Best Horny Quotes 2021

  • I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

    Gilda Radner
  • The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they’ve reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you’re just horny. It doesn’t mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

    George William Curtis
  • If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that’s what it’s all about.

    Carlos Santana
  • There’s a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

    Colleen McCullough
  • Mine is the horny hand of toil.

    John Singer Sargent
  • If I ain’t horny, I check to see if my heart’s beatin’.

    Richard Pryor
  • When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can’t imagine why, though.

    Penelope Spheeris
  • No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those who will; And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

    James Russell Lowell
  • I’m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

    Tom Waits
  • I’ve seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

    Johnny Bench
  • And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

    James Russell Lowell
  • Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.

    Patti Smith
  • I would think, if you were horny enough, there’d come a time when it was hos before bros.

    Dana Gould
  • Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

    Adi Da
  • You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

    Paula Cole
  • I want a horny little Jewish princess.

    Frank Zappa
  • I like talking about sex. Especially when I’m horny, but even when I’m not.

    John Travolta
  • I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot of people fits.

    Bo Jackson
  • I was horny, but I was innocent ’cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.

    Patti Smith
  • I want people to FEEL something… If it’s sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn’t just pass you by.

    Tove Lo
  • They really make sex into such a horrible thing and how terrible anything related to sex is, but isn’t that why we’re all here? We wouldn’t be here at all if two people in our past hadn’t been horny for each other, that’s how it works. So we can’t continue unless people keep being horny for each other, that’s just the way it is.

    Brad Warner
  • The coke made me incredibly horny.

    George Carlin
  • I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.

    Patti Smith
  • We shall not attempt to give the reader an idea of that tetrahedron nose-that horse-shoe mouth-that small left eye over-shadowed by a red bushy brow, while the right eye disappeared entirely under an enormous wart-of those straggling teeth with breaches here and there like the battlements of a fortress-of that horny lip, over which one of those teeth projected like the tusk of an elephant-of that forked chin-and, above all, of the expression diffused over the whole-that mixture of malice, astonishment, and melancholy. Let the reader, if he can, figure to himself this combination.

    Victor Hugo
  • Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

    Sherry Argov
    • I’d rather play a tune on a horn, but I’ve always felt that I didn’t want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you’ve got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it’s better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.

      Don Van Vliet
    • Mainly I was able to perform with music – I played the French horn, I would sing, and I was a drummer in the pipe band. So I think it was a way to show off.

      Ewan McGregor
    • No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him.

      Irving Stone
    • There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

      Henry Ward Beecher
    • I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident, and to lift a simple horn call into a thing of stupendous significance by means of scenic emphasis.

      Anton Seidl
    • To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don’t think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.

      Neil Gaiman
    • Each instrument has something to say to you. It’s got its own character. Each horn has its own character and will say to you certain things. If you violate that, it’s almost a sacrilege!

      Jerome Richardson
    • I think I’m hornier than most dudes. I’m not a selfish lover – but the bottom line is… I guess I am horny. I’m insatiable. I can never get enough.

      Rude Jude
    • I’m so horny the crack of dawn isn’t safe.

      John Sandford
    • Charlie Parker quote: Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't...Music
      is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don’t live it, it won’t come out of your horn. They teach you there’s a boundary line to music. But, man, there’s no boundary line to art.

      Charlie Parker
    • Talk of the devil, and his horns appear.

      Samuel Taylor Coleridge
    • Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.

      H. L. Mencken
    • Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

      Mason Cooley
    • The horns came riding in like the rainbow masts of silver ships.

      Peter S. Beagle
    • Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

      Tucker Max
    • But if I didn’t have to make money, I would still play my horn.

      Sonny Rollins
    • I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

      Dana Gould
    • Since i couldn’t remember the “real” first time i’d lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I wanted a better story then: I did it with this boy who i wasn’t very into and who had mysterious Gaterade breath; in his room decorated with sports equipment; at least he was nice enough to provide condoms and get his ancient, horny dog to leave us along.

      Gabrielle Zevin
    • OH KYO KUN! Isn’t it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!

