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Best ‘My Favorite Murder’ Quotes 2021

The Best Quotes From ‘My Favorite Murder’

I’ve been a huge fan of the true-crime/comedy podcast, My Favorite Murder, ever since I began listening to it this past summer. The hosts, Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, share their favorite murders and true crime stories while discussing what’s going in their lives in the form of comedic banter to lighten the heavy mood that talking about murder can bring.

If you aren’t familiar with My Favorite Murder (Also abbreviated as MFM), the podcast spun a community of fans and we refer to ourselves as “Murderinos.” Since the debut of MFM in January 2016, the ladies of MFM have said some quotes that are a combination of inspiring, humorous and uplifting, especially for women. I went to their live show in Detroit and it was incredible. Karen and Georgia are amazing human beings; I met them and they are some of the nicest people I have ever met in my life.

1. “Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.”

2. “Here’s the thing: fuck everyone.”

3. “Don’t say ‘sorry not sorry’; Say ‘Listen, you motherfucker!”

4. “All of life is about fixing what you fucked up.”

5. “Please live your life like you’re going to be reenacted in 30 years.”

6. “Don’t leave your drink alone.”

7. “Don’t let your girlfriend fucking leave you behind.”

8. “You’re in a cult; call your dad.”

9. “Don’t call it nonconsensual sex. Sex is sex and rape is rape; use the word rape.

10. “Don’t take things for granted or judge books by covers and don’t do the things that average people get tricked by.”

 

11. “You can be crazy, just be light-hearted about it.”

12. “If you meet a person [and] you get the weird feeling in your gut, absolutely trust yourself and get out of there.”

13. “We can actually help each other; we should help each other and reach out to each other.”

14. “Talk about your trauma.”

15. “Don’t let people touch you if you’re not comfortable with it.”

16. “Pepper spray first and apologize later.”

17. “If you see something, fucking say something.”

18. “Lock your fucking door.”

19. “Donate $50 dollars to your local library, keep all your fingers.”

20. “Don’t drink and drive, you guys.”

 

21. Nothing is real; speak for yourself [and] question authority.”

22. “Wash your hands, please. Don’t get murdered by germs.”

23. “Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil.”

24. “Don’t be a fucking lunatic.”

25. “Bigger dummies than you.”

26. “Toxic masculinity ruins the party again.”

27. “If Florida’s kicking you out, you’re probably a pretty big piece of shit.”

28. “Let’s sit crooked and talk straight.”

29. “This isn’t a positive cult; this isn’t like Sephora.”

30. “My therapist was right about you.”

 

31. “Look, meth is bad.”

32. “Triflers need not apply.”

33. “Don’t snort shit.”

34. “Don’t be a know-it-all .”

35. “Hey guys, let’s get those rape kits tested”

36. “Can everyone chill the fuck out?”

37. “Leave well enough alone, asshat.”

38. “Just be rude; go up to people and be like, ‘Hi, I know this makes me the weirdo but there’s a weirdo over there.’”

39. Fuck politeness.

40. Stay sexy and don’t get murdered (SSDGM).

Hilarious Quotes From The ‘My Favorite Murder’

  • 1

    “You’re in a cult, call your dad.”

  • 2

    “Isn’t dating hard enough without thinking, ‘What if someone’s just setting me up for life insurance?'”

  • 3

    “There’s a fine line between adventure and trauma.”

  • 4

    “There’s no benefit to unlocked front doors! None! What, do you want the outside world to think you’re chill? Knock it the f*ck off.”

  • 5

    “This dimension is hard enough. I can’t f*cking entertain aliens and their sh*t.”

  • 6

    “Don’t take sh*t to your grave. You’re being a selfish d*ck.”

  • 7

    “I’m not a doctor, but if you’re feeling paranoid, think you’re seeing things… Acid isn’t the way.”

  • 8

    “I rest my case, your Honor. May I approach the bench with a Lisa Frank notebook?”

  • 9

    “Everything’s fine until it’s not fine and there’s a naked f*cking guy watching you sleep.”

  • 10

    “If you need to wear a Freddy Krueger mask and try to r*pe young women, you need to go to a hospital. Called jail.”

  • 11

    “Burn that f*cker down, take the insurance check, and buy yourself some mid-century modern furniture.”

  • 12

    “This is the episode where we pour blue water onto the maxi pad of your interest.”

  • 13

    “Here’s how I’m going to interpret the law: Like a godd*mn idiot.”

  • 14

    “Jesus has been talking to me a little bit, too, and told me to break up with you.”

