Best Quotes From Barney In ‘How I Met Your Mother’
Any Barney from ‘How I met Your Mother’ quotes, become legen — wait for it — dary. So make way for some of the awesomeness Barney brings to us with these HIMYM quotes.
1.“Haaaaave you met Ted?”
– Barney Stinson.
2.”Suit Up.”
– Barney Stinson.
3.”Think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.”
– Barney Stinson.
4.“There’s three rules of cheating:
1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married.
2. It’s not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels.
3.And it’s not cheating if she’s from a different area code.”
– Barney Stinson.
5.“Dude.. where’s your suit? Just once, when I say ‘suit up’ I wish you’d put on a suit.”
– Barney Stinson.
6.“The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay… whatever’s more than centuries.”
– Barney Stinson.
7.“I’m also pleased to announce The Bro Code is now available in select airlines across the country. And Lufthansa. ‘Der Bro Code’ is, like, huge in Germany.”
– Barney Stinson.
8.”Ladies, Gentlemen, Ted.”
– Barney Stinson.
9.“Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
– Barney Stinson.
10.“It’s time to let go of the fantasies. It’s time to grow up.”
– Barney Stinson.
11.“That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.”
– Barney Stinson.
12.“ARTICLE 41 A Bro never cries. EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.”
– Barney Stinson.
13.“Sometimes we search for one thing, but discover another.”
– Barney Stinson.
14.“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
– Barney Stinson.
‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes From Ted Mosby
Ted from HIMYM has some two cents from his days of finding the ‘one’ and he imparts them with these famous quotes from ‘How I Met Your Mother’.
15.“You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom I knew, I have to love this woman as much as I can, and as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. ”
– Ted Mosby, at the end of ‘How I Met Your Mother’.
16.”If you’re not scared, you’re not taking a chance, and if you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing? ”
– Ted Mosby.
17.“And that, kids, is how I met your mother”
– Ted Mosby.
18.“A word of advice: Play along. The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get.”
– Ted Mosby.
19.“I’m sorry, when I’m excited I abbreviate words I shouldn’t.”
– Ted Mosby.
20.“Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things.”
– Ted Mosby.
21.”When you believe in people, people come through.”
– Ted Mosby.
22.”Nothing good happens after 2AM.”
– Ted Mosby.
23.“Shouldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate our little quirks, but actually kind of likes them?”
– Ted Mosby.
24.“It’s only once you’ve stopped that you realize how hard it is to start again.”
– Ted Mosby.
25.“We’re going to get older, whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives or desperately cling to the past.”
– Ted Mosby.
26.“Never underestimate the power of destiny. Because when you least expect it, the littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.”
– Ted Mosby.
27.“Here’s the thing about mistakes: Sometimes, even when you know something’s a mistake, you gotta make it anyway.”
– Ted Mosby.
28.“You can ask the universe for signs all you want but ultimately we’ll only see what we want to see…when we’re ready to see it.”
– Ted Mosby.
29.”The great moments of your life won’t necessarily be the things you do, they’ll also be the things that happen to you.”
– Ted Mosby.
30.”You see, the universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion.”
– Ted Mosby.
31.”It’s a scary thought but it’s also kind of wonderful.”
– Ted Mosby.
32.”Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don’t make sense at all.”
– Ted Mosby.
33.“It’s funny sometimes you walk into a place and you know you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.”
– Ted Mosby.
34.“All these little parts of the machine constantly working, making sure that you end up exactly where you’re supposed to be, exactly when you’re supposed to be there”
– Ted Mosby.
‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes From Robin Scherbatsky
Robin has the sassiest quotes that can always help you with a perfect comeback.
35.“If you keep giving up on people so quickly, you’re gonna miss out on something great.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
36.“I really don’t like feelings.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
37.“I get recognized one time, and I start thinking I’m Julia Roberts. I’m no VIP; I’m not even an IP; I’m just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
38.“Oh my god, look at you cowards. So afraid of any kind of change. So terrified of anything new.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
39.“I don’t wanna get married right now, maybe ever, and if we got together I’d feel like I’d either have to marry you or break your heart, and I just couldn’t do either of those things.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
40.“The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
41.“Destined? Aren’t you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn’t it time to make your own destiny?”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
42.“If you have chemistry, all you need is one other thing…Timing.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
43.“Of course, it’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
44.“Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
45.“I don’t know where I’m gonna be in five years. I don’t wanna know. I want my life to be an adventure.”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes By Lily Aldrin
Lily was the mother of the group and Marshall’s love of his life. She has some pretty advice with her wise quotes.
46.“You can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it, and it will design itself.”
– Lily Aldrin.
47.”Oprah wasn’t built in a day.”
– Lily Aldrin.
48.“We struggle so hard to hold on to these things that we know are gonna disappear eventually. And that’s really noble.”
– Lily Aldrin.
49.“It’s just, eventually we’re all gonna move on. It’s called growing up.”
– Lily Aldrin.
50.“Why say good bye to the good things?”
– Lily Aldrin.
51.“You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.”
– Lily Aldrin.
52.“The three-day rule is a childish, manipulative mind game. But yeah, you wait three days.”
– Lily Aldrin.
53.“Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a No instead of a Yes, to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.”
– Lily Aldrin.
