Halloween is just around the corner and we know you’re on the hunt for Halloween quotes to use as perfectly cheeky Instagram captions this spooky season.

Take a peek at our list of thirteen Halloween-worthy Instagram captions; from spooky Instagram captions to funny Halloween puns, we’ve got something for every ghoul and witch! Remember to make the most of stories and also get as much live content out there are you can!

Halloween Captions

Halloween Quote #1

“I’m here for the boos”

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This cheeky one-liner is a Halloween quote that we’ve picked up from our friends @dixieandtwine. They have the most rad assortment of Party decorations that you’ll ever find floating around on the internet, so if you happen to be local, pick up some of these fun straws for your party! They’ll be spooktacular, we promise.


Halloween Quote #2

“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly”

– Elizabeth, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)


If you’re feeling super sassy this Halloween and want to prove your cool-osity, why not go for this Halloween quote as your Instagram caption? Copy + paste this to your notes section (or save it in the Plann app) ready to go for when you post on the creepiest night of the year.

Halloween Quote #3

“Everyday is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us…”

– Tim Burton


Ooh, chills have gone up our spine! What about you? Mr Tim Burton never disappoints (we’re looking at you, Nightmare Before Christmas fans) with creepy cartoons and questionable characters. Why not use this ultra-dark Halloween quote to spice up your Instagram feed this year?


Halloween Quote #4

“Cheers Witches”


Subtle, simple, and oh so Witchy! If you happen to be dressing up as a witch this Halloween, this is the perfect quote to use as your Halloween Instagram caption. Better yet, got a group of friends dressing up as witches? It’s time for a group selfie!


Halloween Quote #5

“Sticky fingers, tired feet, one last house… trick or treat!”

– Rusty Fischer


Taking the kidlets for trick or treating this year? Well, what a perfect caption to pair with your photo from the beginning (or end) of the night.


Halloween Quote #6

“You say ‘Witch’ like it’s a bad thing”


Another one for our witches… because we know how fun (and easy) that costume can be to pop on at Halloween time. Ultra-sassy Halloween Instagram caption? Right here!


Halloween Quote #7

“Trick or treat yo’self”


Okay, okay… we know we’re doing the most this Halloween but we couldn’t help ourselves. There are SO MANY good sassy Halloween quotes that we just couldn’t pass up. Definitely going to be using this on my own Halloween Instagram post… watch out!


Halloween Quote #8

“Have a fa-boo-lus Halloween!”


Love a good pun? Always say ‘Fabulous’? Well honey, we gotchu! This is the perfect fun and cutesty Halloween quote to use as an Instagram caption.


Halloween Quote #9

“Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced!”

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Not sure if you use this saying much, but here in Aussie… ‘sheet-faced’ is quite a popular term. But it isn’t quite spelled that way usually. Very punny, ultra cheeky, and a good one for the adults! You’re sure to make some wine-loving followers giggle on Instagram with this Halloween caption idea.


Halloween Quote #10

“Every time I avoid eating Halloween candy I reward myself by eating Halloween candy”


Just us? Oops… we do love our Halloween candy. If you’re going to share a haul photo (or photo carousel) of your Halloween candy stash this year, this is the PERFECT ghoulish Halloween quote to go with your post.


Halloween Quote #11

“If you got it, haunt it”

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Be the scream queen of Halloween with this Halloween-inspired quote. Use it as a caption, change your Instagram bio for the day, do whatever pleases you… your heighness!

Halloween Quote #12

“I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day”


Not dressing up? Want to still share in the festivities? Well, here’s a Halloween quote to rule them all. Enjoy!


Halloween Quote #13

“Witch, please!”

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Simple, easy, effortless. This Halloween quote is a perfect way to end our list. We hope you enjoyed getting Witchy with us, it was SO fun gathering up these Halloween quotes for you!

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