I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it’s so much harder to detect when it’s around you all day.

I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.

People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.

If you’re really successful at bullshitting, it means you’re not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

Apparently people don’t like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, ‘Oh! Wait a minute – I was wrong.’ I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

There’s the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don’t know and know you don’t know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don’t.

Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

I love you is eight letters…then again, so is bullshit.

I got this bad allergy – I’m allergic to bullshit.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullshit before.

I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.

Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday’s truth is today’s bullshit. Even yesterday’s liberating insight is today’s jail of stale explanation.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I’m an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.

I’m just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they be mad at that?

People say it takes 10 years to change your life. It’s bullshit. It takes a moment, a second. But it may take you 10 years to get to the point of finally saying, “Enough.”

I want to be around these positive, expressive people who are doing something different and who also want to get the hell out of there and don’t want to be around basic human bullshit.

People always say it’s harder to heal a wounded heart than a wounded body. Bullshit. It’s exactly the opposite—a wounded body takes much longer to heal. A wounded heart is nothing but ashes of memories. But the body is everything. The body is blood and veins and cells and nerves. A wounded body is when, after leaving a man you’ve lived with for three years, you curl up on your side of the bed as if there’s still somebody beside you. That is a wounded body: a body that feels connected to someone who is no longer there.

My bullshit meter is reading that as ‘false’.

To be scientifically literate is
to empower yourself to
know when someone else is
full of bullshit.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!

It’s not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

…”better to have loved and lost” bullshit. Don’t show me paradise and then burn it down.

I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

The bullshit never ends. That’s the main thing to remember. It never ends.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

You have more power, more control than you could possibly imagine. My heart is in your hands. That’s not bullshit. I’m not saying stuff I think you want to hear in order to manipulate you. I can’t be any more honest than this. I’m yours, baby. I’m putting it out there. My heart, my soul, it all belongs to you.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.

Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.

I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.

Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.

Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

There are so many layers of bullshit and everything sounds the same.

Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers.

Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.

Avant-garde is French for bullshit

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I wouldn’t give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don’t take any of it too seriously.

To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That’s what I’m trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else.

Don’t bullshit’ just play.

Every time you’re exposed to advertising in America you’re reminded that this country’s most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.

There is no definition of a mental disorder. It’s bullshit. I mean, you just can’t define it.

You’re like a tornado of bullshit right now. We’ll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else’s house.

When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion… Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.

History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody understands at the time–and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.

It’s such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It’s obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from another country got a job that they feel should’ve been given to them. But that’s what people voted against here. They voted against the movement of labor – that kind of fluidity – because they want a Britain that no longer exists, and they can’t get it.

Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit.

If you are a straightforward racing driver you should always see your limits. You have to be objective and not come up with any bullshit.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They’re like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

I love the bullshit morning shows. They’re so stupid but I love them.

Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let them engage with Normal Life are bullshit artists of the highest degree, looking to excuse their antisocial tendencies and bad manners away with a flourish of vocabulary and the semantic waving of hands.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.” “Eh?” “Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

Your bullshit culture licking can’t stop the death watch ticking.

I like terrifying. Modeling’s terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a challenge. Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts go away because you’re focused on making sure everything’s working. I like being in that place.

Anybody’s true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.