Micah Sierra or better known by his stagename, Katt Williams was born on September 2, 1971. He is an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer, voice artist, and comedian. Williams started his stand-up comedy career by performing comedy in his Cincinnati neighborhood, Avondale. He performed in his first comedy special in 2006 by the name Katt Williams: Live: Let a Playa Play.
Williams played the role of Money Mike in Friday After Next, he also appeared on Wild ‘n Out, played the character of Bobby Shaw in My Wife and Kids, gave his voice of A Pimp Named Slickback in The Boondocks, portrayed Lord Have Mercy in Norbit, and provided the voice of Seamus in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore.
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1. If you ain’t got no job and you ain’t smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing with yo life.
2. Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. I’ve done the research. It’s just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.
3. Ain’t nothin worse than a smart dumb nigga.
4. Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!
5. Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.
6. I think pimp, therefore I am.
7. My legs tired, ain’t your legs tired!? His legs ain’t Tired! He Just… Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!
8. You messed up my self-esteem… Bitch it’s called SELF ESTEEM! It’s the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch… How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU?
9. Gas is so mother’fuckin high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, “Did I eat today?” “I can get no half a tank, I’ve got 3 cigarettes.”
10. Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a meeting with all these niggas in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a nigga. So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% nigga and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% nigga hoping he upgrade.
11. Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don’t mind me calling you bitches cuz I don’t know you all by name.
12. Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.
13. White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!
14. If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
15. America is a bunch o’ bullies. tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
16. Sit back there and say my hair ain’t luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!
17. How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!
18. But this Mother fucker here Nigga, This shit right here nigga; This is a love seat Nigga! I can’t even sit on this if I ain’t in love Nigga! What Kind of shit is that!
19. You can be gangsta in good weather, These niggas were Gangsta in 99 Feet of mothafuckin’ water. Nigga how is you swimming and keeping your Pistol out the water at the same time!?!
20. First of all white people, please stop putting those lil blue leashes on your children, PLEASE STOP DOIN THAT! that is only entertainment for niggas. thats all that is! we be excited then a motha fucka ‘just look at him look at hi-’ that’s why white kids grow up and kill everybody in the god damn school cuz you done treat him like a German Shepperd ever since they was three!