“Pinky: I think I’ll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me. [barks to Winnie in sealion language; she starts swimming faster]
Brain: You just said “Fetch me a big clown hat!”
Pinky: Oh! What a good idea!”

“Brain: [being attacked by an octopus] PINKY!!
Pinky: Hi Brain. Do you know the lyrics to Muskrat Love?
Pinky: [singing to the tune of Muskrat Love] Octopus help… [stops] I don’t think that’s quite right…”

“Brain: [speaking in sealion language] You must get the army back at once.
Winnie: [subtitled] Give me a fish and I will playfully nuzzle you.
Brain: There’s no time for me to give you another fish!
Pinky: [speaks to Winnie in sealion language; she swims away] Winnie! Come back! I was only trying to tell her how much I like her.”
Brain: Unfortunately, it came out more like, “I’m a big billy goat so you’d better beat it, sister.”

“Pinky: You know Brain I’ve been thinking I don’t want to be an elf anymore.
Brain: What do you want to be Pinky?”
Pinky: A dentist!

“Narrator: So they took their friend Christopher’s advice and went to see Algore the Donkey, who lived on the very next page.
Pinky: When does this scene start to animate, Brainie?”
Brain: It already has, Pinklet. The question is, when does Algore start to animate?

“Brain: Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the bloodflow to your head?
Pinky: Yes! And it keeps my neck all cozy-warm.”

“Brain: Luckily, I know the location of a veritable Fort Knox of honey, right here in Acme Woods!
Pinky: Oooh, a fort! FORT! Oh, can we play Cowboys and Indians?
Brain: No, but we can play Geniuses and Numbskulls.
Pinky: How do you play?
Brain: Like this! [hits Pinky with his stick]
Pinky: Troz! Who won?”

“Brain: As you know, people in today’s body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.
Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?”
Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.

“Brain: After [Snowball], Pinky! He’s about to engage the machine!
Pinky: Poit! I didn’t even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain. [Brain grabs him and runs after Snowball.] You know where they’re registered? Congratulations, Snowball! We’re so happy for you and your fianceé! A hamster engaged to a big machine? What will people say?
Brain: Stop being foolish, Pinky.
Pinky: Oh you’re right, Brain, as long as they’re happy. We should get them something nice; a fondue set, maybe. I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.”

“Brain: The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.”

“Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say “moo”.”

“Pinky: Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?
Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.
Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm… cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.”

“Hillary Clinton: Would you mind telling me who you are?!
Brain: As if you didn’t know.
Hillary Clinton: Right. As if I didn’t know.
Pinky: Why, he’s your guest of honor – the Brain!
Brain: I am the subject of this whole conference.
Hillary Clinton: We’re here to discuss the human brain.
Pinky: Egad! There’s a human version of you? Scary!”

“[Brain finds Billie at the controls of the machine]
Pinky: Egad, Brain! Snowball’s turned into a mouse!
Brain: No, Pinky, it’s Billie.
Pinky: Billie’s turned into a hamster? [Brain grabs him and smacks him with his hat repeatedly] She’s a mouse! She’s a hamster! She’s a mouse! She’s a hamster! She’s a mouse and a hamster?(laughs deliriously)”

“Bill Clinton: Hey, and don’t forget – Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskahøvênathon for world peace.
Brain: Schmëerskahøvênathon? Pinky, do you know what this means?
Pinky: Another preemption for Brand Spanking Fresh and Shiny New Doug?”

“Brain:(about Snowball’s plan)..and execute me in the process.
Snowball:Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.
Pinky:I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose! (Snowball and Brain bop Pinky on the head) Natch!”

“Brain: No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter!
Pinky: You got Jack-o-lantronic transmitter in my chocolate!”

“Brain: For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as “Chramecirum”!”

“Brain: Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.”

“Brain: [Reading Pinky’s letter to Santa] “Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. [Glares at a tearful Pinky before continuing] This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about [haltingly] my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what’s best for the world. But he gets no reward – he’s only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. [Looks sadly over at Pinky, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance] Love, Pinky. PS – By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?”
Pinky: [Pinky activates the mind control device] You’re on!

Pinky: You’re on Brain!
Brain: [Still teary-eyed from Pinky’s letter, composing himself] Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I… I command you. I command you to… [Looks over at Pinky, who is urging him on, before tearfully blurting out] Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes! [Breaks down sobbing]”

“Brain: Look at these tapes! “It’s a Sugary-Wugary Day” by Laffie. “Life’s a Rosy-Posie Bed of Honey” by Marie Fluis and Pork Chop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!
Pinky: I’ll help you floss.
Brain: I’ll help you hurt!”

“Brain: There’s only one ride that interests me – the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!
Pinky: Mmm, I think there’s a height requirement for that ride.Pinky: Isn’t life wonderful, Brain? Just think, we started out as lab mice forced to spend the whole day working our way through frustrating mazes that went absolutely nowhere. Now we get to do what humans do! [camera zooms out to reveal the line they’re standing in is frustratingly long]’”

“Brain: Hey, where’s Elmyra?
Pinky: Oh no, she’s lost! We might never see her again!
Brain: Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She’s got the tape.
Boy: Mooom! I wanna go back to the ride where the little atronomic girl is tearing up all the fuzzy animals!
Brain: Oh no! Elmyra’s wandered into the plush toy store!”

“Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheery music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!
Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.”

“Brain: All I have to do head past Norway, cross Finland, and get to the ride controls which are just behind Chad.
Pinky: Chad who?
Brain: Chad the country.
Pinky: What a lovely name! Do you think it would suit me?
Brain: Personally, I think “Dolt” would be more appropriate. ”

“Brain: Pinky, after I switch the tapes, I’ll met you near Chad.
Pinky: I’d like to meet Chad!
Brain: Chad is not a person!”

“Pinky: That ride’s even better now that Baloney’s singing.
Elmyra: You know, I heard Baloney singing, but I didn’t see him anywhere.
Pinky: Maybe he’s talking to Chad.”

“Brain: Come, Pinky. We must leave this horrid place and prepare for tomorrow.
Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow? …I know! Tomorrow we’ll get the right tape and come back to Duckyland!
Brain: Oh no. Even the world isn’t worth that. Nothing is going to get me to come back to this… to this Hieronymus Bosch-inspired nightmare world!”

“Brain: Oh, look, it’s time for a visit with Mr. Loyal Subject. [puts on puppet and has it say:] Hello, Your Highness. Hail you! [as himself] Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject. What’s the secret word for today? [as Mr. Loyal Subject] The secret word for today is “Brain”! [as himself] Golly, that’s me! [as Mr. Loyal Subject] That’s right; it’s important that our viewers must learn to bow before the Brain! [lights flash and Brain addresses the puppet] Hey, you said the secret word! You win!
Pinky: Knock knock!
Brain: My goodness, someone’s at the door. Who could it be?
Pinky: It’s me, Pinky the Unstinky! Shut yer face! Shut yer face!
Brain: Hello, Pinky the Unstinky.
Pinky: Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject! Hello, Brain! [lights flash]
Brain: You said the secret word!
Pinky: I did? Um… what’s the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]
Brain: You said the secret word again!
Pinky: Really? I’ve never won anything before. What do I win, Brain? [lights flash] Oh, this is so exciting!
Brain: OK, that’s enough.
Pinky: Enough of what, Brain? [lights flash]
Brain: Stop saying the secret word!
Pinky: What’s the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]
Brain: Errrrgh! Stop saying “Brain”! [lights flash]
Pinky: Ah! You won, Brain! [lights flash]
Brain: Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Pinky: Stop what, Brain? [lights flash]
Brain: Okay, that’s it! The secret word is not “Brain”!
Pinky: WUHAHAHA!!!!! SHUT YER FACE! SHUT YER FACE, BRAIN!!! [continues to repeat “Brain”, with the lights flashing each time, until Brain hits him on the head with his sceptre)
Brain: The new, NEW secret word is “pain”.”

“Brain: Our ratings are in the toilet.
Pinky: Oh, I’ll get them.”

“main street of town, the Meat Parade. And one lucky little girl is chosen to lead that parade on television before millions of people. Do you know who that lucky little girl is this year, Pinky?
Pinky: Someone named Meat? [laughs] Meat!
Brain: Meat my fist, Pinky.”

“Brain: [as Elmyra’s cousin, “Patty Ann”] Why, uh, hello, cousin Elmyra! I’ve missed you so.
Elmyra: Don’t you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man!
Brain: I wouldn’t give two hoots for that walking cyst you call a “man”.”

“[Elmyra is hosting a pretend talk show.]
Brain: That song was the most banal self-serving ditty I’ve ever heard. Elmyra might have a future in show business.
Pinky: Um, Brain, speaking of show-biz, I am a guest today on Elmyra’s Funtime Show. I’ll be promoting my latest movie, The Great Pinky Adventure!
Brain: An interesting title. Too bad Dumb and Dumber was already taken.”

“Elmyra: And didn’t you just make a fun movie-woovie?
Pinky: Why, yes I did! It’s called The Great Pinky Adventure, starring me! Perhaps you could run a clip and I’ll explain what all about it.
Elmyra: (pantomiming with a paper drawing) “Look out! I’m falling from a plane! What will happen to me?” “My name is Pinky Bignose. (crumples up the paper) This is scary! Narf! Zort!”
Pinky: Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that’s not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y’see?
Elmyra: It’s MY show, Pinkly-winkly! [raspberry]
Pinky: Yes, but it’s my movie.
Elmyra: Elmyra’s Funtime Show is MY show, and I get to be in charge all the time!
Pinky: Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!”

“Brain: Pinky? What are you doing? You’re supposed to be with Elmyra!
Pinky: In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra’s head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!
Brain: A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It’s all inside her drum-like head.
Pinky: Honestly, Brain, if you’re going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] …I just don’t care to listen!”

“Pinky: Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?
Brain: No, I don’t think we did.
Pinky: Whew! That’s a relief.”

“Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?
Brain: It was an end title.
Pinky: What?
Brain: Fred Flintstone doesn’t order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It’s called an end title.”

“Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger?
Brain: It might be a weave.
Pinky: What?
Brain: Elton John’s Hair, I think it might be a weave.”

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