60 Fun Halloween Puns to Creep It Real at Your Spook-tacular Celebration

60 Fun Halloween Puns to Creep It Real at Your Spook-tacular Celebration

Halloween Puns Halloween doesn’t have to be all about spooks and scares! Between all that pumpkin carving and marathon candy-eating, keep things silly this season with the best laughs and giggles, thanks to this list of scary-good Halloween puns that are sure to get all the ghouls and gals howling with laughter. After all, there’s no other holiday that calls for being more clever and creative — or downright silly, for that matter!

Halloween Monster Puns

  • Ghouls just want to have fun!
  • Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
  • It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
  • Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
  • Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
  • I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
  • You’re just my (blood) type.
  • Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
  • Let’s have some skele-fun!
  • Beware of Resting Witch Face.
  • Fangs for the memories.

Halloween Candy Puns

  • No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
  • Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
  • Stop goblin up all my candy!
  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream”!
  • Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!
  • Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.
  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
  • Bone appetit!
  • I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
  • Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don’t let it go to waist!
  • Twix or treat!
  • Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
  • Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!

Halloween Pumpkin Puns

    • Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!
    • Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
    • I’m way ahead of the carve.
    • Go big or gourd home!
    • Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
    • This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
    • Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
    • Aren’t these pumpkins gourd-geous?
    • It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!

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