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Best F*ck You Quotes 2021

Ways To Say “F*ck You” While Keeping It Classy Quotes

1. Don’t cry. Say “f*ck you” and smile”

 

2. “I don’t hate you it’s just… actually no, f**ck you.”

 

3. “My ‘give a f*ck’ is still broken but my ‘go f*ck yourself’ is fully functional.”

 

4. “F*ck you, I have enough friends.”

 

5. “Life is saying ‘F*ck it’ to those who matter, and ‘F*ck you’ to those who don’t.”

 

6. “Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma f*ck you up.”

7. “Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus.”

 

8. “F*ck you and goodnight”

 

9. “F*ck you for giving up on me.”

 

10. “Do what you want and f*ck them all.”

 

11. “F*ck off before I get unfriendly.”

 

12. “I don’t hold grudges, you just become irrelevant.”

13. “You give my middle finger an erection.”

 

14. “A douchebag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale’s vagina.”

 

15. “A wise woman once said, ‘F*ck this s**t’ and she lived happily ever after.”

 

16. “My attitude today is brought to you by, f*ck you.”

 

17. “I don’t mean to be rude, but, f*ck you.”

 

18. “If you show me you don’t give a f*ck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.”

19. “Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.”

 

20. “I’m really not miserable. I’m all peace, love, and F*ck you’s.”

 

21. “It’s Sunday, leave me the f*ck alone.”

 

22. “F*ck you, I was worth it.”

 

23. “My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to f*ck off.”

 

24. “Row row row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.”

25. “R.I.P. to the f*ck I almost gave.”

 

26. “I will not keep calm and you can f*ck off.”

 

27. “I could vomit just looking at you.” – Dorothy Zbornak

 

28. “If you don’t like me, remember it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter.”

 

29. “I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” – CoCo Chanel

 

30. “Can you see the ‘f*ck you’ in my smile?”

31. “If I was a bird, I know exactly who I’d s**t on.”

 

32. “Just when I thought I couldn’t hate you more, you prove me wrong by doing more stupid sh*t.”

 

33. “I don’t care what you think of me, because it can’t be half as bad as what I think of you.”

 

34. “Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.”

 

35. “You don’t like me and I don’t give a f*ck about you.”

 

36. “My middle finger salutes you.”

37. “If you can stop being a drama queen, that would be great.”

 

38. “Do me a favor and just f*ck off.”

 

39. “Oh wow! But f*ck you.”

 

40. “And that’s when I realized you’re not that f*cking great.”

 

41. “I am who I am and I don’t need your approval.”

 

42. “I hope one day, you choke on all the sh*t you talk.”

43. “Oh my. What a punchable face you have.”

 

44. “I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

 

45. “I don’t miss you. I miss the person you were pretending to be. F*ck you very much.”

 

46. “F*ck you. F*ck you. F*ck you. F*ck you. Oh and wait, f*ck you too.”

 

47. “I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.”

 

48. “It’s called karma and it’s pronounced ‘haha, f*ck you.'”

49. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m too tired for this. So, f*ck you.”

 

50. “I will punch you by accident on purpose, f*ck you.”

 

51. “IDGAF.”

 

52. “When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there… in case it needs help.”

 

53. “I’d b*tch less if you’d f*ck off more.”

 

54. “Goest & f*cketh thyself.”

55. ”Keep calm and say f*ck you.”

 

56. “Which part of f*ck you do you not understand?”

 

57. “Things have changed… I no longer give a f*ck.”

 

58. “Perhaps ‘f*ck you’ might be too kind?”

 

59. “Let’s play a game of f*ck off. You go first.”

 

60. “You can pretend you’re perfect all you want. Just remember some of us know the truth behind all your bullsh*t lies.”

61. “Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.”

 

62. “Sometimes the best revenge is to ignore them and be super happy… or you can tell them ‘f*ck you,’ they both give satisfaction.”

 

63. “You’re so fake Barbie is jealous.”

 

64. “If you don’t mean what you say, shut the f*ck up please.”

 

65. “Some people just need a high five…in the face…with a chair.”

 

66. “F*ck your memories, F*ck your fake feelings, and f*ck you.”

 

67. “I may look calm but in my head, I’ve killed you 5 times and yelled ‘F*ck you’ 12.”

 

68. “Some days I want to push you in front of a bus.”

 

69. “If I really was a b*tch, I’d make your life a living hell. But instead, I’ll just sit back and watch you do it yourself.”

