In 2012, when the first few episodes of ‘Gravity Falls’ were broadcast globally, they took their entire audience by a storm.

Not only was the sibling bond that its main characters, Dipper and Mabel, shared utterly memorable, but the platitudes shared by Bill Cipher and Grunke Stan during the show were great too. Such was its fantastic writing, that quotes from ‘Gravity Falls’ continue to rule social media today.

If you haven’t heard of it before, ‘Gravity Falls’ is an animated TV series. Created by Alex Hirsch, the mystery comedy is broadcast on Disney Channel and is loved by kids everywhere. If you loved our ‘Twilight quotes and ‘Turtles All The Way Down’ quotes, you might also like these ‘Gravity Falls’ quotes.

The Best ‘Gravity Falls’ Quotes From Bill

To open our list, here are a few of the most memorable quotes that one could hear Bill say during the course of the show!

1.”Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!”

–  Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, ‘Dreamscaperers’.

2.”Sure I am, what’s your point?”

–  Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, ‘Dreamscaperers’.

3.”You! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like when I’m mad?”

–  Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, ‘Dreamscaperers’.

4.”Gravity Falls, it is good to be back!”

–  Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, ‘Dreamscaperers’.

5.”A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future where everything you care about will change… Until then I’ll be watching you! I’ll be watching you…”

–  Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, ‘Dreamscaperers’.

6.”It’s funny how dumb you are!”

–  Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, ‘Dreamscaperers’.

7.”For one trillion years I’ve been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name’s Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!”

– Bill, Season 2: Episode 18, ‘Weirdmageddon Part 1’.

Quotes From Mabel Pines

The main characters of the series, Mabel Pines and Dipper Pines, were not only loved by kids but are among the most memorable characters out there. Here’s a compilation of some of the best Mabel quotes as heard on ‘Gravity Falls’.

8. “The future, is in the past. Onwards, Aoshima!”

– Mabel, Season 1: Episode 5, ‘The Inconveniencing’.

9. “Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will. I’m giving it all to Waddles.”

– Mabel, Season 2: Episode 5, ‘Soos And The Real Girl’.

10. “I’m legalizing everything!”

– Mabel, Season 1: Episode 8, ‘Irrational Treasure’.

11. “Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don’t let anyone ever tell you you aren’t smart or brave or worthy enough.”

– Mabel, ‘Gravity Falls: Journal 3’

12. “Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”

– Mabel, Season 1: Episode 17, ‘Boyz Crazy’s’

13. “Today, I learned that morality is relative!”

– Mabel, Season 2: Episode 15, ‘The Last Mabelcorn’.

14. “Romance is like gum: Once it’s lost its flavor, you just cram another one in.”

– Mabel, Season 2: Episode 9, ‘The Love God’.

Quotes About Friendship And Love

Whether it is from Mabel Pines and Dipper Pines, or Bill and Old Man Mcgucket, ‘Gravity Falls’ was full of quotes that revolved around friendship and love. Here are a few of the best ones that the characters say during the show.

15. “You can’t force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.”

– Dipper, Season 2: Episode 18, ‘Weirdmageddon Part 1’.

16. “Don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone?”

– Mabel, Season 2: Episode 9, ‘The Love God’.

17. “You’re scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I’m scared, too.”

– Mabel, Season 2: Episode 19, ‘Weirdmaggedon Part 2’.

18. “Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to Weirdmageddon!”

– Bill, Season 2: Episode 18, ‘Weirdmageddon Part 1’.

19. “If you accidentally eat the prize that comes inside your cereal, does that make you a specially-marked box?”

– Soos, Season 2: Episode 5, ‘Soos And The Real Girl’.

20. “I don’t know. I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand!”

– Dipper, Season 1: Episode 1, ‘Tourist Trapped’.

21. “It’s funny because marriage is terrible!”

– Grunkle, Season 1: Episode 2, ‘The Legend Of The Gobblewonker’.

‘Gravity Falls’ Quotes About The Universe

If you are looking for a quote that revolved around the world and the universe from the show, you’re in the right place! Read on to find out.

22. “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”

– Mabel, Season 1: Episode 9, ‘The Time Traveler’s Pig’.

