Daryl Dixon Quotes

1- “That’s it, come on. We’re done. Let’s go.” – Daryl Dixon

2- “Yeah, and people in hell want slurpees.” – Daryl Dixon

3- “That fire would have destroyed your land.” – Daryl Dixon

4- “Damn.. You are one ugly skank..” – Daryl Dixon

5- “I hope that hurts.” – Daryl Dixon

6- “Man, I’m gunna get shitfaced drunk!” – Daryl Dixon

7- “They got out before us, there’s got to be another way in.” – Daryl Dixon

8- “Look at him hanging up there like a big pinata. The other geeks came and ate all the flesh off his legs.” – Daryl Dixon

9- “I’m never gonna hate you.” – Daryl Dixon

10- “Am I the only one zen around here?” – Daryl Dixon

11- “Is that supposed to make me like you?” – Daryl Dixon

12- “I ain’t nobody’s bitch!” – Daryl Dixon

13- “I radioed your mom, so she knows not to go home, so she’s safe. That way she can find us.” – Daryl Dixon

14- “Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.” – Daryl Dixon

15- “You need to stay away from my camp.” – Daryl Dixon

16- “I ain’t gunna have your first drink be no damn Peach Schnapps.” – Daryl Dixon

17- “I was just going to say good luck.” – Daryl Dixon

18- “You better watch your mouth, sunshine.” – Daryl Dixon

19- “Gonna start with your fingers first. Then both your ears. Then we’ll take all your teeth.” – Daryl Dixon

20- “You lost your hand because you’re a simple-minded piece of shit!” – Daryl Dixon

21- “Nothing can take the place of someone you love being gone, but that doesn’t mean that everything that follows is gonna break your heart.” – Daryl Dixon

22- “I’m gonna stomp your ass!” – Daryl Dixon

23- “I may be the one walking away.. But you’re the one that’s leaving… again” – Daryl Dixon

24- “I ain’t no one’s bitch.” – Daryl Dixon

25- “Looks like a dog sat in paint, wiped it’s ass all over the place..” – Daryl Dixon

26- “I ain’t ever gonna kneel.” – Daryl Dixon

27- “You want to know what I was before all this? I was nobody. Nothing.” – Daryl Dixon

28- “All of us together… We’ll be their worst damn nightmare.” – Daryl Dixon

29- “That’s funny coming from a man who just put a gun to my head.” – Daryl Dixon

30- “Keep drinking, little man. I want to see how red your face can get.” – Daryl Dixon

31- “You go looking for aspirin, do what you need to do. Someone needs to have some balls to take care of this damn problem!” – Daryl Dixon

32- “I get why you did it. Why you took it. You were thinking about someone else. That’s why I can’t.” – Daryl Dixon

33- “Yep, you keep tellin’ yourself that.” – Daryl Dixon

34- “It ain’t just about getting by here. It’s about getting it all.” – Daryl Dixon

35- “I bet this cost some rich prick a lot of money.” – Daryl Dixon

36- “It’s a waste of time, all this hoping and praying.” – Daryl Dixon

37- “Peanut butter and jelly, diet soda, and pig’s feet. That’s a white trash brunch right there.” – Daryl Dixon

38- “Nobody can kill Merle but Merle.” – Daryl Dixon

39- “They picked up the pace in here, got up in a hurry. Things went bad.” – Daryl Dixon

40- “The line’s pretty clear. Zero tolerance for walkers, or them to be. Tolerance” – Daryl Dixon

41- “I’m close to finding this girl, I just found her damn doll two days ago.” – Daryl Dixon

42- “There’s a whole lot of people still got to die.” – Daryl Dixon

43- “I’m better on my own, I’ll be back before dark.” – Daryl Dixon

44- “Well, those guys’ tail lights zigzagging all over the road – figured he had to be Asian, driving like that.” – Daryl Dixon

45- “Call that payback for laughing about my itchy ass.” – Daryl Dixon

46- “It does if they could have gotten out.” – Daryl Dixon

47- “Climb down out of my asshole, man.” – Daryl Dixon

48- “Those douchebags in the vines took themselves out, holding hands, kumbaya-style.” – Daryl Dixon

49- “Man, I’m gonna get shit-faced drunk again.” – Daryl Dixon

50- “You’re a tough son of a bitch.” – Daryl Dixon

51- “Toughest asshole I ever met, my brother. Feed him a hammer, he’d crap out nails.” – Daryl Dixon

52- “Some days, I don’t know what the hell to think.” – Daryl Dixon

53- “You got some balls for a Chinaman.” – Daryl Dixon

54- “So was he older or younger?” – Daryl Dixon

55- “You look ridiculous.” – Daryl Dixon

DARYL DIXON QUOTES

“COME ON, PEOPLE. WHAT THE HELL?”

