Headache Quotes

• A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache.

  Catherine the Great

• Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

  Mark Lawrence

• Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache.

  Philip Wylie

• I have a terrific headache.

  Franklin D. Roosevelt

• Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

  Joan Lunden

• Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

  John Masefield

• If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

  Samuel Butler

• That’s a headache waiting to happen.

  Mike Cameron

• Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

  Mark Twain

• Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

• Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

  Julio Iglesias

• The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

  Marjorie Pay Hinckley

• I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

  Cary Elwes

• I’m very brave generally,’ he went on in a low voice: ‘only today I happen to have a headache.’ (Tweedledum)

  Lewis Carroll

• In headaches and in worry
  Vaguely life leaks away,
  And Time will have his fancy
  To-morrow or today.

  W. H. Auden

• Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.

  Katt Williams

• You think too much.’ ‘I suppose I do; but I can’t help it, my mind is so terribly active. When I give myself, I give myself. I pay the penalty in my headaches, my famous headaches–a perfect circlet of pain! But I carry it as a queen carries her crown.

  Henry James

• She already had a headache-she didn’t want to add ‘get tortured’ to today’s to-do list.

  C.C. Hunter

• Let the desert wind cool your aching head. Let the weight of the world – drift away instead

  Beck

• I don’t want to die now!” he yelled. “I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it!

  Douglas Adams

• I didn’t want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.

  Mark Millar

• Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

  Joan Lunden

• A sore arm is like a headache or a toothache. It can make you feel bad, but if you just forget about it and do what you have to do, it will go away. If you really like to pitch and you want to pitch, that’s what you’ll do.

  Warren Spahn

• I would feel so guilty about lying that I would try to stress myself out and work up a headache so I wouldn’t have the guilt of not having a bit of the symptom.

  Justin Long

• Good parenting give headaches but bad parenting gives heartaches.

  Shiv Khera

• It’s a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You’re never satisfied.

  Cherie Lunghi

• Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you’ve never been there, you don’t know what it’s like until you’re too far in to stop the process.

  Tim Sandlin

• I don’t take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

  Bette Davis

• Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.

  Tertullian

• All I expect are wins and to get pleasure from the game. And if someone thinks something about me, if someone’s dissatisfied with something… that’s not my headache. I hope someday I’ll become World Champion – and I’ll make all these people happy. But even if for some reason that doesn’t happen it won’t stop me getting pleasure from chess. I’m sure of that.

  Magnus Carlsen

• You and your friends…always together,
  No time for the B-I-G, so I’m O-U-T.
  The sex was great, but the headaches I can’t take.
  I think I made a very big mistake.

  The Notorious B.I.G.

• Never forget that there are only two philosophies to rule your life: the one of the cross, which starts with the fast and ends with the feast. The other of Satan, which starts with the feast and ends with the headache.

  Fulton J. Sheen

• [My father] had this quirky thing of not believing in gravity. And giving me a constant headache about that one. He would say if I showed any interest in gravity, I was becoming a dupe of the system. He could see indications I was beginning to believe in it.

  Paul Laffoley

• If you are a physician and someone comes to see you with an absolutely incapacitating headache or a swollen arm, you don’t tell them, “Come back in 10 years when I’ve completed my study and I’ll see what I can do for you.”

  Devra Davis

• If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work – work the like of which I do not know.

  Harry Stack Sullivan

• The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

  W. C. Fields

• Popularity can be a real headache.

  Michele Jaffe

• I could never say in the morning, “I have a headache and cannot do thus and so”. Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.

  Eleanor Roosevelt

• My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

  Fred Allen

• To me, teamwork is a lot like being part of a family. It comes with obligations, entanglements, headaches, and quarrels. But the rewards are worth the cost.

  Pat Summitt

• It’s not that your back hurts, .. You get these horrible, ice cream brain-freeze headaches. So I would go in on the weekends and get these things called blood patches, where they’d shoot blood into your spine. It was like running a marathon to get it done.

  George Clooney

• I am obsessed at nights with the idea of my own worthlessness, and if it were only to turn a light on to save my life I think I would not do it. These are the last footprints of a headache I suppose. Do you ever feel that? – like an old weed in a stream. What do you feel, lying in bed?

  Virginia Woolf

• The other day I was thinking – because I get a lot of headaches – I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it’s probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it’s at the top as opposed to, I don’t, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

  Karl Pilkington

• Well’ Francie decided, ‘I guess the thing that is giving me this headache is life – and nothing else but’.

  Betty Smith

• Do ants get headaches?

  David Mitchell

• Playing octaves was just a coincidence. And it’s still such a challenge, like chord versions, block chords like cats play on piano. There are a lot of things that can be done with it, but each is a field of its own. I used to have headaches every time I played octaves, because it was extra strain, but the minute I’d quit I’d be all right. But now I don’t have headaches when I play octaves.

  Wes Montgomery

• My wife gives good headache.

  Rodney Dangerfield

• I like being a consumer. I’ll do collabs with brands I like, only because I would like something free to wear. But I don’t want people to dress like me, which is what you’re asking when you create a brand. The fashion industry’s just a super-duper headache.

  Kid Cudi

• Greed and desire Not peace, but fire Coveting creation Created damnation Pulled alongside A gate thrown too wide Now our home calls And darkness fall “I rubbed my temples, feeling a headache coming on.”A for effort, ladies, but F for clarity. You do realise that your wierd poem things never explain anything”.

  Kiersten White

• Getting punched in the face with a padded glove doesn’t really hurt your face. It doesn’t hurt your skull. The only thing it hurts is your brain. You can feel the brain injury happening. It’s an instant headache.

  Jonathan Gottschall