#1 “There is nothing like a good cigar, and this is nothing like a good cigar.” — Kelsey Grammer as “Dr. Fraiser Crane” on “Cheers”
#2 “Gentlemen, you may smoke.” — King Edward VII
#3 “Throughout my life, cigars have played different roles for me. They fit easily and well in the various stages and experiences I’ve had — like a companion, almost. If you’ve smoked a long time, as I have, they become part of you.” — LeRoy Neiman
#4 “What is the difference between a $10 (cigar) and a $2 cigar? Eight bucks.” — Lou Rothman
#5 “It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.” — Mark Twain
#6 “No one can tell me what is a good cigar for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know, say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.” — Mark Twain
#7 “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.” — Mark Twain
#8 “If heaven has no cigars, I shall not go there.” — Mark Twain
#9 “I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.” — Mark Twain
#10 “There’s a ritual about smoking a cigar that slows my clock down.” — Matthew McConaughey
#11 “No cigar or pipe smoking, except for Red Auerbach.” — the menu at Legal Seafood in Boston
#12 “Cigar smoking by its very nature is much more reflective than interactive.” — Michael Douglas
#13 “It is the most relaxing thing. Every time I get to a point where everything is coming at me, I would rather just sit back and smoke a cigar and relax.” — Michael Jordan
#14 “Well, grab a cigar, boys. Yeah. It’s time to celebrate.” — Michael Richards as “Kramer” on “Seinfeld”
#15 “Cigars solicit conversation. You see someone smoking a cigar and you feel instantly closer to them.” — Michael Stahan
#16 “Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.” — Moliere
#17 “Cigars force me to slow down and live in the present.” — Muata Onyemachi
#18 “My favorite cigar is a free cigar.” — Nelson Monteiro
#19 “Right now, we are technologically stressed, and people want to take a break from that stress and reward themselves with a great cigar.” — Nestor Andres Plascencia
#20 “Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.” — P. J. O’Rourke
#21 “I’ll smoke anything anybody gives me.” — Peter Falk
#22 “Puffing on a good cigar just slows everything down and allows me to relax.” — Phil Jackson
#23 “A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.” — Raul Julia
#24 “Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar?” — Raul Julia
#25 “I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.” — Richard Carleton
#26 “Cigars are great tools for socializing and celebrating the good times. They also help you to reflect and relax during difficult ones.” — Rick Pitino
Quotes and Sayings About Cigar
The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.
Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.
Maybe it’s like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.
Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.
Life’s too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won”t go.
My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men’s souls.
On a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul.
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Aficionado my ass…I just love to smoke cigars
Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.
A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.
What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had with men have been over a cigar.
Love: It is like a cigar. If it goes out, you can light it again but it never tastes quite the same.
Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.
There’s something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It’s like a fine wine. There’s a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
If you can’t send money, send tobacco.
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.
There’s something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.
Cigar smoking by it’s very nature is much more reflective than interactive.
A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.