  • 15

    “So safety’s uncool? What’re you, the Fonz?”

  • 16

    “They plead all over the place. They plead their pants.”

  • 17

    “On the count of five, we’re gonna start a fire and then record a podcast.”

  • 18

    “This is what happens when you leave the f*ckin’ house, you just walk off cliffs.”

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    “Back then, did all men spend time in groups of five? and is that why things are so f*cked up now?”

  • 20

    “Scatter my ashes into my pool, and then please clean them back out.”

  • 21

    “Sell ice cream, do what you want. Keep your f*ckin’ digits to yourself in all ways.”

  • 22

    “Usually when you experience domestic strife in any way, it’s because a cabal of shadow operatives are conspiring against you and your marriage, and it’s not because you married a high school freshman.”

  • 23

    “Oh my god, be careful, don’t get stabbed in the head.”

  • 24

    “I will kick you right in your kidnapping hair!”

  • 25

    “We’re now called, ‘My Favorite Beyond the Jurisdiction of the Earthly Courts.'”

  • 26

    “Do you need ingredients for your child stew? Well, we just set up a governmental program for you.”

  • 27

    “Hey, how’s the rotting going?”

  • 28

    “If you’re gonna have seizures, bring your own, like, donkey.”

  • 29

    “Get home yourself, and if you can jump in a van on the way, so be it.”

  • 30

    “If you don’t believe in aliens, put your face under water.”

    My Favorite Murder Quotes

    “You can be crazy, just be light-hearted about it.”

    “Don’t take things for granted or judge books by covers and don’t do the things that average people get tricked by.”

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    “If you meet a person [and] you get the weird feeling in your gut, absolutely trust yourself and get out of there.”

    “Politeness doesn’t require actual humanity. It’s just a cultural ritual.. Politeness is fancy curtains in your front window. Kindness is the home-cooked meal on your dinner table.”

    “Fuck politeness.” Fuck the way we were socialized. Fuck the expectation that we always put other people’s needs first. And while we’re at it, fuck the patriarchy!”

    “Don’t say ‘sorry not sorry; Say ‘Listen, you motherfucker!”

    “All of life is about fixing what you fucked up.”

    “Please live your life like you’re going to be reenacted in 30 years.”

    “Don’t leave your drink alone.”

    “Don’t let your girlfriend fucking leave you behind.”

    “We barely get any time on this planet. Do not spend it pleasing other people. Fuck politeness. Live life exactly how you want to live it so you can love the life you make for yourself.”

    “I think it’s good to just say what you’re thinking out loud. Some guy comes up to you on the street and starts asking a bunch of personal questions, you can say ‘Whoa, this is weird behavior, I don’t know you. You seem like a predator.’ If he gets mad and calls you a “bitch”, it doesn’t mean you’re a bitch, it just means you were right.”

    “There’s really nothing like the self-righteousness of the partially informed.”

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    “Donate $50 dollars to your local library, keep all your fingers.”

    “Don’t drink and drive, you guys.”

    “Nothing is real; speak for yourself [and] question authority.”

    “Wash your hands, please. Don’t get murdered by germs.”

    “Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil.”

    “But for women, it’s so much more than that. The politeness that we’re raised to prioritize, first and foremost, against our better judgment and whether we feel like being polite or not, is the perfect systematically ingrained personality trait for manipulative, controlling people to exploit.”

    “Here’s the thing: fuck everyone.”

    “You’re in a cult; call your dad.”

    “Friendship leads to human connection, which feeds your soul. More than kale or spinning or fifteen-minute naps under your desk, conscious communication with your clutch friends is the best form of self-care.”

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    “The epitome of fucking politeness is learning how to act in the moment, instead of wishing you had later.”

    “This isn’t a positive cult; this isn’t like Sephora.”

    “My therapist was right about you.”

    “I know now that no matter how far into something you are, how many times you’ve agreed and moved forward, you can always decide to turn back. It’s often not easy or comfortable, but you get to choose.”

    “Why does everyone think whistling indicates relaxation? It’s literally one of the weirdest things you can do in public without breaking the law.”

    “Don’t be a dick and do good things.”

    “Motivation isn’t necessary,” she said. “You just have to do it.”

    “She taught us that the sad truth is, you can’t stay out of the forest because the world is a forest. And it’s filled with predators. If someone is assaulted, it wasn’t because they were careless, irresponsible, or dressed wrong.”

    “Don’t be a know-it-all .”

    “Leave well enough alone, asshat.”

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