‘Supernatural’ is a fantasy and drama fiction series.

The series was created by Eric Kripke. The first episode was broadcasted on September 13, 2005.

‘Supernatural’ follows the journey of two Winchester brothers as they hunt demons, ghosts, monsters, and other supernatural beings, travelling across the country in a car. The elder brother Dean Winchester, played by Jensen Ackles, has become a fan favorite because of his clever quips peppered throughout the series such as, “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.” Other memorable characters in the show are Sam Winchester, John Winchester and Castiel. Here are some Dean Winchester quotes that will make you fall in love with him again.

Dean Winchester Funny Quotes

Dean hunts supernatural beings with his brother while travelling in a car. Here are some Dean Winchester quotes that will leave you in stitches along with some sad Dean Winchester quotes.

1. “Tell me, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Two.

2. “Well hell, you know I’m in.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Two.

3. “Oh god, we’re not going to have to hug or anything, are we?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Three.

4. “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode One.

5. “Dad’s on a hunting trip… and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode One.

6. “Sam, this plane is going to crash, okay? So quit treating me like I’m friggin’ four.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Four.

7.  “‘Cause I’m an awesome brother. So what did you dream about?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Five.

8. “Sam, I’m tellin’ ya, I don’t think Dad wants to be found. Check this out. It’s a news item out of Planes Courier. Ankeny, Iowa. It’s only about a hundred miles from here.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Seven.

9. “Yeah. It won’t kill ‘em. But it’ll slow ‘em down.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Seven.

10. “Sam, he does what he does for a reason.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode 20.

11. “Call you? Are you kidding me? Dad, I called you from Lawrence, alright? Sam called you when I was dying. I mean, getting you on the phone – I got a better chance of winning the lottery.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode 21.

12. “I know what you’re thinking Sam. Why did it have to be clowns?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Two, Episode Two.

13. “Sam : Maybe it’s a coincidence. People’s hearts give out all the time, man.

Dean : No, they don’t.”

– ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode 12.

14. “Well, I’ll say it again. Demons I get. People are crazy.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode 15.

15. “I think I’m adorable.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Two, Episode 19.

16. “Dean: I’m Batman.

Sam: Yeah, you’re Batman…”

– ‘Supernatural’, Season Three, Episode Three.

17. “You’re the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I’ve been squashing my whole life… The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Five, Episode Four.

18. “You’re a doctor. You’re a medical professional. You’re trying to tell me that my brother’s life is in God’s hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Nine, Episode One.

19. “Our family is not cursed. We just… had our dark spots.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode 14.

20. “What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Three, Episode Three.

Cool Dean Winchester Quotes

Jensen Ackles portrays Dean Winchester in the popular Netflix series ‘Supernatural’.  Here are some of the best Dean Winchester quotes from the series.

21. “We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad… we lie.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Five, Episode Three.

22. “OK, look. I want a big funeral. All right? I’m talking epic. OK? Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band, and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season 11, Episode 23.

23. “I think the world’s gonna end bloody. But it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin’.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Three, Episode 12.

24. “So you’re saying we’ve got two super-famous, super annoyed ghosts killing their… super-fans?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Five, Episode Five.

25. “I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things, the family business.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season One, Episode Two.

26. “Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? What, Mom’s not supposed to live her life, Sammy’s not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Two, Episode 20.

27.” Right, you’re a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam!”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Three, Episode 11.

28. “Dean: Cas, hold up. What were you going to tell me?

Castiel: I learned my lesson while I was away Dean. I serve Heaven, I don’t serve man. And I certainly don’t serve you.”

– ‘Supernatural’, Season Four, Episode 20.

29. “Where the hell is Castiel?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Four, Episode 20.

30. “What’s this supposed to be, the suite life of Zach and Cas?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Four, Episode 22.

31. “Dude. Nicole Kidman was in the remake. Redhead. Hello.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Seven, Episode Five.

32. “Cas said if I don’t stop you, he will. See what that means, Sam? That means that God doesn’t want you doing this. So, are you just gonna stand there and tell me that everything is all good?”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Four, Episode Four.

33. “Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days… from this day to that… for one chance…”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Eight, Episode 11.

34. “Dean : Can’t believe I’ve teamed up with a demon again. Think I’d know better by now.

Belphegor : Teaming up with a Hunter. I could say the same.

