What better way is there to start off the New Year than with a laugh? Between making your champagne cocktails and a celebration-worthy New Year’s Eve dinner, you’re going to want to retell one of these cute jokes. You may not be able to celebrate with a wild New Year’s Eve party like last year, but sending one of these to your nearest and dearest is the perfect way to let them know you’re thinking about them in the New Year. After all, laughter really is the best medicine.
Whether your at-home celebration is going to include some of the all-time best New Year’s movies or toasts on Zoom, these jokes and one-liners are sure to get the “party” going well past midnight, so you can welcome 2021 in the best way. From punny one-liners to classic knock-knock jokes, pull out one of these hilarious riddles and funny sayings for an instant crowd-pleaser (though you’ll be sure to get some groans, too).
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
I can’t wait till New Year’s Day 2021.
Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?
Waiting for the punchline.
Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve …
… by making many pour decisions!
What is a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …
… and year after year, they drop the ball.