Alone On Valentine’s Day Quotes

I love being single. It’s almost like being rich. Sue Grafton
If being in love is what it means to be free, then this Valentine’s Day my heart is in solitary confinement!
This February 14th, take a moment to laugh thoroughly at your singlehood, everybody else does!

I had every intent of celebrating Valentine’s Day, but when Cupid got around to me it seems he had run out of arrows.
If singleness were a crime, you, my friend, would certainly be one of the most dangerous criminals on planet Earth.
One of the biggest pros of being single is that you’re 100% sure you haven’t get yourself involved with the wrong person.
If lovers get half price off on Valentine’s Day, then singles should just get everything for free.

I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like…it’s working out. I think I’m the One! Emily Heller

It sucks spending Valentine’s Day alone, but at least I’ll have more money to spend to make myself happy!
Singlehood is good on your pocket. Wishing a fantastic Valentine’s Day to you.
Does anyone know the perfect gift to get a robot to wish it a Happy Valentine’s Day?
This Valentine’s Day, I want to give a mighty shout-out to all my peeps for still having the courage to smile despite being as single as f**k!

When you are single you can’t be dating the wrong person.

This fine V-Day, I’m going to spend every single cent I have on my one and only love – me.
I dumped my girlfriend on February 13th in hopes that being alone on Valentine’s Day will make me appreciate her more.
I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love.

I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine Days spent alone.
I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.
Me and an entire box of chocolate all to myself is a match made in heaven!
By God, I shall spend the entire Valentine’s Day with the love of my life…Myself!
I gave my no-good boyfriend the boot earlier this month, making this the happiest Valentine’s Day I’ve had in years!

Singledom might not be the best for you, but it surely is great for your purse on V-Day!
If Cupid is such an advocate of intimate love, then why is that he has never been spotted with a girlfriend or wife, not even on Valentine’s Day? Something is definitely not right!
My quest to spend every Valentine’s Day alone is based on a personal goal of achieving spiritual oneness.
My girlfriend is 1000 miles away this Val’s Day, and I want to extend her my sincerest holiday wishes that she stay there!
If you could get a good look at my ex, then you would see why I now consider Valentine’s Day more like Halloween.

If I actually had enough money to celebrate a holiday as frivolous as Valentine’s Day, then my girlfriend from last year would still be around.
I’m like a one-man shipping vessel on Valentine’s Day – mateless.
I’m single because I’m so hot that I literally burn anyone that comes closer to me.
I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. The only problem is she’s invincible.
Had singleness been an Olympic sport, I would surely win multiple gold medals.
During Valentine’s Days like this, I feel like going back in time and freeing the love of my love from being trapped in a condom.

After I got finished dealing with him for his last screw-up Cupid is thoroughly afraid of even looking my direction on Valentine’s Day.
There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!
Cupid pulled out his biggest arrow, aimed right at my heart and fired with all his might – but still missed.
I guess I’d just have to date myself today.
Whoever aborted the love of my life will not escaped my vengeance.
It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m going to do it solo like Demi Lovato!
This Valentine, I can’t help but envy my calendar simply because it has dates whereas I don’t.
Forever a proud member of the Association of Single Men and Women!
When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!
The reason I’m single this February 14th is because Kanye West stole Kim Kardashian from me.

A few people have the privilege of enjoying Valentine’s Day with someone they truly love, but even fewer have the blessing of enjoying it even more alone!
I like to look myself more as a free agent than a lonely single on Valentine’s Day.
Valentine’s Day is appropriately the only holiday where the popular character that symbolizes the occasion is brandishing a very deadly weapon. Thank God I’m single!
Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination.
The faithful pizza delivery man, who lovingly spreads pepperoni over the cheese, is the only Valentine I need this year.

The way that I’m always forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone makes me believe that Cupid has a personal beef with me.
Cupid called and said he can’t make it over this February 14th as it seems the TSA detained him for carrying what they perceive as suspicious-looking chocolates.
If Valentine’s Day is all about affection and chocolate, then it should be a holiday dedicated to appreciating fat people.
Since I don’t have a partner, on Valentine’s Day, I will go around and collect Cupid’s broken arrow and then sell it back to him on eBay.
If acquiring a boyfriend was as easy as becoming fat, I certainly would have had one to share my Valentine’s Day with.

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