Best Cigar Quotes 2021

#1 “There is nothing like a good cigar, and this is nothing like a good cigar.” — Kelsey Grammer as “Dr. Fraiser Crane” on “Cheers”

Kelsey Grammer as Dr. Fraiser Crane on "Cheers"


#2 “Gentlemen, you may smoke.” — King Edward VII

Famous cigar quotes: King Edward VII

#3 “Throughout my life, cigars have played different roles for me. They fit easily and well in the various stages and experiences I’ve had — like a companion, almost. If you’ve smoked a long time, as I have, they become part of you.” — LeRoy Neiman

LeRoy Neiman


#4 “What is the difference between a $10 (cigar) and a $2 cigar? Eight bucks.” — Lou Rothman

Lou Rothman on the cost of cigars


#5 “It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.” — Mark Twain

Famous cigar quotes: Mark Twain on rules of smoking


#6 “No one can tell me what is a good cigar for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know, say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.” — Mark Twain

Mark Twain on good cigars


#7 “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.” — Mark Twain

Mark Twain on cigar interruptions


#8 “If heaven has no cigars, I shall not go there.” — Mark Twain

Mark Twain on Heaven and cigars


#9 “I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.” — Mark Twain

Mark Twain on cigar rules


#10 “There’s a ritual about smoking a cigar that slows my clock down.” — Matthew McConaughey

Famous cigar quotes: Matthew McConaughey on smoking rituals


#11 “No cigar or pipe smoking, except for Red Auerbach.” — the menu at Legal Seafood in Boston

The Menu at Legal Seafood in Boston on cigars vs. Red Auerbach


#12 “Cigar smoking by its very nature is much more reflective than interactive.” — Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas on smoking


#13 “It is the most relaxing thing. Every time I get to a point where everything is coming at me, I would rather just sit back and smoke a cigar and relax.” — Michael Jordan

Famous cigar quotes: Michael Jordan on cigars and relaxation


#14 “Well, grab a cigar, boys. Yeah. It’s time to celebrate.” — Michael Richards as “Kramer” on “Seinfeld”

Michael Richards as Kramer on "Seinfeld"


#15 “Cigars solicit conversation. You see someone smoking a cigar and you feel instantly closer to them.” — Michael Stahan

Famous cigar quotes: Michael Stahan on smoking and conversations


#16 “Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.” — Moliere

Moliere on tobacco


#17 “Cigars force me to slow down and live in the present.” — Muata Onyemachi

Famous cigar quotes: Muata Onyemachi on cigar life


#18 “My favorite cigar is a free cigar.” — Nelson Monteiro


Nelson Monteiro on free cigars


#19 “Right now, we are technologically stressed, and people want to take a break from that stress and reward themselves with a great cigar.” — Nestor Andres Plascencia

Nelson Andres Plascencia on rewarding yourself with cigars


#20 “Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.” — P. J. O’Rourke

Famous cigar quotes: P. J. O'Rourke on cigar lifestyle


#21 “I’ll smoke anything anybody gives me.” — Peter Falk

Peter Falk on smoking cigars


#22 “Puffing on a good cigar just slows everything down and allows me to relax.” — Phil Jackson

Phil Jackson on smoking cigars


#23 “A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.” — Raul Julia

Raul Julia on cigars and memories


#24 “Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar?” — Raul Julia

Raul Julia on therapy vs. cigars


#25 “I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.” — Richard Carleton

Richard Carleton on nothing better than a good cigar


#26 “Cigars are great tools for socializing and celebrating the good times. They also help you to reflect and relax during difficult ones.” — Rick Pitino

Famous cigar quotes: Rick Pitino on celebration cigars

Quotes and Sayings About Cigar

  • The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

    George Sand
  • There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

    Raul Julia
  • Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!

  • I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.

    Richard Carleton
  • My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

    Winston Churchill
  • A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.

    Raul Julia
  • Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.

    Mark Twain
  • Maybe it’s like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.

    Raul Julia
  • Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

    Alfred de Musset
  • I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

    Mark Twain
  • A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

    Guillermo Cabrera Infante
  • Life’s too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

    Don Johnson
  • I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

    Rush Limbaugh
  • If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won”t go.

    Mark Twain
  • My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

    Sigmund Freud
  • It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

    Abraham Lincoln
  • Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

    Lynda Barry
  • By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men’s souls.

    John Galsworthy
  • On a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul.

  • After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.

    Brad Shaw
  • A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

    Rudyard Kipling
  • Aficionado my ass…I just love to smoke cigars

    James Woods
  • Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.

    Raul Julia
  • The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

    Jack Nicholson
  • If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

    Mark Twain
  • A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

    Franz Liszt
  • A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

    George Sand
  • What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had with men have been over a cigar.

    James Belushi
  • Love: It is like a cigar. If it goes out, you can light it again but it never tastes quite the same.

    Archibald Wavell, 1st Earl Wavell
  • Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.

    Guillermo Cabrera Infante
  • When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.

    Charles Spurgeon
  • A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.

    Robert M. Gates
  • Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

    Joan Collins
  • There’s something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It’s like a fine wine. There’s a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

    Demi Moore
  • A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

    Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
  • If you can’t send money, send tobacco.

    George Washington
  • I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

    Winston Churchill
  • A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

    Groucho Marx
  • More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

    Mark Twain
  • A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”

    Horace Greeley
  • I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

    Ron White
  • Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

    George Burns
  • I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

    Mark Twain
  • I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

    Johnny Depp
  • You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.

    Aldous Huxley
  • I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

    Thomas Mann
  • There’s something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

    D. L. Hughley
  • Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.

    Albert Einstein
  • Cigar smoking by it’s very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

    Michael Douglas
  • A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.

    Malcolm Forbes

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