He could have ended there and I’d agree, but he adds even more sensible commentary: “It’s gotta be the brain. Don’t you know nothing?”
“FEED HIM A HAMMER, HE’D CRAP OUT NAILS.”

Daryl’s talking about Merle here, but it sounds like your sibling too, doesn’t it?
“IT’S A CHEROKEE ROSE… I BELIEVE THIS ONE BLOOMED FOR YOUR LITTLE GIRL.”

If only we could all be so sensitive in times of grief.
“YEAH, AND PEOPLE IN HELL WANT SLURPEES.”

I mean, for my sake, I hope that’s true.
“I’M DONE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE.”

This still applies if you haven’t even started.
“COME ON! I AIN’T GOT ALL DAY!”

Time’s money, people!
“HELL NO.”

Just because we grew up with guys like this doesn’t mean we wants to hang out with them now!
“LITTLE ASS-KICKER… THAT’S A GOOD NAME, RIGHT?”

It’s a FANTASTIC name.
“NO HIM, NO ME.”

AMC

Live together, die alone, and all that.
“I MAY BE THE ONE WALKING AWAY, BUT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S LEAVING.”

My burns are not that sick.
“FAITH AIN’T DONE S— FOR US.”

AMC

Faith is the name of my family dog, FYI.
“AIN’T GONNA HAVE YOUR FIRST DRINK BE NO DAMN PEACH SCHNAPPS.”

AMC

CAN I GET AN AMEN
“PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY, DIET SODA AND PIG’S FEET…”

AMC

Daryl calls it “a white trash brunch,” and if that’s the case, then throw me in the garbage, ‘cuz that sounds good.
“LOOKS LIKE A DOG SAT IN PAINT AND WIPED ITS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE.”

AMC

Sorry, Carol. He’s right.
“WE AIN’T THEM.”

AMC

No we ain’t.
“YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.”

AMC

Three words I think at my reflection every morning.
DOES SIGN LANGUAGE COUNT?

AMC

Because we all think this one A LOT.

Daryl Dixon Quotes

“I might be the one walking away, but you’re the one who’s leaving. Again.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 3: Home

“When the shit hits, you’re standing there with a shovel.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 4: Infected

“Jimmy: I want a gun.

Daryl Dixon: And people in hell want Slurpees.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 2: Chupacabra

“Nobody can kill Merle but Merle.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 1: Vatos

“Some days, I don’t know what the hell to think.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 5: Consumed

“Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 2: Secrets

“You’re a tough son of a bitch.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 4: Internment

“It’s a Cherokee Rose. The story is that when American soldiers were moving Indians off their land on the Trail of Tears, the Cherokee mothers were grieving and crying so much ’cause they were losing their little ones along the way from exposure and disease and starvation. A lot of them just disappeared. So the elders, they said a prayer; asked for a sign to uplift the mothers’ spirits, give them strength and hope. The next day this rose started to grow where the mothers’ tears fell.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 2: Cherokee Rose

“Daryl Dixon: Those douchebags in the vines took themselves out, holding hands, kumbaya-style.

Bob Stookey: They wanted to go out together same as they lived. That makes them douchebags?

Daryl Dixon: It does if they could have gotten out.

Bob Stookey: Everybody makes it, till they don’t. People nowadays are dominoes. What they did, maybe it’s about not having to watch them fall.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 4: Indifference

“Daryl Dixon: You know, my mom, she liked her wine. She liked to smoke in bed. Virginia Slims. I was playing out with the kids in the neighborhood. I could do that with Merle gone. They had bikes, I didn’t. We heard sirens getting louder. They jumped on their bikes, ran after it, you know, hoping to see something worth seeing. I ran after them, but I couldn’t keep up. I ran around a corner and saw my friends looking at me. Hell, I saw everybody looking at me. Fire trucks everywhere. People from the neighborhood. It was my house they were there for. It was my mom in bed burnt down to nothing. That was the hard part. You know, she was just gone. Erased. Nothing left of her. People said it was better that way. I don’t know. Just made it seem like it wasn’t real, you know?

Carl Grimes: I shot my mom. She was out. Hadn’t turned yet. I ended it. It was real. I’m sorry about your mom.

Daryl Dixon: I’m sorry about yours.”

— Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead, Season 3: Hounded