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Hank Moody Quotes

“I guess I see myself as an enthusiast. A drug and alcohol enthusiast.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 6: Everybody’s a Fucking Critic
“Not to contradict your dear old mom, who’s both wicked smart and wonderful, but, no, we don’t have to be realistic. Not when it comes to love.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Girls, Interrupted
“You know what they say? Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us even more annoying.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 5: The Way of the Fist
“You have extremely moist lips. They’re like kissable cupcakes. It’s as if Sprinkles and Crumbs got together and made sweet love and had these delicious smoochable cupcake babies.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 5: The Way of the Fist
“The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 6: The Dope Show
“I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Hell-A Woman
“It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 2: In Utero
“It’s just so hard to tell the difference between those that have a good heart and the ones that are just out there to win.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 5: The Way of the Fist
“It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 3: The Land of Rape and Honey
“I see us becoming incredibly close. Great friends, eventually. After the part where you hate my guts for a long, cold winter.”
 Hank Moody, Californication: JFK to LAX
“You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her dreams. It’s not gentlemanly.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: California Son
“Everything is so fucking crazy right now. I don’t feel like I can make the right move to save my life.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 7: 30 Minutes or Less
“She was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I fucked it up again and again and again.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 7: Faith, Hope, Love
“Nobody likes you. You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Hell-A Woman
“At the end of the day, it’s all about her. It’s always been about her.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 2: La Petite Mort
“I can’t keep apologizing for something I can’t change. All I can do is keep moving forward and try to become someone that you can love again.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 4: Home Sweet Home
“I’m just like my father. You know, there isn’t a woman that I’ve met that I haven’t fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 2: In Utero
“She said one thing. I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 2: In Utero
“Is this wrong? I can’t tell anymore. I can’t fucking tell anymore.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 7: Getting the Poison Out
“You can’t blame everything on the economy, douche bag.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 3: Verities & Balderdash
“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Turn the Page
“A morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Hell-A Woman
“Friends don’t let friends bang each other’s soul mates.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 2: In Utero
“Turns out it’s really expensive to live in a hotel.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 4: Another Perfect Day
“I’m not challenging your sobriety but mocking it is kind of fun.”
 Hank Moody, The Party
“Rehab is for quitters.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: California Son
“You know, most people, they go their whole life, and they never really find someone they love. They say they do because everybody’s the star of their own little romantic comedy, but they’re full of shit. You and me, we had women that loved us for who we were, really loved us for who we were, and we fucked it up. For what? Some stupid piece of ass we forgot about 10 minutes later?”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: The Devil’s Threesome
“I have squandered a lot of opportunities, it’s true. I could give you a bunch of excuses. I could blame it on my masturbating agent or I could chalk it up to fear and self-loathing in Los Angeles, but the truth is that… I’m trying to grow the fuck up for once. You know, I’m on a quest to reclaim the best parts of myself before it’s too fuckin’ late.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 7: Levon
“I miss your smell. When you left, I couldn’t wash the sheets because I didn’t want to lose that completely… You. And… it fucked me up for a long time because I would wake up and I’d smell you and I’d think you were there. And that would… My heart would break all over again. I think that’s why I go in for the kiss all the time. I know, yeah. I think I’m going for… another hit.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
“Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. ’cause it’s true – all women are, in one way or another. You know, there’s always something about every damn one of you. There’s a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life’s work. But then there’s the morning after. The hangover, and the realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she’s gone. And I’m haunted by yet another road not taken.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 3: Verities & Balderdash
“It reminds me of when we first started dating and I would knock on your door and in the time between you answering, I would try to imagine what you were gonna look like. And when you did, you’d be, like, ten times more beautiful than I could ever imagine. And I’d get this funny feeling in my stomach because you’d look at me with all this hope in your eyes instead of disappointment, which is what I see now.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 4: Another Perfect Day
“Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean, we have all this amazing technology, and yet… computers have turned into basically four-figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but… But all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and… 24-hour day access to kiddy porn. People… They don’t write anymore. They blog. Instead of talking, they text… No punctuation, no grammar, L.O.L. this and L.M.F.A.O. that. It just seems to me that it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a protolanguage that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.”
 Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: LOL
“As a writer, I’m a sucker for happy endings. The guy gets the girl, she saves him from himself, fade to fucking black. As a guy who loves a girl, I realize there’s no such thing. There’s no sunset. There’s just now, and there’s just the two of us, which can be scary fucking ugly sometimes. But if you close your eyes and listen for the whisper of your heart—if you simply keep trying and never ever give up, no matter how many times you get it wrong, until the beginning and the end blur into something called until we meet again — and that’s it.”
 Hank Moody, Homeland, Season 1: Grace

Hank Moody Quotes

Not to contradict your dear old mom, who’s both wicked smart and wonderful, but, no, we don’t have to be realistic. Not when it comes to love. – Hank Moody Quotes
You know what they say? Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us even more annoying. – Hank Moody Quotes
You have extremely moist lips. They’re like kissable cupcakes. It’s as if Sprinkles and Crumbs got together and made sweet love and had these delicious smoochable cupcake babies. – Hank Moody Quotes
The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me. – Hank Moody Quotes
I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. – Hank Moody Quotes
I see us becoming incredibly close. Great friends, eventually. After the part where you hate my guts for a long, cold winter. – Hank Moody Quotes
It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire. – Hank Moody Quotes
It’s just so hard to tell the difference between those that have a good heart and the ones that are just out there to win. – Hank Moody Quotes
It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything. – Hank Moody Quotes
You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her dreams. It’s not gentlemanly. – Hank Moody Quotes
I can’t keep apologizing for something I can’t change. All I can do is keep moving forward and try to become someone that you can love again. – Hank Moody Quotes
Nobody likes you. You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche. – Hank Moody Quotes
At the end of the day, it’s all about her. It’s always been about her.
Everything is so fucking crazy right now. I don’t feel like I can make the right move to save my life.
She was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I fucked it up again and again and again.
I’m just like my father. You know, there isn’t a woman that I’ve met that I haven’t fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years.
A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness
You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head.
“Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes later. You know, Life.
She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.
A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness
When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.
The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.
Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am.
Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!
Get it in while you can. It’ll all be gone soon enough. – Hank Moody Quotes
All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you. – Hank Moody Quotes
How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong? – Hank Moody Quotes
I pop a cassette into the Buick’s stereo. It’s the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows. The highway air tastes of fumes, but it still feels goddamn good to breathe
I don’t think that’s it. I think everybody’s got that special someone that gets under their skin and doesn’t go away. I think maybe you have that particular fungal property for him.
I’ve lost a lot of battles, but I’ve never lost sight of the war. My goal is to fight my way to a day when we’re old and gray and she looks at me and says ‘I’m glad you never gave up.’ Until then, I fight. No retreat, baby. No surrender.
I don’t just say shit. I mean, I do talk a lot of shit, but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Cities don’t change people. People don’t even change people. We are who we are.
Maybe we’re all out there, floating by ourselves in some big black void. But we build connections, you know? We build our own worlds with the people we love.
I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never.
That was not sex. That was naked poetry.
You’re right. You should probably do your best not to fall in love with me.
Maybe, you never know. I’ve always been quite the self-saboteur.
I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.
I guess I see myself as an enthusiast. A drug and alcohol enthusiast.

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