Dean : Why are you helping?

Belphegor : I told you, I like Hell the way it was. I’m a good soldier. Escape attempt, 11:00.”

– ‘Supernatural’, Season 15, Episode Two.

35. “Well, no, but I would just like to have the odds in our favor as much as possible.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Eight, Episode 15.

36. “And tell them what? That the… the dead guy we stole from the morgue is alive and having a coronary.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Eight, Episode 16.

37. “Not half as good as I’m gonna feel when it’s yours.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Nine, Episode 17.

38. “I don’t know, Sammy. Looks like Jody might not need our help anymore.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season Nine, Episode 19.

39. “Sam : Just trying to catch up. So… Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?

Dean : Or he’s possessed. Seriously, think about it. So, I just got off the blower with Bobby.

Sam : Oh, yeah? You got anything else on this, uh, ‘Mother of All’ thing?

Dean : Uh, no, nothing solid. He says it’s quiet.”

– ‘Supernatural’, Season Six, Episode 13.

40. “It’s the ending where you grow old, you get sick and you just die.”

– Dean Winchester, ‘Supernatural’, Season 15, Episode 19.

Dean Winchester Quotes

• “So you’re saying we’ve got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts killing their…super-fans?”
• “Dean: You’re a zombie.
  
  Clay: I’m a taxpayer.”
• “Dean: I got to say, I’m a little disappointed.

  Sam: Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.

  Dean: Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”
• “Dean: So you’re sayin’ we’re both a couple of dumbasses?
  
  Castiel: I prefer the word ‘trusting.’ Less dumb. Less ass.”

• “Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you? That’s what that whole speech was about? You’re not afraid to die, are you? You’re afraid to be left in these chains forever. Well, you can sit here and rot, you son of bitch.”

 

• “Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.”
• “OK, look. I want a big funeral. All right? I’m talking epic. OK? Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band, and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.”
• “You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!”
• “’Course, there’s nothing more dangerous than some a-hole who thinks he’s on a holy mission.”
• “Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagen.”
• “Dean: We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad…we lie.
  
  Castiel: Why?

  Dean: Because. That’s how you become president.”
• “Dean: How do you feel?
  
  Sam: Like I got hit by a…planet.”
• “We going to fight or make out, ’cause I’m getting some real mixed signals here.”
• “Somebody goes over Niagara in a barrel, you gonna jump in and try to save them?”
• “Sam: This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.

  Dean: I don’t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? [shudders]”
• “Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is gonna sell like hotcakes.”

• “You’re either laughing because you’re scared or you’re laughing because you’re stupid.”
• “Dean: I’m not a demon any more.
  
  Cole: Were you a demon when you murdered my father?
  
  Dean: No.
  
  Cole: Then you’re still a monster.”
• “The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We’re stronger together than apart.”
• “Just a couple hours ago, I killed Death. I’m pretty much open for anything.”
• “Sam: Goodnight, jerk.
  
  Dean: ‘Night, bitch.”
• “Emma: You’re a good man. My mother told me that.

  Dean: I seriously doubt she said that. And if you knew me you would seriously doubt it’s true.”

 

• “Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex…that’s complicated. Hell ain’t complicated. Your problem ain’t hell. It’s you.”
• “Dean: Our family’s not cursed. We just…had our dark spots.

  Sam: [chuckles] Our dark spots are pretty dark.”
• “That’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what.”
• “You’re gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you’re compensating for something.”

 

• “Mary: Why does an angel want me dead?
  
  Dean: [uncomfortably] ‘Cause they’re dicks.”
• “Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I’m getting cirrhosis just watching this.”

• “Yeah, you know how I’m gonna deal? I’m gonna stuff my piehole, I’m gonna drink, and I’m gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world’s about to explode because it is.”
• “You’re a doctor. You’re a medical professional. You’re trying to tell me that my brother’s life is in God’s hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort? God has nothing to do with this equation at all.”
• “Dean: All right, well, let’s gear up. It’s wabbit season.

• “Well, there’s pretty much what we do know, that they screwed with financial markets, they helped Hitler get started, along with god knows what else—probably disco.”
• “Come on, man, I know Sam, OK, better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn.”
• “My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”

• “Dean: What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!

  Bela: Relax, it’s just a shoulder hit! I can aim!”

  — Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Bad Day at Black Rock
• “Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY.”
  — Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Metamorphosis