70. “Don’t like me? F*ck off. Problem solved.”

 

71. “You’re f*cking annoying!”

 

72. “Stop assuming things you don’t know a sh*t about.”

73. “F*ck the ones who forgot you.”

 

74. “Keep calm and stay the f*ck out of my life.”

 

75. “No, f*ck you. You broke my heart.”

 

76. “People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.”

 

77. “2 words, 1 finger.”

78. “Hi, I don’t care. thanks.”

 

79. “I’m having one of those days where I want to set your f*cking face on fire and try to put I out with a fork. F*ck you!”

 

80.
“I would slap you, but that would be considered animal abuse.”

 

81. “You’re only alive because it’s illegal to kill you.”

 

82. “Cry me a river and drown in it, thanks!”

 

83. “Some people are like clouds. Once they f*ck off, it’s a beautiful day.”

 

84. “You should have two Facebook accounts, one for each face.”

 

85. “Go deep throat a cactus.”

86. “I see the assassins have failed.”

 

87. “I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it so f*ck off.”

 

88. “Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.”

 

89. “Revenge is beneath me. Accidents, however, will happen.”

 

90. “There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.”

 

91. “Sometimes I have to remind myself it’s just not worth the jail time.”

 

92. “Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.”

93. “I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.”

 

94. “I’d tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you there.”

 

95. “I don’t like to call it revenge… returning the favor sounds nicer.”

 

96. “My ‘walk passed you like we never met’ game is strong as f*ck.”

 

97. “There’s no need for me to get revenge on you. It looks like your parents’ genes have already done that for me.”

 

98. “If I blocked you on social media and you see me in these streets, the block still applies. F*ck you.”

 

99. “I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”

 

100. “And by ‘K’ I mean ‘f*ck you.'”

101. “Haha funny, f*ck you.”

 

102. “F*ck you, then.”

 

103. “Forgive and forget? Nah, f*ck you and f*ck that.”

 

104. “No offense, guys! Just kidding. F*ck all of you.”

 

105. “Never forget who the f*ck you are.”

 

106. “F*ck you, I’m worth it. And f*ck you for making me think for the slightest second I’m not.” — Naman

 

107. “I just want to say f*ck you every time you breathe.”

 

108. “I hate how you made me question myself when the problem was you all along.” — A.S.

 

109. “F*ck you, you f*ckin’ f*ck.” — Lip, “Shameless”

 

110. “Think twice before you give a f*ck.”

 

111. “A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to f*ck off.” — Gillian Flynn

  • “If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em!”
    ― John Waters
  • “Play it fuckin’ loud!”
    ― Bob Dylan
  • “Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn”
    ― Orson Welles
  • “in this land some of us fuck more than
    we die but most of us die
    better than we fuck”
    ― Charles Bukowski, Love Is a Dog from Hell
  • “Well I haven’t fucked much with the past,
    But I’ve fucked plenty with the future.

    – Babelogue

  • “Fuck this.
    Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won’t ever happen.”
    ― David Levithan, Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
  • “The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.”
    ― Samuel Beckett
  • “If you can’t say “Fuck” you can’t say, “Fuck the government.”
    ― Lenny Bruce
  • “Don’t fuck with me, fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.”
    ― Joan Crawford
  • “What kind of fuckery is this?”
    ― Amy Winehouse
  • “I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”
    ― Junnita Jackson
  • “Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.”
    ― Emme Rollins, Dear Rockstar
  • “if i’m going to fuck up my life, does it really matter which way i do it?.”
    ― Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls
  • “Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word… nothing actually happens.”
    ― Richard Curtis
  • “Fuck the world and never tell them I love you.”
    ― M.F. Moonzajer
  • “Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.”
    “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.”
    ― Elle Parker, Like Coffee and Doughnuts
  • “Please forgive me, Mother. I apologize for saying ‘fuck.'”

    Then he straightened and addressed Doug. “Which, by the way, was repeated sixty-seven times in this particular film. It has a running length of ninety-four minutes. So last night while watching it, she heard fuck, or a derivative thereof, spoken every one and a half minutes, give or take a few seconds. But if my saying fuck offended her, then I’m fucking sorry.”
    ― Sandra Brown, Smash Cut

  • “Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It’s almost utopian.”
    ― Lewis Black, The F-Word
  • “You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?”
    ― M.F. Moonzajer

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