23. “For tonight’s final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears”

-Stan, Season 1: Episode 4, ‘The Hand That Rocks The Mabel’.

24. “Dude, am I a side character?”

– Soos, Season 2: Episode 5, ‘Soos And The Real Girl’.

25. “Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for… teenagers”

– Dipper, Season 1: Episode 1, ‘Tourist Trapped’.

26. “Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder.”

– Stan, Season 1: Episode 10, ‘Fire Fighters’.

27. “Okay, I’m not actually laid back. I’m stressed, like, 24/7. Have you met my family?”

– Wendy, Season 2: Episode 7, ‘Society Of The Blind Eye’.

28. “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”

– Wendy, Season 1: Episode 5, ‘The Inconveniencing’.

29. “Bill thinks there’s no heroes in this world, but if we work together and fight back, we can defeat him. You wanna be Mabel’s hero? Stand up to Bill, and let us save her!”

– Dipper, Season 2: Episode 18, ‘Weirdmageddon Part 1’.

30. “Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.”

– Stanford Pines, Season 2: Episode 18, ‘Weirdmageddon Part 1’.

31.“We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There’s enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week… We’ll eat the butler.”

– Preston Northwest, Season 2: Episode 10, ‘Northwest Mansion Noir’.

Best Gravity Falls Quotes

• “-whispers– Take me with you.” – Mabel Pines to the royal employee (“Tourist Trapped”)
• “It’s funny because marriage is terrible!” – Stan Pines to Reginald and Rosanna (“The Legend of the Gobblewonker”)
• “I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my pal Ernie didn’t come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! –laughs– Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?” – Old Man McGucket (“The Legend of the Gobblewonker”)
• “Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing… Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!” – Stan (“Headhunters”)
• “You can run, but I’ll still be in your NIGHTMARES!” – Old Man McGucket (“Bottomless Pit!”)
• “By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped in some sort of crate-shaped box.” “It’s a crate, Mr. President.” – Quentin Trembley and Mabel Pines (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “Wood! My age-old enemy.” – Quentin Trembley (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “Hmm. How ’bout… that hole?” “We will leap through it!” – Mabel Pines and Quentin Trembley (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “Is that my third wife? Sandy?” – Quentin Trembley (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “Well, we didn’t fit through the hole. Let’s rebuild the box and try again!” “We gotta get out of here!” “Also good!” – Quentin Trembley and Dipper Pines (“Irrational Treasure)
• “I ate a salamander and jumped out the window.” – Quentin Trembley (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “As president of these several United States, I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened. And- and go on a delightful vacation. Ow! N’yeees!” – (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK.” – (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “But who would you have replace me?” “Mama.” “That old crone?!” “Ba ba ba…” “Chief Justice Num-Num, y-you’re spitting up on yourself! Now, ohh! Oh, come on! This is a courtroom! I… this… this is a dark day for America.” – Quentin Trembley and Chief Justice Num-Num (“Irrational Treasure”)
• “…I’ll get a new one.” – Pacifica Northwest when Sergei falls out of the golf cart as they’re fleeing the Lilliputians (“The Golf War”)
• “I’ll distract her while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe! It’s the only way!” “Soos these are children.” “The only WAAAAY!!!” – Soos Ramirez and Melody (“Soos and the Real Girl”)
• “Soos’ life is my soap opera.” – Abuelita (“Soos and the Real Girl”)
• “Hello tiny men stealing my pie.” – Lazy Susan Wentworth (“Society of the Blind Eye”)
• “I was THIS close to eating you Steve.” – Jeff (“Society of the Blind Eye”)
• “My name’s Mabel. Care to learn more? I bet you do. You like to learn.” – Mabel Pines to Gabe Bensen (“Sock Opera”)
• Guten-TAKE-ME-NOW!” – Mabel Pines (“Northwest Mansion Noir”)
• We can’t thank you enough… that’s enough.” – Mrs. Northwest to Dipper Pines (“Northwest Mansion Noir”)
• “We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There’s enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week. –whispers– We’ll eat the butler.” – Preston Northwest (“Northwest Mansion Noir”)
• “I don’t understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!” – Stan Pines (“Not What He Seems”)