The best part of Halloween is the candy and the costumes, right? Wrong. Halloween is great because it’s the time of year when you can start telling Halloween jokes about mummies, vampires, witches, werewolves, ghosts and all sorts of monsters non-stop, which, if you have a very little one is great news. But what are the best Halloween jokes for kids? Perhaps that’s the wrong question, instead, the real question is: What are the corniest and silliest Halloween jokes for kids? Like all good dad jokes, we believe that the best Halloween jokes should always border-on being slightly unbearable for a thinking adult. If you’re not cringing inside while telling a spooky Halloween joke, you’re obviously doing it wrong.
Here are some of the best Halloween jokes we’ve managed to pull out of the humor graveyard. These jokes are scary, for sure, but mostly because the corniness ahead is truly horrific. You’ve been warned!
Q.What can you catch from a vampire in wintertime?
Q. What do ghosts like do drink the most?
Q. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?