Best Bill Cipher Quotes 2021

Best Bill Cipher Quotes For All Gravity Falls Fans

Bill Cipher is the prime antagonist of the popular animated show, ‘Gravity falls’ and is depicted as a Dream-Demon who has a feud with the Pines family and sought to spread anarchy and destruction all over the world.

He comes from a universe much older and bigger than that of other nightmare beings and had lived in the Second Dimension which he deemed as flat and is accidentally summoned by Stanford Pines. His weirdly sadistic nature clubbed with his unnatural sense of humor is what makes him one of the most famous animated villains of all time.

Bill Cipher appears to be a two-dimensional triangular yellow pyramid shape with an eye in the middle donning a hat and a bowtie. It is highly suggestive of the symbol of the Illuminati or the Eye of Providence. He even changes color from yellow to red in moments of extreme anger with his irises turning black as well. His personality has been described as cunning and non-scientific, practical, who serves more like a comic relief rather than an actual villainous character every time he appears in an episode during the series. He has an iconic catchphrase “The universe is a hologram” and is very popular as one of the most unusual villainous characters. He is voiced by actor Alex Hirch and does not seem to have any particular weakness as he is a being with pure energy. Here is a list of Bill Cipher quotes from the series, along with Mabel and Dipper, plus including what he says to Gideon when he leaves and also Bill Cipher quotes what am I like.

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‘Gravity Falls’ Bill Cipher Quotes

Amongst most famous Bill Cipher quotes, "Reality is an illusion" is most quotes from the show.

Bill Cipher is an iconic and legendary animated cartoon villain who may not look very intimidating, but sure is one of the most powerful beings in the universe of Nightmare beings in the animated TV show ‘Gravity Falls’. Here is a list of some of the most famously known Bill Cipher quotes including quotes by him when he became a human.

1. “Remember: reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

2. “It’s funny how dumb you are!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

3. “Once I get my hands on you, I’ll disassemble your molecules!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

4. “This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

5. “I have some children I gotta make into corpses!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

6. “Gravity falls, it is good to be back.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

7. “Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

8. “Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn’t get any better!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

9. “Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

10. “You’re awfully persistent, pine tree.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

Bill Cipher Human Quotes And Other Quotes

If you're a fan here to read Bill Cipher quotes, "weirdmageddon" will ring a bell.

Are you a fan of the most iconic villain of all time? This animated show has one that sure looks like an adorable version of the Illuminati symbol but he is very powerful, having the ability to put everything into chaos. Bill Cipher had even become human temporarily when he had switched bodies with dipper. Here is a list of some of the most famous Bill Cipher quotes and even quotes from when he became a human.

11. “I mean, who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb sibling?”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

12. “Sure I am what’s your point?”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

13. “Hahaha stupid flesh bags don’t know anything”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

14. “Human soda! I’m gonna drink it like a person!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

15. “Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

16. “Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

17. “We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, oh, I know we’ll meet again some sunny day!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

18. “How ’bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

19. “Hey, want to hear my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

20. “Here, have a head that’s always screaming.”

-Bill Cipher, ‘Gravity Falls’.

1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he’s the main villain I love his quotes!

This one really…speaks to me. This is how I see the world I want to live in.

It makes us all question the government… That’s a good thing!

Yep, this has been one of my favorite quotes for a long time.

2Pain is hilarious!

I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper’s body was dead while being possessed…

I feel just like bill in this. pain to me is just a small tickle in my body without the feeling of the intense burning

Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.

3 It’s funny how dumb you are

Always wanted to say it to someone, never could.

I need to say this to one of my friends.

Everyone knows this one

This quote is amazing

4 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

I’ve got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I’m such an obsessive geek

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

This is very cool and it feels powerful!

5 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

When I watched that episode I was like wow bill your very good at impressions.

Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!

Accurate. Bill could be a great impressionist

Bill’s sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

6 Here, have a head that’s always screaming

Thanks! It’s what I’ve always wanted!

That’s Bill for you!

I’d love one, thanks!

7 I’m going to drink it like a human

I keep doing this with my sparkling ice.

I find this quote hilarious.


This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means…
P.s anyone, want to summon him?

Thanks Bill! Know I know what incantation to use next time someone tries kill me

I like to see him die

Bill will be back

9 You are smart. Especially the fat one
10 Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!

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Ahh my eye! Do you have any idea how long it took me to regenerate that?!?

“Pain is hilarious”

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11 How ’bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face

That isn’t the right quote :0
It was ”How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ”

My go to threat nowadays

I can already do that

That’s not right

12 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

Nightmares! For you, kid!

13 I’ll hold my horses. I’ll hold them. You monster

‘I’ll hold my horses… I’ll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.’
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

I really liked this one.

Oh, I’ll hold them

14 I’m always watching you

And I’m watching you

15 Once I get my hands on you, I’ll disassemble your molecules!

I’m going to have to ask my science teacher about this…

Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-;

Such a badass line bill.

16Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things…. Change…
17 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.

Eat apples not children

18Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

For the one’s that didn’t get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell’s you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.

Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

I need to say this. I should a shirt with this on.

No need to remind me

19 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

20We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, oh, I know we’ll meet again some sunny day!

I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt…the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was “some sunny day”

You’re in the penthouse suite, kid!

It’s a god song

21 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!

Something I say to many people after a long trip.

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

Yes, yes I did. My favorite quote.

22For one trillion years I’ve been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name’s Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

I like this one, it is awesome and once I can escape gravity falls, this is exactly what I will say, but that stupid forcefield is keeping me in

That sounds t
Like crap

23 Oh no it’s Bill. Right? Isn’t that what you’re all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren’t you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Oh no Gideon’s in trouble
Gideon’s mind: I can buy and sell you old man…oh wait your not my dad

Haha I was like Stanley, Stanford, you ruined it by bickering!

Bill is my dad

24 I think I know a guy!!
25 Hahaha stupid flesh bags don’t know anything

9/10, would use again on my friends. Told I’m also a flesh-bag, but other than that, it’s a good quote.

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