Refreshing And Funny Marshall Quotes
Marshall was probably the cutest character in ‘How I met Your Mother’ and gave Barney a run for his peace with his slap-athon.
54.”You have to let me dance my own battles.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
55.“All hail Beercules!”
– Marshall Eriksen.
56.“It’s not about proof; it’s about faith. Faith is what gives life shape and meaning.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
57.“Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs…it’s like we’re the president.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
58.”It looks like someone suffered from premature slapulation.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
59.“That’s life, you know. We never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
60.“Happy Slapsgiving!”
– Marshall Eriksen.
61.“One good deed leads to another and another.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
62.”A drumroll? So what? That’s it? You just said good night, went home and… performed the drum solo?”
– Marshall Eriksen.
63.“Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
64.“I’m cuddly. Deal with it.”
– Marshall Eriksen.
Check out these ‘How I Met Your Mother’ quotes to describe love.
65.”Robin: I’m such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess, because you’re almost as messed up as I am.”
– ‘How I Met Your Mother’.
66.”And when you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever.”
— Ted Mosby.
67.“Some couples always support each other, and some couples always challenge each other. But is one really better than the other? Yes. Support is better. Way better.”
— Future Ted Mosby.
68.“If you’re looking for a word that means caring about someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it’s ‘love.’”
-Ted Mosby.
69.“If I ask you to change too many things about yourself, you’re not gonna be the man I fell in love with.”
— Robin Scherbatsky.
70.“Love doesn’t make sense. I mean, you can’t logic your way into or out of it.”
— Ted Mosby.
71.“Here’s the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we’ve got. Because love’s the best thing we do.”
— Ted Mosby.
72.“There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.”
— Ted Mosby.
73.“Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.”
-Ted Mosby.
74.“I’ve never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from her.”
— Marshall Eriksen.
Legendary ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes
Some ‘How I Met Your Mother’ quotes that passed the legendary bar of Barney Stinson.
75.“It’s going to be legen — wait for it — dary.”
— Barney Stinson.
76.”It’s going to be legen – wait for it – and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is – dary! Legendary!”
-Barney Stinson.
77.”Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.”
-Barney Stinson.
78.“Every night can’t be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary.”
-Ted Mosby.
‘How I Met Your Mother’ Friendship Quotes
A story of five friends and their ups and downs that they handle together, ‘How I Met Your Mother’ brings the best friendship quotes for you to send your friends.
79.”We’ll always be friends. It’s just never gonna be how it was. It can’t be. And that doesn’t have to be a sad thing.”
-Lily Aldrin.
80.“You’re my best friend. I don’t need objectivity. I just need your support.”
— Lily Aldrin.
81.”We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that in those rare times when we do open up, it’s amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.”
-Ted Mosby.
82.“Maybe this isn’t a breakup. Maybe this is just two friends getting back together.”
— Barney Stinson.
83.“Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. […] But the main reason is you’re my best friend, Lily. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.”
— Marshall Eriksen.
Funny Quotes From ‘How I Met Your Mother’
These funny ‘How I Met Your Mother’ quotes will get you all laughing.
84.”Coming up next, is your baby trying to kill you?”
– Robin Scherbatsky.
85.”Robin: Guys are like the subway. You miss one, another comes along in five minutes.
Lily: Unless it’s the end of the night, and then you get on anything.”
– ‘How I Met Your Mother’.
86.”You made it to 200. You should be proud. You should be tested, but you should be proud.”
– Ted Mosby.
87.“I just want to say from the bottom of my heart… I’m going to kill you. ”
-Robin Scherbatsky.
88.“Italy doesn’t need something that is wrinkled, red and leaky, and smells like booze and narcotics. They’ve already got former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.”
— Marshall Eriksen.
89.”First of all, my parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment.”
– Ted Mosby.
90.“Just like Ryan Gosling in ‘The Notebook’. It was pretty manly till I mentioned Ryan Gosling in ‘The Notebook’, huh?”
-Ted Mosby.
91.“Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one-quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all – you.”
— Barney Stinson.
92.“Well, that answers all the questions I didn’t ask.”
— Robin Scherbatsky.
93.“Yes, I’m in a rotten mood. No, I don’t want to talk about it. Yes, this has booze in it. No, it’s not my first.”
-Lily Aldrin.
94.“Sorry, Peter. We’re grown-ups now, we can’t fly to Neverland with you anymore.”
-Ted Mosby.
95.“I’m from Minnesota, where there’s plenty of hot-dogs for everyone. Perhaps even too many…”
— Marshall Eriksen.
96.“In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life.”
-Lily Aldrin.
97.“The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”
— Robin Scherbatsky.
98.“I finally found the one, Marshall. Her name is Bacon.”
— Ted Mosby.
99.“Kids, when you’re in a new relationship and you’re competing with your ex for who’s happier, it can get ugly.”
— Ted Mosby.
100. “Trish made me do 70 push-ups, but she only give me credit for 10. Then she had me do 100 sit-ups and *then* she made me cry using only her words.”
— Marshall Eriksen.
101. “Barney Stinson : …you’re the most awesome person I have ever known, well, the second most awesome.
Robin Scherbatsky : Right, of course, the first being you.
Barney Stinson : No, no, the first is this guy who lives in a place called the mirror”
– ‘How I Met Your Mother’.
