Most great scientists are brilliant geniuses, plus very eccentric, and Professor Cecil B. Heimerdinger from the ‘League of Legends’ universe fits those descriptions perfectly.
He is a yordle scientist who thrives on trying to solve and answer the universe’s toughest questions which have been unsolvable so far. He has also built some of the most lethal machinery in the region of Piltover and happens to be the most respected innovator in the region.
Scientists are often difficult to understand and Heimerdinger’s theories are also quite obtuse and esoteric. He also has an unhealthy obsession with his work to the point he can wreak havoc against his enemies. He can be good or bad in the game depending on which side you are on. He can also build you the most miraculous and lethal machines to aid you in your quest.
Funny Heimerdinger Quotes
Heimerdinger is an eccentric scientist so there can be no doubt that he will say some really funny things. He may not have a rocking good hairstyle but his humor is always on point! He may be stumped by some science problem or question, but he will have some zany one-liners or quotes which will leave his enemies clamoring to hide. This subcategory will list some of the best LOL Heimerdinger quotes that will leave you in splits. Moreover, if you hear them while playing the game – you will keep laughing for the longest time.
1. “I put the scheme in schematic!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
2. “I theorize… your defeat!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
3. “Aha, 42, I knew it! Now – er, what was the question again?”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
4. “Perhaps I should try more rockets!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
5. “Not enough variables…hmm…not nearly enough variables.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
6. “Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium ‘the medical elements’? Because, if you can’t ‘helium’ or ‘curium’, you ‘barium’! Hm hm!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
7. “Ah, the sweet smell of science!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
8. “Why do people say ‘you can’t trust atoms’? Because they ‘make up everything’! Hehe!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
9. “42… there’s just something about that number.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
10. “Technology so brilliant, it must be mine!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
11. “Back, you dirty ape, back!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
12. “I don’t agree with your methods, but by golly, do you get results.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
13. “Where are your permits? Where are your standards?”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
14. “Have you considered making quieter hexplosives?”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
15. “Hmm, it’s smaller than the diagram.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
League Of Legends Heimerdinger Quotes
People say Heimerdinger is quite different to the other ‘League Of Legends’ characters and justifiably so. After all, his mind is nothing short of genius and he can learn any difficult science problem in a jiffy! He also has his own key ingredients to invention which are quite funny but also very intelligent. Due to his age and the respect he gets in Piltover along with his status as a mage, he is very sassy and will punish anyone who dares to mess with his work. This subcategory will list some more of Heimerdinger quotes through which you can understand his character better.
16. “I do love a good conundrum.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
17. “Brain over brawn!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
18. “One step closer to greater understanding!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
19. “This behavior is highly inefficient!“
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
20. “Did I leave the Tridyminiumobulator on?”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
21. “I require my adjustable reverse-ratcheting magnetic box wrench!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
22. “Kindly keep your hands off my work!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
23. “I hypothesize their demise.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
Heimerdinger ULT Quotes
ULT in ‘League Of Legends’ means ultimate and the scientist Dr. Cecil B. Heimerdinger is definitely a star in the ultimate version of the game. He can annihilate his enemies the same way he can juggle with helium curium and barium and invent something amazing out of them. Read on to find some Heimerdinger ULT sayings which make the game much more entertaining to play.
24. “Stand back! I am about to do…science!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
25. “Don’t worry, you can learn so much from failure.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
26. “This will put a wrench in their plans!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
27. “I prefer a battle of wits, but you’re unarmed!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
29. “Dimensions don’t determine themselves.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
30. “They’ll have a few screws loose by the end of this!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
31. “Mind your vectors!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
32. “Can’t fly if you don’t try!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
Quotes On Scientific Experiments
When it comes to imagination and innovation, nobody comes near Heimerdinger in Piltover. After all, he creates some destructive machines which would help any player in their missions. However, he is also an old eccentric scientist who loves to work and is committed to his scientific discoveries. That is why, if you distract him from his purpose or take him aside – he will reprimand you! Also, he has no time for people and enemies who waste his time with ineffective hexplosives. This subcategory lists some great quotes from Heimerdinger about his philosophy and his science experiments.
33. “Innovation must begin somewhere.”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
34. “Unrepeatable experiments are no good at all.“
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
35. “There are three key ingredients to invention: excessive imagination, good old fashioned stick-to-it-iveness, and a rocking good hairstyle!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
36. “I’ve applied the formula for success!”
– Heimerdinger, ‘League of Legends’.
Top Heimerdinger Quotes
There are only two forces at work in this world- black and white. Only people are grey. — Chris Heimerdinger
If you don’t feel as close to God today as you did yesterday, who moved? — Chris Heimerdinger
Knowing the precies answers is not as crucial as the certainty that the answers do, in fact, exist. — Chris Heimerdinger
You are what you allow the Lord to make you. — Chris Heimerdinger
We are the farmers of the future. If we desire all the gifts of God, if we seek to win the Golden Crown, we can’t just sit back and watch. We have to make it happen. — Chris Heimerdinger
The Lord has told me that the last generation before His final coming will consist of His choicest children since the creation of the earth. But you will face a world filled with much pain and evil. Men … will gain great power over God’s children. Youth such as yourselves will have a great responsibility to build up a pure and undefiled people in the midst of all this pain. — Chris Heimerdinger
…Teachings are given to different men under different circumstances and in different times… [but] …the Lord is the same yesterday, today and forever. If a parent commands a little child not to play with matches, and then commands a teenager to light the campfire, is this a contradiction? It’s only a question of preparedness – one is ready and one is not. — Chris Heimerdinger
Were all on a golden journey-every one of us. A journey inspired by golden dreams, and at the end awaits a golden crown of righteousness … please remember that every step is to be cherished. Every single one … — Chris Heimerdinger
Lasting happiness is the offspring of endurance. — Chris Heimerdinger
Heimerdinger Quotes
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“There are only two forces at work in this world- black and white. Only people are grey.”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“Knowing the precies answers is not as crucial as the certainty that the answers do, in fact, exist.”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“The Lord has told me that the last generation before His final coming will consist of His choicest children since the creation of the earth. But you will face a world filled with much pain and evil. Men…will gain great power over God’s children. Youth such as yourselves will have a great responsibility to build up a pure and undefiled people in the midst of all this pain.”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“You are what you allow the Lord to make you.”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“If you don’t feel as close to God today as you did yesterday, who moved?”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“We are the farmers of the future. If we desire all the gifts of God, if we seek to win the Golden Crown, we can’t just sit back and watch. We have to make it happen.”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“Were all on a golden journey-every one of us. A journey inspired by golden dreams, and at the end awaits a golden crown of righteousness….please remember that every step is to be cherished. Every single one…”
— Chris Heimerdinger -
“Lasting happiness is the offspring of endurance.”
— Chris Heimerdinger
