Best Bullshitter Quotes 2021

  • I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it’s so much harder to detect when it’s around you all day.

    Dane Cook
  • I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.

  • People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

    Megan Fox
  • I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

    Elizabeth Taylor
  • Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.

    Will Smith
  • People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.

    Tarryn Fisher
  • If you’re really successful at bullshitting, it means you’re not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

    Tupac Shakur
  • You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

    Chris Rock
  • Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

    Harry Frankfurt
  • Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

    Chuck Palahniuk
  • Apparently people don’t like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, ‘Oh! Wait a minute – I was wrong.’ I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

    Lemmy Kilmister
  • There’s the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don’t know and know you don’t know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don’t.

    Rick Yancey
  • Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.

    Edward Abbey
  • The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

    Oliver Sykes
  • Money talks, bullshit walks.

    Stephen King
  • Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

    Elton John
  • I love you is eight letters…then again, so is bullshit.

    Ville Valo
  • I got this bad allergy – I’m allergic to bullshit.

    Jim Cornette
  • Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullshit before.

    Tommy Cooper
  • I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.

    Mel Brooks
  • Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday’s truth is today’s bullshit. Even yesterday’s liberating insight is today’s jail of stale explanation.

    Brad Blanton
  • Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I’m an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

    Chuck Palahniuk
  • Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

    Eric Ambler
  • Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

    Ernest Hemingway
  • The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.

    Jordan Belfort
  • I’m just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they be mad at that?

    Janis Joplin
  • Tony Robbins quote: People say it takes 10 years to change your life. It's bullshit. It...People say it takes 10 years to change your life. It’s bullshit. It takes a moment, a second. But it may take you 10 years to get to the point of finally saying, “Enough.”

    Tony Robbins
  • I want to be around these positive, expressive people who are doing something different and who also want to get the hell out of there and don’t want to be around basic human bullshit.

    Babatunde Adebimpe
  • People always say it’s harder to heal a wounded heart than a wounded body. Bullshit. It’s exactly the opposite—a wounded body takes much longer to heal. A wounded heart is nothing but ashes of memories. But the body is everything. The body is blood and veins and cells and nerves. A wounded body is when, after leaving a man you’ve lived with for three years, you curl up on your side of the bed as if there’s still somebody beside you. That is a wounded body: a body that feels connected to someone who is no longer there.

    Xiaolu Guo
  • My bullshit meter is reading that as ‘false’.

    Charlaine Harris
  • To be scientifically literate is
    to empower yourself to
    know when someone else is
    full of bullshit.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Audrey Hepburn quote: Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!

    Audrey Hepburn
  • It’s not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.

    Don Van Vliet
  • Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

    Harry Caray
  • The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

    Harry Frankfurt
  • …”better to have loved and lost” bullshit. Don’t show me paradise and then burn it down.

    Harlan Coben
  • Elizabeth Gilbert quote: I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in...I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

    Elizabeth Gilbert
  • Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

    Henry Rollins
  • The bullshit never ends. That’s the main thing to remember. It never ends.

    Sam Lipsyte
  • The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

    Jon Stewart
  • You have more power, more control than you could possibly imagine. My heart is in your hands. That’s not bullshit. I’m not saying stuff I think you want to hear in order to manipulate you. I can’t be any more honest than this. I’m yours, baby. I’m putting it out there. My heart, my soul, it all belongs to you.

    Maya Banks
  • The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

    P. J. O’Rourke
  • One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.

    Harry Frankfurt
  • Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.

    Harry Frankfurt
  • I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.

    Bill Hicks
  • Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.

    Brian K. Vaughan
  • Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.

    Charlie Parker
  • It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

    Harry Frankfurt
  • I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.

    Vin Diesel
  • Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

    Chuck Palahniuk
  • There are so many layers of bullshit and everything sounds the same.

    Sarah Barthel
  • Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers.

    John Green
  • Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.

    Eric Clapton
  • Avant-garde is French for bullshit

    John Lennon   
  • Donald Trump quote: This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is...This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

    Donald Trump
  • I wouldn’t give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don’t take any of it too seriously.

  • To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That’s what I’m trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else.

    Janis Joplin
  • Don’t bullshit’ just play.

    Wynton Marsalis
  • Every time you’re exposed to advertising in America you’re reminded that this country’s most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.

    George Carlin
  • There is no definition of a mental disorder. It’s bullshit. I mean, you just can’t define it.

    Jon Rappoport
  • You’re like a tornado of bullshit right now. We’ll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else’s house.

    Justin Halpern
  • When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion… Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.

    George Carlin
  • History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody understands at the time–and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

    Hunter S. Thompson
  • The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.

    William Gibson
  • It’s such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It’s obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from another country got a job that they feel should’ve been given to them. But that’s what people voted against here. They voted against the movement of labor – that kind of fluidity – because they want a Britain that no longer exists, and they can’t get it.

    Dylan Moran
  • Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit.

    Stanley Hauerwas
  • If you are a straightforward racing driver you should always see your limits. You have to be objective and not come up with any bullshit.

    Niki Lauda
  • Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They’re like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

    Chuck Palahniuk
  • I love the bullshit morning shows. They’re so stupid but I love them.

    Ben Dreyfuss
  • Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let them engage with Normal Life are bullshit artists of the highest degree, looking to excuse their antisocial tendencies and bad manners away with a flourish of vocabulary and the semantic waving of hands.

    Matt Fraction
  • As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.” “Eh?” “Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

    Jim Butcher
  • Your bullshit culture licking can’t stop the death watch ticking.

    Ozzy Osbourne
  • I like terrifying. Modeling’s terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a challenge. Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts go away because you’re focused on making sure everything’s working. I like being in that place.

    Daria Werbowy
  • Anybody’s true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

    Chuck Palahniuk

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