If you loved much of ‘Johnny Bravo’ and the wanna-be protagonist of this cartoon network series then you will surely like the following list of quotes from Johnny Bravo.
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Most Popular ‘Johnny Bravo’ Funny Quotes
This quote-list by Jonny Bravo will let you think about his best work on the network in your free time or while munching on a pizza at home too.
1. “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter ‘D’…”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
2. “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
3. “No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
4. “Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
5. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
6. “What do you think, Rubber Ducky? ‘Quack, quack!’ Precisely what I had in mind!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
7. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
8. “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
9. “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
10. “Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it’s still not sweet enough!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
Cartoon Network Famous ‘Johnny Bravo’ Quotes
’90s kid with the network will know this name and must have seen the series at least once. This famous quote-list will help you see through the 90s best adult comedy by Van Partible.
11. “I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
12. “Man, I’m Pretty!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
13. “Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
14. “Don’t touch the hair.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
15. “Wait, who’s that handsome guy?… Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
16. “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
17. “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
18. “Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
19. “Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?“
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
20. “Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
21. “Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?
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22. “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
23. “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
24. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
25. “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
26. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
27. “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”
– ‘Johnny Bravo’.
Famous Johnny Bravo quotes to boost your self-love
1. “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?” — Johnny Bravo
2. “Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!” — Johnny Bravo
3. “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.” — Johnny Bravo
4. “Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ” — Johnny Bravo
5. “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!” — Johnny Bravo
6. “I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!” — Johnny Bravo
7. “Man, I’m pretty.” — Johnny Bravo
8. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.” — Johnny Bravo
9. “So enough about me, let’s talk more about me.” — Johnny Bravo
10. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.” — Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo quotes and sayings for when you’re hungry
11. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.” — Johnny Bravo
12. “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?” — Johnny Bravo
13. “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!” — Johnny Bravo
14. “Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?” — Johnny Bravo
15. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.” — Johnny Bravo
16. “Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.” — Johnny Bravo
17. “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.” — Johnny Bravo
18. “Some people look at Jerky and say, “Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!” — Johnny Bravo
The best Johnny Bravo quotes – pick up lines (that you probably shouldn’t use)
19. “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.” — Johnny Bravo
20. “Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?” — Johnny Bravo
21. “Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?” — Johnny Bravo
22. “You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?” — Johnny Bravo
23. “Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?” — Johnny Bravo
24. “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!” — Johnny Bravo
25. “Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?” — Johnny Bravo
26. “I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.” — Johnny Bravo
27. “Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.” — Johnny Bravo
The best Johnny Bravo quotes and catchphrases
28. “Do the Monkey with me.” — Johnny Bravo
29. “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N..” — Johnny Bravo
30. “Hey! How come he gets a banana?” — Johnny Bravo
31. “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?” — Johnny Bravo
32. “Thank you, thank you very much.” — Johnny Bravo
33. “Yeah, whatever.” — Johnny Bravo
34. “This won’t end well.” — Johnny Bravo
35. “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.” — Johnny Bravo
36. “This is not good… for my hair!” — Johnny Bravo
37. “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.” — Johnny Bravo
38. “20,000 dollars? That`s almost 20,000 dollars!” — Johnny Bravo
39. “4%? That’s almost 5%” — Johnny Bravo
40. “Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.” — Johnny Bravo
More great Johnny Bravo quotes and sayings
41. “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?” — Johnny Bravo
42. “My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!” — Johnny Bravo
43. “Pops, am I a…gentleman?” — Johnny Bravo
44. “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!” — Johnny Bravo
45. “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.” — Johnny Bravo
46. “Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.” — Johnny Bravo
47. “Oh, you will pay for this!” — Johnny Bravo
48. “Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!” — Johnny Bravo
49. “I am sickened… but curious.” — Johnny Bravo
50. “Kachow.” — Johnny Bravo
“Check the pects. hoo ha hooah!”
“Do the Monkey with me”
“Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N..”
“Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.”
“Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”
“Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ”
“Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”
“Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”
“Hey! How come he gets a banana?”
“Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”
“I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!”
“I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
“I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.”
“I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you…”
“I Know Santa!!!!!!!!!”
“Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?”
“Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.”
“Man, I’m pretty.”
“Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
“Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”
“My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!”
“Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”
“Pops, am I a…gentleman?”
“Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!”
“So enough about me, Lets talk more about me.”
“Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”
“Thank you, thank you very much.”
“Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?”
“Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”
“Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!”
“‘What do you think, Rubber Ducky?’ ‘Quack, quack.’ ‘My thoughts exactly!’”
“Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!”
“Whoa, Mama!”
“Who’s that?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
“You fiends!”
“You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”
“You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”