      Natsuki Takaya
    • Ella Fitzgerald quote: I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.

      Ella Fitzgerald
    • Love is what still goes on when you’re not horny.

      Robert A. Heinlein
    • You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

      Pamela Hansford Johnson
    • I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.

      Rodney Dangerfield
    • Semi-automatic s have only two purposes. One is so owners can take them to the shooting range once in a while, yell yeehaw, and get all horny at the rapid fire and the burning vapor spurting from the end of the barrel. Their other use-their only other use-is to kill people.

      Stephen King
      • I don’t think it’s blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that’s gone. The commentary is lacking.

        Jerry Lawler
      • I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation.

        William Henry Ashley
      • My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they’ve got to drawn in their horns and stop their aggression or we’re going to bomb them into the stone age.

        Curtis LeMay
      • I used to go with him and I’d sometimes play, take over from him. That was my first taste of the music business, I suppose, but I was also in the youth orchestra at Johnston Grammar.

        Trevor Horn
      • For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just all the higher parts of my brain closing up shop. The cerebral cortex. The cerebellum. That’s where my problem is. I’m now simplifying myself. Somewhere balanced in the perfect middle between happiness and sadness. Because sponges never have a bad day.

        Chuck Palahniuk
      • I hate having to read the manual.

        Trevor Horn
      • The energy of devils and angels is the same energy; it’s how you use it. It’s fuel. There is a saying: If you scare all your devils away, the angels will go away with them. You know, the halo and the horns are the same thing. I mean it’s OK to be spiritually horny – that’s what creative genius is all about. Geniuses don’t have time to think about how it’s going to be received… they don’t have time to think whether people like it or not, is it morally right, will God like it?

        Carlos Santana
      • It’s only been a couple of times in my life that I’ve really locked horns with actors. It did not hurt the films, it just hurt the moment of the filmmaking.

        Richard Donner
      • I like the show [Factor] because it’s horny, but it’s not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

        Dennis Miller
      • I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

        John Mayer
      • When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that solo.

        Carla Bley
      • Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.

        Propertius
      • No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work, and tools to work with, for those who will, and blessed are the horny hands of toil. The busy world shoves angrily aside the man who stands with arms akimbo until occasion tells him what to do; and he who waits to have his task marked out shall die and leave his errand unfulfilled.

        James Russell Lowell
      • That’s the thing that we said about the horn before: it’s a focus issue. It’s like a singer versus a drummer. If a drummer’s playing a drum beat, and a singer starts singing, what do you think the audience is going to do?

        Charlie Hunter
      • A horny Igbo girl’s nipple can be used to crush diamond

        Pete Edochie
      • I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

        Sylvia Day
      • Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.

        Karen Marie Moning
      • The wolf in him demanded he kick (the door) down and claim her. The man in him just wanted to hold her close and protect her. He’d never been so torn. So confused. So damned horny!

        Sherrilyn Kenyon
      • This isn’t animal experimentation, where you an imagine some proportionate good at the other end of the suffering. This is what we feel like eating. Tell me something: Why is taste, the crudest of our sense, exempted from the ethical rules that govern our other sense? If you stop and think about it, it’s crazy. Why doesn’t a horny person has as strong a claim to raping an animal as a hungry one does to killing and eating it?

        Jonathan Safran Foer
      • And now she was just Gabby, currently staying in a dreamy, magnificent castle in Scotland with a Fae prince who did all kinds of non-nasty, non-inhuman things like tearing up lists of names, and returning tadpoles to lakes, and saving people’s lives. Not to mention kissing with all the otherwordly splendor of a horny angel.

        Karen Marie Moning
      • Being nice? He’s being horny.

        Becca Fitzpatrick
      • Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,’ the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. ‘Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.

        Kim Harrison
      • What i’m trying to tell you,” Min said, “is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It’s in my genes. Like self raising flour. i’m going to pouf.” “thats going to work out well for me,” Cal said. “because i’m going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.

        Jennifer Crusie
      • Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?” Mica asked. “Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?” Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. “I believe a consult would be a good idea.” Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. “You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn’t done properly.

        Lora Leigh

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